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The Snide Throwaway Post Rejection Pile

 
  

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Regrettable Juvenilia
19:18 / 14.10.03
Not posted by Flyboy in the Music forum, ever:

Personally, I recommend buying three copies of the album, burning two of them on a bonfire in the garden, then crushing the other one to a fine dust and eating it with porridge. That seems to me to true to the artist's intentions.

Don't tell us where they're from, and remove any tell-tale details. And accept that by posting them in here you're admitting that you are very naughty and that your snide, throwaway posts have no validity whatsoever, and no place on the board. Except here, where I will wrap them in a blanket, feed them warm milk, and love them as if they were my own.

(Oh, and seriously - it would be great if this thread became like a blackhole, slowly filled with amusing, evil and yet non-specific non-sequitors. And thus there will be less snark on the rest of the board...)
 
 
Jack Fear
19:20 / 14.10.03
And you...

...you mean that you...

Oh dear.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
19:28 / 14.10.03
(That's so vague I worry it's about this thread. Serves me right if it is.)
 
 
Jack Fear
19:36 / 14.10.03
(Don't flatter yourself.)
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:52 / 14.10.03
My God! She's wearing an unflattering strapless gown! And-- isn't that a man's hand, adjusting her corsage? To the Magdalen laundries with her this instant!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
20:06 / 14.10.03
Flyboy, it's only snide if people know what you're talking about--otherwise I think the technical term is "mild quiffery". I've got one that's been running circles around my head for 2 days, but I can't post it under these conditions. C'mon, we can be men about this.
 
 
rizla mission
21:15 / 14.10.03
I recently almost typed up a post that went along the lines of "..i'm going to hunt you down and stake you through the heart!"

A bit of an overreaction, I then decided.
 
 
Jack Fear
23:33 / 14.10.03
Yeah, but #### is (by hir own admission) adolescent, mentally ill, and fucked up on drugs. So what's your excuse?
 
 
gotham island fae
01:57 / 15.10.03
So, after enflaming, one conceeds?
 
 
bio k9
02:00 / 15.10.03
Can throwaway posts for this thread still go in here?

Rage should change her name to ####.
 
 
Cat Chant
07:41 / 15.10.03
who cares?

Quite a lot of people on this multi-page thread full of anguish seem to...
 
 
Cat Chant
07:42 / 15.10.03
See, I don't really mind people posting angry - but do you have to post ignorant?
 
 
bjacques
08:27 / 15.10.03
Cybergoths - All Your Bats Are Belong To Us
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
09:24 / 15.10.03
Question: what do we do with snide throwaways we want to post in this thread?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:50 / 15.10.03
As ever, I am staggered by your pompous self-importance.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:51 / 15.10.03
Nick: just post them here, and people can guess...
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
10:57 / 15.10.03
Yes, it's that popular Jewish musical starring Sidney Cooke, Kiddy-Fiddler on the Roof!

I'm not sure if I actually posted that or whether common sense prevailed...
 
 
Cat Chant
15:51 / 15.10.03
[can I post it here if it's from real life, not barbelith?]

It seems that some of you have come to Gauda Prime in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not... pay... attention!
 
 
bitchiekittie
16:11 / 15.10.03
(looks like deva has been storing them up!)
 
 
YNH
16:40 / 15.10.03
This is how it ends every time. We remove our loose clothing, get our wrists tied together, and set our jaws. Then you realize you brought a balloon animal instead of a knife and call it off.
 
 
gotham island fae
17:16 / 15.10.03
Agreed. Just ignoring, then.
 
 
Papess
17:18 / 15.10.03
NOBODY ACTUALLY GIVES A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!!!
 
 
Jack Fear
18:11 / 15.10.03
Sorry, are you still talking?
 
 
EE
18:25 / 15.10.03
I wish I had some comments for this thread. Unfortunately, I usually end up posting them, much to my own embarrassment later on.

Oh, wait, I thought of one!

Yeah? Well, my cat says you sound like a person who has repeatedly fucked up their own life, and due to the amazing amount of ignorance you possess, are bound to do the same again and again whilst wondering why all these bad things are happening to poor ol' #####. I've learned to trust his judgement on these issues.
 
 
gotham island fae
18:28 / 15.10.03
Emmanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger who could think you under the table.
David Hume could outconsume Schopenhauer and Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.


I'm not even gonna worry about the spelling. Later, the Penis Song...
 
 
gotham island fae
18:33 / 15.10.03
Oo! I get to be snide to myself...

Um. Did you maybe mean this thread, FF?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
18:45 / 15.10.03
I think this is one of those cases where a broad set and a narrow set appear to have some meaningful connection, but when one examines it (the case) more closely, one realizes that one is really fooling one's self. For instance:

Some time ago (on my personal scale of these things) it occured to me that most men of genius have unruly hair. This was comforting to me because I feel like a very special, important genius about a third of the time and a raving moron the rest; but then, I have very changeable hair. Then, some while later, it occured to me that hardly any people with unruly hair are actually geniuses, which is aruond when I decided that I'd better not breed.

Maybe you should consider this matter a little more objectively.
 
 
Not Here Still
19:01 / 15.10.03
Well, good to see everyone's remembered what went on and is still talkking about this. Sure this won't just leap up the forum again come November...
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
19:55 / 15.10.03
Some of you need to learn that a razor can be used to remove the hair on your face and chin as well as the stuff on the top of your head...
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
19:56 / 15.10.03
Now, now, ****, haven't you learnt that no issue or event has meaning until **** has started a thread about it?
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
09:26 / 16.10.03
By sending them to sleep?
 
 
Dances with Gophers
09:54 / 16.10.03
I'd like to point out to Frater Fae that Socrates himself was permanently pissed and that the comment about Kant is a perfectly valid point.

However today Barbelith I am the blueberry muffin of confused thinking and poor spelling, does anybody else have this problem?
 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
10:58 / 16.10.03
Why does it always come down to the spelling?
Why don't you attack someones argument for once?
 
 
Dances with Gophers
11:26 / 16.10.03
I'm just having one of those days when I can't think straight, can't spell, feeling surreal and apathetic, but now I doughnut feel like being bluberry muffin anymore!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:03 / 16.10.03
Oh shut up you stupid cow. Stop talking yourself up for once!
 
  

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