|   | 
		
		 | 
		
			I'm going to pitch their most popular, merchandised characters, with small but infuriating changes. 
 
"When Peter Parker, nerdy science student, is bitten by a radioactive spider, he gains super-strength, super-agility, and a giant pulsating bottom that speaks the future!" 
 
"Bruce Banner, ace scientist, is caught in a gamma bomb explosion, he transforms into the monstrous Hulk, a creature with limitless strength, limitless anger, and a 50 foot metal Toblerone grafted to one of his knees." 
 
"No-one knows who Logan truly is. But most know his other name, which is Wolvereenyeenyeenyeenyeenyeenyeeny. Eeeny."			 |   
		 | 
				
				
 |