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I'm going to pitch their most popular, merchandised characters, with small but infuriating changes.
"When Peter Parker, nerdy science student, is bitten by a radioactive spider, he gains super-strength, super-agility, and a giant pulsating bottom that speaks the future!"
"Bruce Banner, ace scientist, is caught in a gamma bomb explosion, he transforms into the monstrous Hulk, a creature with limitless strength, limitless anger, and a 50 foot metal Toblerone grafted to one of his knees."
"No-one knows who Logan truly is. But most know his other name, which is Wolvereenyeenyeenyeenyeenyeenyeeny. Eeeny." |
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