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Barbecrush 2003

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20:46 / 17.03.03

Far be it from me to impede the progress of a barbefeud.

Cholister just made me get my smirk on with "Jesus caterwauling Christ." Crushes for improving the general lexicon.

07:09 / 18.03.03

Persephone is the sweetest. Even when shes sending threatening PMs.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

10:00 / 18.03.03

Adding Iszabelle to my crush-list, us fence-sitters have to stick together an' all... And Stone Mirror too. < Mwah! >

The Natural Way

10:55 / 18.03.03

Well, there are people I like quite a lot. Trouble is, I like pretty much everyone. So...it's hard....

Hard.

I guess a rough list of faves would be:

Haus - my brain is open wide. Fill me with your knowledge.

Fly - just because.

Mr. Fear - if you don't like him you must be a cock. And because, well, we've both got...religion.

Yawn - again, you must be a cock......

Riz - because he's grown into a better man than me. And it's been wicked watching it happen.

Flux - because I get as fascinated by him as I did when I was a kid watching my Grandad slicing up his apple. I stared at the old guy for so long once, he actually started on me: "have you got a PROBLEM?!?"

Anna - because something about her just says TOLERANCE.

Applepicker - because I'm pretty sure I've seen a photo of her and I think I fancy her.

Sax and Bear - for just being good old boyce.

Tommy Chong (or whatever he was called) - for that fucking Wolverine thread.

All my IRL chums from evilbrighton: Fraely, SHUT UP, SCOTTISH, I am 25!, BiP, glassonion and Sauron (come back N - you're missed). Who are all fantastic, cheeky, funny krunts.

If Dave and Vicky are reading this and want to puke: I sex you too.

Oh yeah, and everyone with a name that doesn't look like this: Trumpet is a used wash-arse in flames. It's not big and it's not clever. Not funny, either.

My wife (DAVOS) and I would like to thank you all for 5 years of japes and would like to offer you all a virtual round - if cyber-drinks weren't sad, non-existent and FOR KIDS.

11:43 / 18.03.03

I have a crush on whoever it was (I think it was Xoc) that called me "Baz" and "Bazza" instead of 'Barry'. I never knew there was a short form of the name!

The Natural Way

12:23 / 18.03.03

Shortening the full name to something 'az' or something 'oz' (and maybe adding an extra 'za') is OLD news, guy. Where ya been?

WAR-PIG!

13:21 / 18.03.03

Even when shes sending threatening PMs.

*groaning with shame*

Oh, that game... I do believe the word harridan was invented for me in that game...

15:33 / 18.03.03

So, do we need to lay some kind of groundwork for this feud, or will it just begin spontaneously? Like, would it help if I called someone a Scottish asshole?

17:24 / 18.03.03

Well, as we close on 85 you can call me, and my sphincter - we are one and the same - a Scottish asshole, anytime.

I kiss only:

yawn - as Haus correctly points out, we're dating. And what Runce said.

toksik - it must be the Glasgow burr.

All other Scottish posters, except one maybe - can't remember who.

Runce-geezer.

That Johnny O's a bit of alright, too.

Argy-bargy Sebastian.

oh, oh, glassonion's a new favourite of mine.

Rhode Island 'Fanny', Sypha Nadon

Shit-hot Greenlander Bendt Chromeo.

All of the above would be well-advised that, until further notice, like J. Timberlake 'I just love your brain.'

I may have forgotten someone, so please award yourself a kiss if you feel left out.

Love and sex,
Duncan.

17:26 / 18.03.03

I thought you hated SHUT UP, SCOTTISH!, Runce. Didn't you call him a 'wanker shit'?

18:04 / 18.03.03

You had to hear the tone of voice. SHe said it with great love. Like "come here, you wanker shit. I love you."

23:40 / 18.03.03

Did he say it with a [sotto voce] then? Cause if he did that's alright.

One rat... creepin' toward the thread. Just one leetle rat.

The Natural Way

17:49 / 19.03.03

Yes, I enjoy the Glasgow, also. I forgot the Glasgow.

07:33 / 26.03.03

Oh no. Oh no no no. This thread will not die! Damn you, don't you die on me now, thread.

* frantically massages thread's heart *

Shit. Nurse! Adrenalin! 500 mg! I need a crash team in here now!

I have a barbiecrush on Nick, Flux and Jack Fear. I want them in my bed. At the same time. Right now.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

09:07 / 26.03.03

I've had that Bill Posters in the back of my cab.

OK, let the bitching begin!

09:17 / 26.03.03

I need to add Runce to my "most wanted" list as well, because he reads comics so I don't have to, yet I can sound knowledgeable about them anyway.

12:46 / 26.03.03

I've had that Bill Posters in the back of my cab.

It's true. Ze took me south of the river, too.

Whisky Priestess

12:59 / 26.03.03

I unexpectedly fell in love with Smoothly Weaving about 10 minutes ago, when I saw this gem in the spelling mistakes thread:

"kettle-racism"

isn't it shiny?

That alone would probably have been enough to butter my fly, but it was immediately followed, in the same sentence, by the wonderfully evocative

"but it's the faux-gentility - the holding-your-knife-like-a-pencilness - of it."

Breed with me, Smoothly!

13:12 / 26.03.03

Right, this is post 88. Where's the fucking feud? Whisky, you are a Scottish asshole!

Our Lady of The Two Towers

15:53 / 26.03.03

Shaaaaat it you cant!

Whisky Priestess

17:31 / 26.03.03

I HATE you ALL.

But secretly.

20:18 / 26.03.03

Can I heartily suggest we kick this off by someone saying I'm not the best thing since sliced bread, and then all my admirers taking to arms and running the lying little shit out of town?

Power? Head? Me?

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

20:31 / 26.03.03

Kali--god rest her digital soul--has always held a special place in my binary heart.

21:18 / 26.03.03

pin stole twenty quid from my wallet on Sunday night, the piece of shit. I want the little fucker dead. I needed that to buy medicine, and he fucking knew it.

You're dead meat you vicious little scumfuck.

(How's that?)

The Return Of Rothkoid

21:46 / 26.03.03

Well, Rothkoid *heart* Maz. And Lurid. And Mordant. And Persephone, Anna and Wembley. And a couple of others too.

The rest of ye, though, you're bastard arsetrumpets that play the devil's doodlings.

The Return Of Rothkoid

21:48 / 26.03.03

Especially that pin fucker. Coldwater Suplex collector my arse...

22:06 / 26.03.03

I have a crush on myself. For the first time in a long time. Hi everyone.

Zoom.

06:27 / 27.03.03

You lot leave _pin alone! He is a fine Quidditch player and the only person ever to survive an assault by Lord V... oh, no, hang on, that's someone else.

_pin is a boy revolutionary of the highest order and if he appropriated your medicine cash, reflect, it was in order to distribute it to the people in manner of Robin Hood as played by Michael Praed. Let there be no more aspersions on his honour, or you will all have me to answer to! Begone, foul dwimmerlaik!

Etc.

pointless and uncalled for

07:56 / 27.03.03

Having missed it my original crush list, I would like to add the inordinate amount of red clothing owned by Cherry.

08:46 / 27.03.03

I see the worthless little rodent-mind has you wound around his penis-stroking finger, Deva. It was my last £20, the evil shite knew it, and if wealth is to be redistributed it should be stuck up my fat hairy ass as a priority case. He twarts his way through life without scruples or remorse, King Nastyfuck Shitterness.

09:10 / 27.03.03

Guess what color I'm wearing today, P?

09:46 / 27.03.03

how hott are Deva and BiP??

Hot to Trotsky.

Goodness Gracious Meme

22:39 / 28.03.03

Oof

*goes down as if punched in the solar plexus*

....Time passes....

It's taken me a good day or so to recover from that.

Just had to revive this to say I know it's deeply derivative but after this:

You never watched Dawson's Creek because it is, on every horrible, inhuman level, exactly what I'd have been like Back In The Day if I could speak elloquently, had no spots, got laid, been very attractive, was very clever and tallented, and lived in a beautiful part of the country.

I have a huge Barbecrush on beaooootiful _pin.

Oh, wait a minute, he's very clever, funny, writes wonderfull fanzines, seems reasonably well adjusted and chilled and is so young

I actually think I hatesssss Pin. It's a thin line...

22:56 / 28.03.03

mine is also BiP, Whisky Priestess, and grant. I think mafia made me appreciate them more.

19:53 / 30.03.03

I have to say Pin for this post in the Barbecrush thread about how you love me post, and also for noticing Mr Kent and Pete were apparently 'at it'.

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