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Barbecrush 2003

  
  

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Sax
13:25 / 27.02.03
Off you go.
 
 
Bear
14:05 / 27.02.03
So was there one last year, I can't find it?

Anyway this year everyone hates each other, apart from me I fancy you all, specially toksik.
 
 
Fist Fun
14:25 / 27.02.03
Yeah, I fancy toksik also.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
18:33 / 27.02.03
[fishing for sympathy]
This thread could turn very nasty very quickly, and I'm not just saying that because I'm bitter and twisted and nobody loves me.
[/fishing for sympathy]
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:48 / 27.02.03
Tchh. How many of these pathetic, sophomoric, soap-operatic threads do we actually need? I started loads and loads of good threads on FUKING SHIT UP and I don't get any responses and I hate you.

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG! YOU'RE IN THE MATRIX!! YOU'RE SLEEPING AND YOU WON'T WAKE UP!!!!
 
 
Perfect Tommy
18:49 / 27.02.03
Lo, I doth harbor a crush upon Persephone. It is no base and vulgar crush--rather, it is a chaste and courtly crush of a knight for his championed lady. Because, duh, do you realize who her husband is? Do I look like a moron?
 
 
Perfect Tommy
18:50 / 27.02.03
...and I also fancy newest member innercarnival
 
 
Spatula Clarke
20:15 / 27.02.03
Looks like your '85 posts' prediction was a little on the optimistic side, Sax. File this one under Barbecrushingly Disappointing.
 
 
Fist Fun
20:18 / 27.02.03
Don't be so negative Randy. It is so unattractive.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
20:22 / 27.02.03
See? See how they're fouling themselves all over your nice thread?
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
20:24 / 27.02.03
I have a deep fondness for Miss Lenore. Yeah. Deep. Deep baybee, yeah.

And Bear always makes me feel good when I start into spreading the WWE love.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:26 / 27.02.03
HAH! See how my searing insight into your herd mentality has disrupted your clique!! Howja like that then, you pack of wannabe Homecoming Queens?!!! See what happens when you MESS WITH THE REAL INVISIBLES?!?!?!?!!!!
 
 
The Apple-Picker
21:27 / 27.02.03
I also crush on Persephone as well as the three crankiest Barbeloids (puh-lease, you know who you are) that immediately come to mind along with H.I.R. and Grant, who I haven't seen be very cranky. And bitchiekittie is always in my heart, wherever she may be.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
21:28 / 27.02.03
Oh wait! The four crankiest Barbeloids, although one seems lost in the mists of time....
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:45 / 27.02.03
Oh that's easy. BiP. She's lovely. But I'm a bit old for crushes. No I'm not. Yes I am. Hmm. Let me think about this.
 
 
Utopia
22:27 / 27.02.03
I fancy myself quite a bit. Best lay I've ever had.
 
 
Mazarine
22:46 / 27.02.03
I have to back up Utopia, as I too think that I'm hotter than hell, but of course, I've seen me naked, and it helps. I've got a mirror in front of my computer, I'm turned on right now.

I also have to agree with The Felicia Hardy Testosterone Brigade, as I want to curl up in BiP's virtual intellectual lap and purr there. She just makes every thread so much nicer.

Even though I've never heard him really go into it, thinking about how much Haus probably knows about classics makes me blink in wide eyed wonder.
 
 
Utopia
23:05 / 27.02.03
So......is this mirror above the desk, y'know, for facial and upper-body admiration, or below the desk, at roughly a 45 degree angle for lower body staring contests? And is the monitor in the way (do you have to kinda snake around it to see yourself), or is the monitor off to the side?

I mean, I'm just askin' cuz, y'know, I was kinda thinkin' about doin' somethin' like that myself and...uh oh, i hear a knock at the door. I think I just violated my parole.
 
 
Mazarine
23:20 / 27.02.03
Laptop, so it doesn't block the mirror, which is flat on the wall. I can be vain from the shoulders up if I'm sitting at my desk. Maybe I'll pick up some more though, have a kind of dressing room effect.
 
 
Bear
07:10 / 28.02.03
I'm wondering if nobody on Barbelith has a crush on someone or if everyone is just as shy as me?

 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
08:26 / 28.02.03
Well, I'm not sure about this thread, is it a game or sumthing, i don't get it...
I think I've got a crush on Whisky Priestess... Oh how jealous I am of Colonel Qalyn... here.
 
 
Quantum
08:36 / 28.02.03
can mordant talk dirty some more? I love it baby...
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
13:50 / 28.02.03
Don't worry, young Nietzche, my dalliance with the good Priestess was purely physical. Frankly I wonder if any man could eclipse the bottle in her affections, but if you're serious you should go for it.

There's no need to call me by my rank outside of Granton, by the way. I only took it on as a Clue reference, but that seems to have been overtaken by the pegleg.

(Xoc makes me titter like a schoolgirl.)
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:45 / 28.02.03
Yep, Xoc's far and away the most sexually alluring poster. And I feel for him, trapped in a parody of a Douglas Sirk movie with that cranky™, "ginger" Ganesh fella. That's probably why he does all the online flirting with Sax and gets all girly and subby with Jack Fear.

Fortunately, he is a seasoned old bugger and well aware that a sexy fictionsuit doth not betoken an equally beguiling fleshly guise. (Except for The Cuddly, Chokeslammin' Bear obviously and stern young Tezcatlipoca).

Colonel Qalyn, for instance, might disappoint in a gymslip. But, then again...
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
14:58 / 28.02.03
}titter!{
 
 
Persephone
20:03 / 28.02.03
Tut, I've had a crush on Perfect Tommy dating back to doubting thomas days. And Husb also is very flattered and is experimentally walking around the house with his new menacing look. Everyone knows that thanks to the Mafia Game, "Holding Out For A Hero" plays for me whenever Sax is around... hasn't worn off yet. Who else? Biz. SFD. Anna de Logardiere. Lada. Paleface. Etc.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
20:31 / 28.02.03
*sniff*

[yeah, well someone had to do it.]
 
 
_pin
20:42 / 28.02.03
Am I the only person to start taking "and eveyrone else" and even fucking "etc" to mean that that person likes you too?

It's just me, isn't it?
 
 
kaonashi
20:46 / 28.02.03
Its OK Rothkoid. At least people are aware of your existence. (I should really stop changing my name.) I've got this teensy weensy little thing for aphonia but I haven't seen her around lately. And when Haus isn't being vaguely intellectually menacing he can be pretty sexy.

I'm going to go prepare for the beatings now.
 
 
Ganesh
20:49 / 28.02.03
I have a Barbecrush on Haus which is, of course, very close to masturbation...
 
 
Mazarine
22:21 / 28.02.03
Rothky, you know I adore you! (Along with like 80% of the board that also adores you and the rest are lurkers who adore you from afar.)
 
 
Mazarine
22:24 / 28.02.03
And when Haus isn't being vaguely intellectually menacing he can be pretty sexy.

See, I think he's at his most honey-rific when he's being vaguely intellectually menacing. That little dom of the mind.
 
 
Papess
23:43 / 28.02.03
Developing a crush on Janina


...and yes, Haus is a sex god
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
12:40 / 01.03.03
This year I are mostly having crushes on clothes.

In order of hot sexiness:

a) The Combat Skirt of Flowers
b) The Funky T-Shirt of BiP
c) The Curtain Coat of Anna/Janina
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:55 / 01.03.03
I have a crush on Tom. And no, that's not just scoring points. Were I not a heterosexual male, then he'd have me all over him, as quite possibly the most tolerant man in the universe. (Tolerance=sexy. Call me old-fashioned, if you will.)
 
  

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