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Barbecrush 2003

 
  

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Bear
06:24 / 04.04.03
I'll add Solitaire Rose to my list for all his WWE goodness!
 
 
Bill Posters
13:44 / 04.04.03
Yr just peeved coz no-one's barbecrushing you.

That'll be because I have warts on my penis. According to Haus. (And to think, people accuse me of "coming across like a child throwing mud in a playground". )
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:55 / 04.04.03
Perhaps you've just met, and thus by yr own stringent rules, disqualifed, some of yr barbecrushes?

Ah, no, see you're allowed to keep fancying peeps once you've met 'em, just as long as you already did, a bit. But Fly, I hear you ask, why'd ya have to go and make things so complicated? Well, life's like this and.
 
 
Olulabelle
14:06 / 04.04.03
Is there a limit on how many barbecrushes a person is allowed? I mean does more than, say 5, result in a person being labelled a barbetart?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:00 / 04.04.03
but I always thought that the warts were some of yr best features...

Wow Fly, that *is* complicated(how, once you've met them-a few times-can you be sure where/when the barbecrush started? do you keep a diary ).

Think i'll stick with skirts, wine and wooden mince.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
15:19 / 04.04.03
I can hear shopping lists being written now... And to think there used to be a fuss whenever Delia Smith used something vaguely exotic for one of her recipes.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:03 / 04.04.03
This thread is doing such a shit job of turning into a fight. I mean, people are apologising for causing offence!!! WTF? This is wrong, I tell you. Wrong wrong wrong.
 
 
Baz Auckland
16:54 / 04.04.03
Hate to break up the fight, but I now have a crush on de Jade since his new name (plasma tv looping a video of antelopes being eaten) is from Get Fuzzy which rocks like nothing else.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
20:00 / 04.04.03
don't blame me Mao, i'm trying to be as indiscriminantly unpleasant as possible and no-one's biting.

what kind of name is that anyway?

oh, and btw, Bagpuss sucks.
 
 
_pin
20:11 / 04.04.03
See, I've personally always taken any barbecrush I've had as very much a "I really like yr braaaaaaaaaaaain" type affair, even from the people I've met.

Not least because if it was actually because they'd met me then I'd be really scared, and possibly jump up and down going "My nose! Look at my nose! It's so bright and shiny!". Or something.
 
 
Olulabelle
20:46 / 04.04.03
Pin, I barbecrush you again, for that comment.

*considers...* Can a person barbecrush twice?
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
10:46 / 05.04.03
No, don't be so bloody stupid. How on earth do you get up in the morning if you think you could Barbecrush something twice? It's people like you that killed Tinkerbell. God! Fuck you losers, I'm going to Prague.




 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:16 / 05.04.03
does more than, say 5, result in a person being labelled a barbetart?

Actually... yes. Don't ask me how I know this.

To be honest, bengali, I just make it up as I go along. Any rules I make, I break within a week anyway. And it's not like I'm saying I don't have one (just the one). I'm just not saying. I'm going to shut up now...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
13:37 / 05.04.03
Actually, Lada, you'll find that under the 1957 Passmore ruling, you're allowed to Barbecrush twice, but only if it's Pin, and you must provide supporting evidence.

So go 'head, olulabelle (fab name, btw)

Fly, I know, you know, but don't tell the others.

And the barbe-tart rules are similarly a bone of contention, I think. The 1st wave tend to set the mark at 4, there's a divergence around the 2nd/intermediate period towards 6. The whole question's a rather vexed one.

I think its a matter for personal conscience.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:46 / 05.04.03
Bagpuss sucks.

Come 'ere and say that. Yeah, you.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:55 / 05.04.03
Ganesh' nephew has the mice from the Mouse Organ and they sing. The weirdest experience in the world is to sit with the whole extended Ganesh family, listening to toy mice and family of fans chorus "We will fi-i-i-ix it..." etc. to the delight of one young whippersnapper. Yet I still have to see even one episode of the Bagpuss saga.

My crush on the Chairman is over since he abandoned the Bagpuss hair, btw. Bengali now has the best hair on the 'Lith.
 
 
Olulabelle
16:59 / 05.04.03
Supporting evidence. Hmmmm. What about this: Apparently Pin looks like Ainslie. Which speaks for itself, really.

And now I barbecrush you BiP for liking my name, which takes me up to a total of 3 barbecrushes and (if the supporting evidence is acceptable) a 4th under the 1957 Passmore ruling. So, hah! The 1st Wave would officially consider me a Barbetart.
 
 
Olulabelle
17:04 / 05.04.03
Oh: Proof of supporting evidence.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
20:15 / 06.04.03
I'm adding Crimes of Fashion to my list for saucy PM action...
 
 
gingerbop
23:34 / 12.10.03
I dont know *how* I missed this first time round, but here is my list, with risk of a)missing people out or b)being a barbetart:

a)Jade. mmmmm.
b)Trix. mmmmie.
c)Baz Aukland. Gotta second the sexy top hat.
d)Spyder is irredemably lovely to me.
e)Elijah and his duct-tape.
f)Olulabelle and her shininess.
g)Tom and his 007 audition.

Its official. Barbetart no.2.
 
 
alas
00:35 / 13.10.03
(i'm so pleased even one person way back mentioned me--deva! you again!--. . . ) i love you all, and loved hearing the familiar zoom of zoom, again, zooming around . . . and tom. and ganesh. and xoc. and haus and bill posters and ... I'm not very good at this feuding thing.

Umm, "die, um, 'lith scum? Please?" Hmmm. i'll keep working on it... interrogatives may not be my best feuding tool. Gotta find me an exclamatory quarter-staff or brace of pistols. And a second.
 
  

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