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Another vote for Dumbledore being obviously Voldemort.
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If he isn't, then he is just achingly incompetent - with the whole Hagrid expulsion fiasco (if you're so fucking wise, why not do something a bit before thirty fucking years later, shitbeard? You know, like even maybe when the guy who dobbed him in TURNED OUT TO BE VOLDEFRIGGINGMORT?), and his incredibly poor choice of Defence Against the Dark Arts masters ("Hello class, this is your new defence against the dark arts master. Tuesdays and Thursdays he'll be evil, the rest of the week just incompetent. Thankyou!"). If you're not actually going to teach people how to defend against the dark arts, why not just abolish the post, thus reducing significantly the number of people at Hogwarts likely to TURN OUT TO BE VOLDECOCKINGMORT?
And as for Slytherin....since all the bad wizards ever come from Slytherin, why not just, you know, suggest to anyone that the sorting hat picks for Slytherin that, although they've done terribly well to get this far, Slytherin house has unfortunately been disbanded and they may want to try reapplying to the community college over the mountains, which does a great HND in TURNING OUT TO BE VOLDEGERBILSHAGGINGMORT. |
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