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Rage
13:59 / 29.10.02
Crown of life? I hardly even KNEW, King O'Hammer.
 
 
Baz Auckland
19:57 / 29.10.02
The Silk Road was influenced the Tang Dynasty in many profound ways in the fields of... gah. class time.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:31 / 29.10.02
Bagpuss gave a big yawn and settled down to sleep.
 
 
gridley
20:33 / 29.10.02
My socks are off and I'm still at work!!!!!!
 
 
Baz Auckland
02:16 / 04.12.02
Our Earth As Art

Crappy title, but fun sattelite pics of the earth! Weeee....
 
 
dj kali_ma
02:42 / 04.12.02
Goddamn it, I need to get the fuck out of this midwestern nightmare.

Calgon, take me away.
 
 
A
04:37 / 04.12.02
Four whole months without Barbelith has very nearly driven me stark, raving mad. Thank fuck that unpleasantness is over.
 
 
Cat Chant
18:57 / 17.12.02
Q: Why did the man ask for a thort back and thides?

A: Because he had a barberlithp.
 
 
bitchiekittie
19:00 / 17.12.02
parp. said the penguin to the tree.
 
 
telyn
23:41 / 17.12.02
small fish to nibble your toes. tasty. like cheese on toast with pickled chillis. very tasty.
 
 
Baz Auckland
03:44 / 18.12.02
Ze Semester iz over! Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
 
The Monkey
07:34 / 18.12.02
Your indignation is puffy, flushed with breaking corpuscles, and smells faintly of aftershave. It is a delight to watch you squirm, honkey.
 
 
Char Aina
09:53 / 18.12.02
yule school


REMOVE THE HEAD OF CHRISTMAS FROM THE FESTIVE TORSO, SEVERING THE NECK AT A POINT SO NEAR TO THE SHOULDERS AS TO BE ALMOST INSIDE THE COLLAR BONES. REMOVING THE NOSE, CAREFULLY, BUT ROUGHLY, AND PIERCING THE EYEBALLS AS PLASTIC ON A MICROWAVEABLE DISH (LASAGNE;VEGETARIAN) PROCEED TO FUCK THE THROAT BACKWARDS, AFFECTING A 'BOWLING' GRIP. EYES GIVE CUSHIONING FOR THE MIDDLE AND RING FINGERS, ESSENTIAL IF THE PROSPECT OF MASTURBATION WITH A SEASONAL CORPSE-PIECE IS DISTURBING, AS THIS CAN PROLONG THE EXPERIENCE TO THE DETRIMENT OF THE KNUCKLE JOINTS.

LICKING OF FINGERS OPTIONAL.
 
 
Char Aina
11:08 / 18.12.02
"make sure the ledge is waxed to the consistency of a glazed donut, and then begin your approach. i find this is best tried at roughly 30 degrees to the ledge itslef.
as you get closer, begin to compress. i turn little as well, to give me something to move against.

now pop, but pushing the back foot slightly frontside as well as down.
remember, this is where being a pussy, or forgetting about the shoulders will break your silly little feet.

the left foot is going to have to swing out almost like a ballerina doing a pirouette, and then get the hell out the way.
bring the shoulders the full way round, and slam that back foot down on the nose. all beinmg well, the tail and the back foot should be in the same place, and you should look superfly."
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:35 / 18.12.02
Given the choice, I'd have to say "with".
 
 
A
13:50 / 18.12.02
That's the second-largest fire-breathing preying mantis I've ever seen.
 
 
deja_vroom
13:56 / 18.12.02
The only thing I can say in such an awe-inspiring moment is: "Bananarama".
 
 
bitchiekittie
15:37 / 18.12.02
you want fries with that?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
15:40 / 18.12.02
Looks like a Full Moon from where I am. *howl*
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
16:25 / 18.12.02
Surely there's enough combinations of letters so that we could reduce say, every word over 8 letters to a word that's only 4 or 5 letters to make it easier to spell? Is that not too XYSSD to ask?
 
 
mixmage
16:39 / 18.12.02
MaƱana, Banana! AaaaroooOOO!

oops! Delayed Sequitur...

Heeeeeere's Zoidberg!

 
 
mixmage
16:45 / 18.12.02
heh
 
 
Char Aina
09:15 / 19.12.02
the depth of your shallowness, and the breadth of your narrowmindedness shck me.

no, not you.....no, no, not you either....yes! YOU!
 
 
Char Aina
14:15 / 19.12.02
 
 
Char Aina
08:10 / 20.12.02
i smell children....
 
 
Char Aina
11:03 / 20.12.02
 
 
Constitution Hill
13:19 / 20.12.02
Kaufman, if you're alive i'll kill you.
 
 
Cat Chant
00:54 / 21.12.02
I have survived the whole day on the grounds that she would email me tonight, and she hasn't.
 
 
mixmage
01:43 / 21.12.02
Deva... I can't be showing zoidberg again.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:48 / 21.12.02
Pounding like a bitch because it should be on its pillow.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
10:43 / 21.12.02
Ah yes. I know well how you feel, dear Deva. Sorrow by proxy.
 
 
Baz Auckland
14:07 / 22.12.02
Am I too stoned to go to work? I think I've lost the power of speech. Goddamn it.
 
 
mixmage
19:10 / 22.12.02
ahhh... so that's why the door was locked when I tried to get in. Thanks for the update.
 
 
· N · E · T ·
09:11 / 24.12.02
One word my friend, and say it with me now... "globules."
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:11 / 24.12.02
Oh, come ON... you might as well wear cheese instead of trousers, if THAT's how you're thinking.
 
  

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