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Our Lady of The Two Towers
18:03 / 24.12.02
So, Raymond Briggs The Snowman, and Not Aled Jones sings "we're walking in the air", call me crazy but isn't flying a much more useful means of perambulation through the air?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:12 / 24.12.02
According to this site:

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude (keep your socks on).

In Cleveland, Ohio, women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. (Because of what they may reflect? Surely not.)

In Connorsville, Wisconsin, no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having an orgasm.

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. (Sounds such fun too).

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

A Tremonton, Utah, law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance.

Odd, that.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
04:32 / 25.12.02
You make me happy when skies are grey. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away.
 
 
A
10:59 / 25.12.02
"Who's your favourite New Kid? Call me Joey. Call me Donnie."
 
 
mixmage
11:45 / 04.01.03
This is reply 321.

I know I am a hypocrite. But at least I'm a penitent hypocrite.

"until they beg for mercy"... remember.
 
 
wembley can change in 28 days
18:08 / 04.01.03
No matter how tough you think you are, -24C is Fucking Cold.
 
 
000
21:37 / 04.01.03
I like these edible trousers. Which brand of cheese are they made from, dahlenn?
 
 
gingerbop
10:48 / 05.01.03
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MILK FOUNTAINS, I NEED MILK FOUNTAINS IN MY LIFE!
 
 
000
13:29 / 07.01.03
My high score in Snake II is 3785. Impressive, huh?
 
 
Baz Auckland
17:49 / 07.01.03
Journey to the East! Aaaah!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
17:52 / 07.01.03
If I could just break something really valuable and hear it smash against the wall...
 
 
mixmage
03:27 / 09.01.03
... and a plagiarist. If that matters.
 
 
Baz Auckland
19:18 / 11.01.03
I know it's wrong to revel in the misfortunes of others, but the premier of British Columbia just got arrest for drunk driving, and since he's a bastard, I had to laugh and feel happy.
 
 
A
14:17 / 18.01.03
We now have 1,666 members. We're evil, i tells ya, eeeeeviiiilllll.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
06:19 / 23.01.03
Stop whining and adapt, fuckbake.
 
 
Baz Auckland
18:44 / 28.01.03
"I realised that I had joined a pilgrimage to the East, seemingly a definite and single pilgrimage-but in reality, in its broadest sense, this expedition to the East was not only mine and now; this procession of believers and disciples had always and incessantly been moving towards the East, towards the Home of Light. Throughout the centuries it had been on the way, towards light and wonder, and each member, each
group, indeed our whole host and its great pilgrimage, was only a wave in the eternal stream of human beings if the eternal strivings of the human spirit towards the east, towards Home."

- The Journey to the East, Herman Hesse. Eeek.
 
 
Baz Auckland
01:15 / 30.01.03
Headline from The Independent:

"Croatia to hand over war criminals for EU membership"

Why do the war criminals get memberships? I want one!
 
 
Char Aina
02:00 / 30.01.03
Twice!
 
 
Brigade du jour
20:54 / 30.01.03
Re: Jon Bon Jovi - if I was "In These Arms" I'd probably think "ah Jhere's a golden opportunity to stab the bastard!"
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:22 / 30.01.03
Why do you want to? Who's keeping score?
 
 
Constitution Hill
21:23 / 30.01.03
I make no apology for launching a policy, this week, for blahdy blahdy blah.

[Cheers]
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:23 / 30.01.03
The way to the soul is through the arse ...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:29 / 30.01.03
No, that was the other Dad. Not Greg Evigan, the one who was in Aliens.
 
 
doglikesparky
07:31 / 31.01.03
Sometimes I wonder whether I shouldn't have worn a cowboy hat for christmas. A nice Stetson, perhaps...
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
08:10 / 31.01.03
"I was a teenage death squad,
Sent to keep the folks indoors,
But I don't like to talk about it,
I only did it for the applause."
 
 
A
10:47 / 31.01.03
I had the worst hangover of my life today, and I only drank 7 or 8 beers last night. There is no justice in this world.
 
 
deja_vroom
13:58 / 31.01.03
I found the 8th musical note. I'll call it "Moo". Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La, Si... and Moo. You know those fat tables made of meat that wander around in the hills? What, they're called "cows"? Yes, they are, Timmy, here, have a candy. Nice booy... Well, I was saying: Those tables, they make a funny sound if you push them down a hill, don't they? Well, that noise is in the key of "Moo". This discovery unveils a new, uncharted region of the sound frequencies. Thankyou, thankyou. It's a huge leap for mankind, I know. Please give me some Valium? I really need to sleep...
 
 
Aethelwine Jedi
16:26 / 31.01.03
This bowl... Is a skull.
 
 
Baz Auckland
06:23 / 01.02.03
Ahh.. 3:22am. Eating Mr.Noodles and reading Disinfo Personals. Life is good.
 
 
Aethelwine Jedi
17:09 / 01.02.03
You never know. They might stick some of that luminous plastic under your skin in the appropriate area, if they can get it thin enough.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:53 / 01.02.03
You know that thing you did, right? That thing you've been praying daily that they'd never find out about, because of how nobody would ever want anything to do with you ever again and all those fragile yet beautiful strands of friendship you have so carefully spun over the weeks and months would be cruelly ripped asunder?

I know. And I'm telling.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:13 / 01.02.03
Simon Hoggart told a rubbish joke in his Guardian column today that, nevertheless, made me laugh.

In a spit 'n' sawdust saloon in the old west. The swing doors swing. In limps a dog, scruffy and mawled, his foot in a bandage.

All eyes are on him as he marches up to the bar, fixes the barkeep with a stare and says: "Ah'm lookin' for the man that shot m'paw."
 
 
-=Velius=-
21:07 / 01.02.03
And the deja kept right on vuing.

-=Velius=-
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
21:51 / 01.02.03
I was out in London Town, got separated from my mates and was a bit worse for ware, I sat down on some steps to get my head together. I started to nod off, then a guy awaked me,” You don’t want to fall asleep here mate” I looked up to see this angelic but worn black face. I lit a cig and offered him one. He got out his crack pipe, and offered me some. I refused. We chew the fat for a while and I met some of his friends as they passed by. This man, a homeless crack addict, stopped me from getting turned over or worse. He single-handedly restored my faith in people. I’ll never judge a person by their appearance/status again (or fall asleep on the street again).
 
 
raveneye
05:19 / 02.02.03
Mother, why the black dark night?
 
  

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