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lonely as a cloud...

11:41 / 29.04.04

If pushed, I'd probably go for I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen myself...

12:06 / 29.04.04

Fun Lovin' Criminals - Stray Bullet

14:26 / 29.04.04

one of my mates got his lady to strip to the Supermouse music for his birthday...

15:07 / 29.04.04

I resolutely maintain that giving a lapdance in a cheerleader uniform to the imperial teen song "sugar" would be THE BEST EVER.

now all I need is a cheerleader costume and someone worthy of straining my thigh muscles to their limits for.

15:25 / 29.04.04

Anything by The Swans.

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

15:40 / 29.04.04

Carmina Burana by Orff

Goodness Gracious Meme

16:43 / 29.04.04

Ooh, the cover of Roxanne from Moulin Rouge.
Verrrry burlesque.

Jefe should do Uptown Top Ranking
Fly should do the BBR cover.

17:19 / 29.04.04

Carmina Burana by Orff

I guess it goes without saying, but even so... You'd be performing this piece in the full SS uniform, presumably ?

17:23 / 29.04.04

Bless Bless by Luke Slater would be amusing...

Cheap. Easy. Cruel.

19:05 / 29.04.04

I think that Aliens by Cenobita would be great for me to strip to. It just has this catchy, high-energy chorus that makes me want to move.

I would love to see someone else strip to The Radio Says Everything is Alright by Autopoesis. It has this shitty radio reception sound to the vocals that is just nice. The music is throbbing and hypnotic, and would do nicely for hip thrusting. There is one line in particular that would just make the song for me, it goes, "...and I hate you with everything I know is right. So pass me the needle and cook me some patience, 'cause the radio says everything is alright." For some reason, every time I hear that line, I thing of someone taking off their clothes in a slow seductive manner. Unfortunately, only I and a few people in Albuquerque, NM have ever heard this song, so the chances of me finding someone around here to strip to it are very slim.

No star here laces

07:30 / 30.04.04

BiP - I own a copy of Gina X - "Performance". I think when I return to the UK I should take that record out to a public place and you should do your thing. And dye your hair red.

Goodness Gracious Meme

12:29 / 30.04.04

If it's got 'Nice Mover' on it, you may have a deal. As long as we get you in pants and ting....

And I get to keep the record.

Whisky Priestess

13:41 / 30.04.04

Talking of shitty radio reception sounds:

Songs I would like to see a bloke (Jarvis Cocker perhaps) strip to:

The Professional (so heavy-breathing sleazy is not true!)
Ladies' Man
These are both B-sides to the Cd single of This is Hardcore which I have just ransacked my room to find and will CRY if I have lost ... oh god I want to hear them so much right now.

My own strip-songs bear a strange resemblance to those I always sing at Karaoke nights, ie:

Lady Marmalade (Moulin Rouge version)
Bette Davis Eyes (Kim Carnes)
One Moment in Time (Whitney Houston)*

Also, Sleazy Bed Track by the Bluetones
Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend - Marilyn Monroe - but only if someone gets me a diamond g-string, nipple pasties and the Albert Hall in which to perform.

Shout out to BiP for her choice of
Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
"Reach out and touch me" indeed ...

*so kidding

Goodness Gracious Meme

13:26 / 01.05.04

shouts back at WP for implanting the notion of jarvis (definitely hardcore-era jarvis as well) stripping to The Professional in my head

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

that'll keep me going for along while.

(if you can't find it WP, shout and i'll burn if for you)

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

14:32 / 01.05.04

No, Kriegsmarine Rubber and Fur with Regulation Denim HeatPads.

"Prime Mover" or "Fist Fuckers Associated" by The Leather Nun.

Phex: Dorset Doom

15:26 / 01.05.04

The obvious: 'Stripsearch' by Faith No More
The subtly suggestive: 'Everlong' by the Foo Fighters
The overtly suggestive: 'Party the baby off' by the Icarus Line ('take off... awl yer clothes..')
The mercifully short: 'Guilty of being white' by Minor Threat.
The mercifully short yet utterly innapropriate even in a strip club: 'Shit on her tits' by Shat.

15:40 / 01.05.04

Fever - The Cramps
Puppets on a String - Sandie Shaw (starting barefoot obviously)
Anything by Revolting Cocks (esp. No Devotion)
Time after Time - Cindy Lauper
Dirty Back Road - the B-52's
The Chase is Better than the Catch - Motörhead

18:32 / 01.05.04

Let's Misbehave by Noel Coward (or Cole Porter, who can tell the difference?)

It would fit my style and it would help feed my Chris Walken complex.

01:23 / 02.05.04

Ewok Feast from Return of the Jedi.

03:26 / 02.05.04

'Yub Yub' indeed....

A

04:44 / 02.05.04

Last time I got dragged into a strip club, one of the dancers did her routine to three Metallica songs. It came very close to putting me off looking at naked ladies for life.

I think I'd go with the theme from Superman.

04:58 / 02.05.04

"Men in Black" by Will Smith.

solid white in water

05:44 / 02.05.04

The Dickies' cover of "The Banana Splits Theme". Just can't decide if I'd come on stage as Fleegle or Drooper.

09:57 / 02.05.04

Bowie's Laughing Gnome, so the audience would be singing along.

Scrubb is on a downward spiral

12:10 / 02.05.04

I've seen quite a few strip shows in the past week, the most impressive of which was a gal in Army gear (complete with beret) getting down to it to Bjork's Army of Me,which really worked as backing.

So I'm putting in my vote for some Bjork stuff - I think I Miss You and the (fast) remix of Big Time Sensuality would be jolly good.

16:19 / 02.05.04

Ewok Feast from Return of the Jedi.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH.

yub yub.

16:43 / 02.05.04

i saw a stripper dance to that 'when i think about you, i touch myself' song. it was one of the hottest things i have ever seen.

man,
i love that song.
and naked girls.
touching themselves.
to music.
man.

a lady i know from school days is taking me to a strip club for her birthday next week... first time i've been to one in britain.

do you think they'll do requests?
should i take a mix CD?
i think i'd open it with 'teror theme' by the DHT Terror Department. its good and heavy, battle of seattle style tekkerno, but the best bit is the sample it kicks off with while a high hat clatters away

..."before you put on this record, understand; this is for all of my ancestors who were Raped, Killed, and Hung..."
[D-D-D-D'zHOOM zHOOM zHOOM zHOOM zHOOM]
"RAPED. KILLED. AND HUNG"

fuck me, but it gets the blood going.

and i'd follow it with tiffany.

pointless and uncalled for

19:36 / 02.05.04

Having had a friend who was a DJ at a strip club I have seen strippers strip to a variety of weird tracks, mondays tended to be the lets check out the stuff I burnt before leaving home today. Nothing like a bit of Neubauten at the brass rail.

That said I think I would have to go for my all time strip club anthem "Creep - Radiohead"

21:06 / 02.05.04

Paradise City by Guns and Roses. Because my nipples really would be paradise. Milk and honey and all that.

21:10 / 02.05.04

oh come on! Marvyn Gaye with 'Let's get it on'.

Sexual healing could also work, though the 80s beat might be a bit of a lob-cock inducer.

07:28 / 03.05.04

Still, like I said two years ago, Lady Don't Tek No. But also, now, probably Michael by Franz Ferdinand. Because it makes me want to shake.

10:07 / 03.05.04

AC/DC's "If you want blood (You've Got It)" works for me.

Keggers - are you thinking of the regular version or the slower b-side version. I can certainly imagine the latter.

10:42 / 03.05.04

The theme to 'Thundercats'.
Dressed as Cheetarah.
("paging Dr Freud...")

10:47 / 03.05.04

That said I think I would have to go for my all time strip club anthem "Creep - Radiohead"

'I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.'

Hm, yeah. Definitely had that sensation...

***

One of the girls I tend bar with has just got a job in a strip club/lap dance place (as have many other girls I've known) and (as ever) immediately suggested that I come down and see her dance. To which the response is: "Er, no, I don't think so. Y'know, we're friends." {And I find you attractive. And I'd have to watch all these other guys watching you. And there's this whole money changing hands thing. And no real hope of an evolution of the relationship once I've set myself up as a sort of customer (eep). And... and... well, no... Probably no...}

Definite tinned worm extraction involved.

***

Anyway, if I'm doing a strip I reckon it's got to be in darkness, with freak-show make-up and the only illumination provided by a lamp I'm holding - all to some kind of bombastic Germanic opera music. Lots of eerie free-form modern 'interpretive' dance moves. Something like the scene in My Own Private Idaho when the foreign businessman takes them to his apartment and does much the same causing slack-jawed bafflement on Keanu's part and instant narcoleptic unconciousness for poor River's character.

Yeah, something to give you nightmares...

Scrubb is on a downward spiral

11:37 / 03.05.04

Something like the scene in My Own Private Idaho when the foreign businessman takes them to his apartment and does much the same causing slack-jawed bafflement on Keanu's part and instant narcoleptic unconciousness for poor River's character.

God, you're so right. Although how to remove clothes whilst simulaneously underlighting ones chin with a giant lamp for added creep-effect? Perhaps one person should hold the lamp whilst the other strips.

And, of course, all done in a midwest motel room.

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