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You know, the more I think about it, the more I want to see somebody strip to ride of the valkryies.
See, what one could do is have an empty stage with a hole in it. When the stripper comes out, she could be wielding a spear. If she's on horseback, she could slam the spear home into the hole. It wouldn't be as dramatic if she just came in on her own two feet. The spear would act as the pole.
The stripper would have to have a proper name though. Something like Helga, Gertrude, or Grunhilda. She'd have platinum blonde hair in two braids down her back. Maybe she could wear a breastplate made of leather and a kilt-type skirt. Thigh-high boots. A golden helm with horns. Of course, she'd have to be buxom. Valkryies are always described as being buxom.
One would think I'd actually given this some thought. |
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