Night of the Living Lateshift

03:46 / 28.10.08

Oh Ye Zombie Lateshifters! Arise from your shiftless slumber and join us in our feast! Post your brains out, unleash the beast! The time is nigh' and the flesh is cold and this place is growing old, as are you and I. Just a quick post before we die.

03:47 / 28.10.08

But I dont want to die! I still have clothes in the dryer!

03:49 / 28.10.08

Ah, the tumbling abyss. Better keep alert, then! Those clothes won't fold themselves, ya know!

03:52 / 28.10.08

Why fold the clothes if they're only going to be destroyed in the Zombie Plague?

03:55 / 28.10.08

So true. Zombies only wear tatters.

03:59 / 28.10.08

Yes, you never see a Zombie on Mr.Blackwell's list.

04:04 / 28.10.08

However, I think Mr. Blackwell is on a few Zombie lists. If zombies made lists, that is.

04:10 / 28.10.08

Great. Now I have that Cranberries song stuck in my head.

04:12 / 28.10.08

When you are a Zombie, are earworms just maggots?

04:15 / 28.10.08

I'd think so. Unless there was a song called "Brains! BRains!!!"

04:19 / 28.10.08

Seriously Keggers...you really should write a book called "Lateshifting for Dummies". No offense, but you are our Lateshift leader.

04:20 / 28.10.08

Who was the original lateshifter, Keggers? Do you recall?

04:23 / 28.10.08

Saddly, no. I think that will remain a mystery. Much like the reason behind the dreaded page 9.

04:25 / 28.10.08

Mystery about Page 9? That is not a mystery. Didn't you come up with that?

04:26 / 28.10.08

Keggers didn't invent the lateshift?

My mythologies are shattered.

04:27 / 28.10.08

In a sense, Deca. He had a dream of latesifting and hence, it came to pass.

04:28 / 28.10.08

Oh Im sure you have plenty of other Keggers related mythologies that remain intact.

Hi!

04:32 / 28.10.08

Other Kegger-mythology? I'm pretty sure there were Halloween photos floating around at some point.

I'm just glad there still are lateshifts. One evening I may pop in and they just don't have them anymore.

It'd be horribly like coming home and finding somebody else's stuff in your kitchen, otherwise. Y'know, but with bad groceries you wouldnt' want to pilfer.

04:40 / 28.10.08

OOoh, Hallowe'en photos of Keggers...talk about the right time and place....gosh, I still gots it.

Pilfered groceries? Makes me glad I have no room mates.

Oh yeah, and Keggers...really a myth. I made him up out of iconic remnants and archetypal tidbits.

archetypal timbits.

So, I have the Cranberries playing in my head, visions of a patchwork zombie Keggers, and now I want donuts. Alright.

04:44 / 28.10.08

Mmmmmmm....doughnut holes.

04:46 / 28.10.08

See, this is what lateshift is all about - twisted sensibilities, alcohol consumption and food.

04:49 / 28.10.08

Sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy, in its way.

The semi-social version of my typical hot date with Mr. Beam and Ms Haagen-Dazs.

04:53 / 28.10.08

I've never understood the lack of bourbon-flavoured ice cream.

04:54 / 28.10.08

Well I hate to hit the door just when the party starts but Im falling asleep as I type. sigh.. sometimes I feel my age and then other times I feel decades older.

Goodnight all,
back tomorrow for some more.!

04:57 / 28.10.08

Deca, there isn't any? Dammit, there is an industry crying for your attention right now. I certainly could use some malbec ice cream. Heck, there is Rum and Raisin, right?

04:58 / 28.10.08

Night, Keggers.

I should pay attention to the clock more. I might start doing things, like go to sleep, in a timely fashion.

04:58 / 28.10.08

Good Night, Lord of the Shift.

05:00 / 28.10.08

Deca, I can relate to that. I do terribly strange things after my bedtime.

05:00 / 28.10.08

There is rum raisin. And I've seen creme de menthe ice cream, actually.

But the market does seem to be wide open.

05:07 / 28.10.08

I ended up rushing to get a few hours sleep the other day, when I realized a few hours before a meeting that I'd actually stayed up the whole night, morning, and afternoon. I had been watching Father Ted the whole time. Which makes whole thing even more awkward.

You can't really jerk your head up before it falls into your coffee, Sorry, sir, I had a rough day of sitcom and didn't notice the time.

05:19 / 28.10.08

Crap. My son is up.

Okay, he says he misses me. Cuddles are required. I must say good night.

MWAH!

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

05:23 / 28.10.08

I'm here!