|  |  | | The trailer drowned me... purple prose rained down like a bad metaphor... 
 Dude, that was awesome, sloppy, pulp-noir action. Max Payne has always been awesome, slop- etc, can't be arsed writing it out again.
 
 It looks like it could be a good adaptation of what was, let's face it, a pretty cheesey revenge story.
 
 Not sure about the angel-things. Unless, as I secretly hope, Max is suffering from a big dose of Valkyr throughout the whole thing.
 
 Maxie Max Walhberg has the voice down too.
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