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AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!!!

  
  

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Haus Of Pain
15:22 / 19.10.07
yes VISION that was indeed a vision! hahahahahahaha

Even though I am now alive...who will avenge my death? Perhaps HULK THOR ANT MAN or LITTLE MISS DASSY?
 
 
Spaniel
15:37 / 19.10.07
YOUR GOOD FRIEND THE WINTER SOLDIER WILL AVENGE YOU!

  
 
Haus Of Pain
15:39 / 19.10.07
WICKED! He has nice hair.
 
 
The Falcon
16:50 / 19.10.07
I CRIED AT YOUR FUNERAL

I HAVE HUMAN EMOTIONS!

I said a really good speech. Everyone said so. (It actually was rubbish, because my, uhm, my scriptwriter is bollocks.)
 
 
Haus of Mystery
18:04 / 19.10.07
Don't worry brother. You were there, and that's how Cap would've wanted.

True confession:
I was playing tetris inside the suit the whole time.
 
 
Triplets
18:15 / 19.10.07
Was I there? At the funeral, I mean. Or at least one of my 'personalities'? I admit to possibly being shitfaced on a cocktail of prescription drugs and booze that day.
 
 
Triplets
18:18 / 19.10.07
To be honest I think I'm going to have to hire a secretary to keep track of all my suits.

Anyway, you've got a movie coming out soon, Tone. How do you feel about how they've portrayed you. Favreau says he's going to cut most, if not all, of your 'dook dook, chug chug' antics. Which seems to be missing the point, really. You were never that interesting before you went tits-up.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
18:27 / 19.10.07
Listen, it's like I always say, if you can't pilot a bio-mechanical assault suit after a few shandies, then step the fuck off. One of Cap's big problems - total straight-edger. J20 man to the hilt. Lovely square chinned fella, but dull as piss at the Avengers Christmas party.

Not like Wonder Man. That guy can put 'em down. Bacardi man though. Ugh.

Ever done tequila with the Hulk? Boy puts the slam in slammers.
 
 
The Falcon
18:43 / 19.10.07
You know what this thread is real short of?



That guy.

That story, also. My fave-o Avengers story ever-ever. 'Member fighting Mister Sensitive with blades of grass and breezes, Starks-baby? Best fight ever.
 
 
Aertho
20:07 / 19.10.07
(I was going to pick Hawkeye, but decided it should go to someone a bit more prolific.)
 
 
Triplets
09:56 / 20.10.07
Someone's left an awful mess in my en suite toilet. I, personally, blame one of my 'other selves' of course. I imagine I'll have to buy Jarvis another car when he deals with all these... regretful solids.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
07:40 / 22.10.07
I have to know: was there really a superhero called Ant-Man or did you make it up for a joke?
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:30 / 22.10.07
No joke
 
 
Evil Scientist
09:11 / 22.10.07
I have to know: was there really a superhero called Ant-Man or did you make it up for a joke?

In the unlikely event our paths cross in the real world Mordent a copy of Essential Ant-man Vol.1 shall be yours to treasure forever (or, y'know, to give to a younger relative as a birthday present).
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:20 / 22.10.07
So his powers are being really small and talking to insects?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:32 / 22.10.07
He can also grow very large, but doesn't. Throw in a bit of spousal abuse, and that's pretty much your lot.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:49 / 22.10.07
Oh.

Okay.
 
 
Quantum
12:13 / 22.10.07
Ant Man talks to ants, but also becomes a giant, Gi-ANT man, you see? Married to the Wasp, a shrinky flying lady, because the insect types have to stick together. Or something.

I might give up reading comics actually.
 
 
Quantum
12:16 / 22.10.07
Giving up inspired by the Tigra debacle, the Pymms super-maritals, and reading the women in the fridge site. Urgh.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:22 / 22.10.07
Brilliantly, though, Janet van Dyne - the Wasp - actually is a WASP.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
13:35 / 22.10.07
Giving up inspired by the Tigra debacle, the Pymms super-maritals, and reading the women in the fridge site. Urgh

Then give up super hero comics, silly boy*. There are others...

*except don't.
 
 
Panic
15:15 / 23.10.07
HELLO LADIES!
 
 
Panic
15:16 / 23.10.07
Does anyone have any gel? My hair got mussed on the flight over....
 
 
Haus of Mystery
15:19 / 23.10.07
Only moustache wax I'm afraid.

Would you care for a gin though?
 
 
Quantum
15:42 / 23.10.07
Then give up super hero comics, silly boy

Good point. I should have realised that was the best course of action after I avoided the 52/civil war cesspool of guff, and after reading the Ultimate You Lot. Maybe the Iron Ponce movie will rekindle my love of the superhero but I'm not counting on it- Justice League animation and Buffy comics for me from now on*. Even World War Hulk has lost it's appeal after the initial excitement.

*Oh, also Brubaker's Criminal and the most excellent Y-the last man and local produce... but apart from those, and a couple of others, comics are dead to me. Dead I say.
 
 
Aertho
15:57 / 23.10.07
I'll take a martini, extra dry. Two olives.
 
 
haus of fraser
20:43 / 23.10.07
Hulk bored...

  
  

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