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Fuck Barbelith.

 
  

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Saint Keggers
21:57 / 22.05.07
I'm really liking Samophlange!. Im blaming Stoatie.
I hate Steve. (I blame a life filled with Steves)
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
22:04 / 22.05.07
I'm still of the (apparently minority) opinion that it if we took all the effort and fandangle surrounding a name change and instead applied that energy towards rebranding "Barbelith" as, well, this instead of just a nonsense word for a fictional satellite, it would be just as easy and more productive.

In some ways, operation "Rebrand Barbelith" has already begun through not only the linked project and also by other people (and me) talking about it on other message boards as the place on the Internet with the smartest and bestest thinker-types all smarting and besting in the same place.

I think it would be just as easy to "make Barbelith ours" in the broadest sense, especially given that it's been nigh-on a decade since the Invisibles was first published, as it would to re-name and engage in all the reconstruction and hassle of actually choosing a name.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
22:15 / 22.05.07
...but isn't Barbelith dying anyway? You don't start calling your stroke-victim grandaddy St. Michaelmas Irving III Of Spain just to try and get the lazy fucker out of bed, now do you?

Although maybe you should. MAYBE WE ALL SHOULD.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:16 / 22.05.07
Aha! So you can do the black border around the letters thing. How do you do it, I haven´t figured it out yet.

I cheat.

Why Steve?

WHY STEVE???

Steve has a history. Ask the wingman.

I shall have to find past threads to explain, which could take a while. But believe me, Steve is THE MAN. (Not "the Man", we shouldn't fear or fight him, but "THE MAN!!!" with joyous arms in the air. That Man. Not the other one).
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:19 / 22.05.07
SRSLY, though, I agree with MattShepherd.
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:26 / 22.05.07
Woohoo, thanks Quantum! Here´s my first création:
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:31 / 22.05.07
Not to pput a downer on yr fun or anything, Mist, but they only tend to be funny to anybody other than the person posting them if they have some relevance to the thread at hand.

I like PINEAPPLES. It makes me think of Joe Pineapples, and you can't get any cooler than that.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:34 / 22.05.07
mygoditsfullofpineapples.com

You know it makes sense.
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:36 / 22.05.07
Not to pput a downer on yr fun or anything, Mist, but they only tend to be funny to anybody other than the person posting them if they have some relevance to the thread at hand.

I seriously doubt that. And please excuse me for not being on topic in the conversation forum in such a serious thread.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:37 / 22.05.07
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:38 / 22.05.07
Also, Mist, dude--that caption blatantly needs to be "I CAN SEEZ DED PEEPULZ!!1!"
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:47 / 22.05.07
Mist, it's sort of the point of them. Having to explain the joke so that you don't wear it out through constant misuse makes me
 
 
Quantum
22:49 / 22.05.07
Ladeez and jentz, here is my impression, can you tell who it is?




WE CALLZ IT STEVE! PYNAPPELS DO NOT WANT!
 
 
Quantum
22:54 / 22.05.07
Let's call it Dawson.

 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:58 / 22.05.07
Pretty cool, at least we'd get ABC Warrior fans.

Innit. Plus, we'd get to keep the vague hint of fuck the system, only without all of the cod-mystical mumbo jumbo / bollocks that we currently have to put up with.

Pineapples ftw, tbh. Iykwim.
 
 
Dutch
23:21 / 22.05.07
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:46 / 22.05.07
 
 
Triplets
23:48 / 22.05.07
Becoming another board full of twee-ish lolcats is so much better than being associated with Grannizle Morrizle.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:56 / 22.05.07
This too shall pass.
 
 
*
00:15 / 23.05.07
Hellbunny, it's funny you should mention:

Moshe Steinberg was a professor of international relations at Hebrew University on Mt. Scopus in Jerusalem...his long work hours, combined with neglect for rest and proper nutrition, led to a heart-attack in his mid-fifties...During the surgery he went into cardiac arrest, and the doctors could not get the heart started for many minutes. At first the surgeons thought the patient was lost. Although the medical team finally succeeded in their efforts to resuscitate Dr. Steinberg, considerable brain damage had occurred. After surgery, the professor seemed to be partially paralyzed... One week later, the surgeons had to do another procedure to stop internal bleeding. This time the professor did not wake up after surgery, and he lay in a coma for a few days.
[His son] Shlomo told us that a special prayer group was being organized at the Western Wall to recite psalms and to give his father a new name. The Talmud teaches us that one of the ways to change someone's fate is by changing his or her name...
The prayers lasted for a couple of hours. During that time, we gave the professor the new name his family had chosen for him: Raphael Brucha Steinberg, a name combining the healing power of God (raphael) with the spirit of blessings (brucha). The next day, Raphael Brucha came out of his coma...
Professor Steinberg did in fact begin his life anew. After nine months of recuperation, he began to play music and fell in love with watercolor painting. Although he taught occasionally, his primary interest was to become an artist. Last I heard, eight years after his illness, he was spending his summers on the Italian Riviera, painting one or two canvasses every day.

Rabbi David A. Cooper, God is a Verb pg. 127-8

So, in some cases, apparently, giving the desperately ill a new name is thought to be exactly the right thing to do.
 
 
*
00:16 / 23.05.07
Triplets, are the lolcats twee-ish because they are overly effeminate and probably take it up the ass from other lolcats, or because you don't like them, or both?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:24 / 23.05.07
Um, that's kind of an unfair question, given that you've only given two options and an "or both", surely?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:34 / 23.05.07
Actually, I'll rephrase that. That's an INCREDIBLY unfair question. Why does Triplets finding cat pictures twee have anything to do with him finding them effeminate and taking it up the ass from other lolcats? Unless I've missed another argument somewhere which gives this some context, you are way out of line on this one.

I mean, cute cat pictures ARE twee. They're pretty much the definition of the word.

I say this as a lover of LOLcats myself.
 
 
*
00:58 / 23.05.07
I'm sorry. You're right. I'll rephrase the question. How is calling something "twee" different from calling it "gay"? Am I being an American again?
 
 
Seth
01:13 / 23.05.07
Well surely the one is a value loaded equating of homosexuality with bad badness and the other is someone with a lisp trying to say 'tree?'
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:18 / 23.05.07
I thought it was a lil 'not yet able to pronounce things correctly' child trying to say "sweet".
 
 
*
01:26 / 23.05.07
I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to be offensive to people with lisps. Some of my best friends have lisps. I have lisps. Two of them, in fact.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:36 / 23.05.07
'Twee' could be defined as cloyingly cute, irritatingly vanilla, that kind of thing. A sort of infantile kitsch. Like 'Toys' starring Robin Williams, for example.

I'm not saying the lolcats are, but perhaps, as a community, we should handle them with care, for fear that the population gets out of control?
 
 
Seth
01:36 / 23.05.07
I am also sorry if I have offended anyone who has ever been offensive about people with lisps.
 
 
*
01:40 / 23.05.07
I've never heard the word "twee" not used as a synonym for "faggy". If it's not, in fact, please write me off as an ignorant American with linguistic problems.
 
 
grant
01:51 / 23.05.07
Twee.

Sarah Records! K Records!

Giant sweaters! Whispery vocals! Affected childishness!

Pop songs your new boyfriend's too stupid to know about!
 
 
*
01:54 / 23.05.07
otay, Iz gets it naow. Tankyu.

Sorry, Lenin.
 
 
Ticker
02:40 / 23.05.07
OMFGAWD! BREASTTHREAD EVAH!1!!

If we are going to rename it can we go with a gender neutral option please?

KTHXBAI!
PEW! PEW!
 
 
iconoplast
05:10 / 23.05.07
Why Steve?

I have lost my photo of Steve. All I have left is this photoshopped image. Alas.

Anyway, as far as I can remember, the story begins with this, then takes a turn here, then is discussed in this thread.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
05:24 / 23.05.07
My feeling is that if the name has to be changed, some punctuation might be best, in terms of keeping the brand open in its meanings. Such as

\o/ [= joy, yay]

or ?! [obviously, questioning and enthusiasm]
 
  

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