Yeah, well, I'm afraid that was strictly for the sake of the overstretched gift pun. I'm actually waiting for my kid to get home so we can have...homemade split pea soup, which we're both fond of, but which doesn't tend to make other people so happy. I make croutons out of homemade break, and they're the kicker...

alas

00:03 / 18.10.06

homemade bread, not break. sheesh.

Saint Keggers

00:03 / 18.10.06

I love pea soup. I think its the wee bit of french canadian in me.

alas

00:05 / 18.10.06

I have no French Canadian in me, but I was born in the Louisiana Purchase, which I once heard gives me higher eligbility for French citizenship, if it should ever come to that...

still, love split pea soup. In fact, I'm going to eat some now.

Princess

00:09 / 18.10.06

I'm drunk! Who knew that 20 tia-marias and one gin could result in me falling over?

And I could have pulled, but my recently developed self respect kept me away from the atainable men.,.

Saint Keggers

00:13 / 18.10.06

Im not drunk yet. But the night is young.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

00:15 / 18.10.06

Self-respect is for saps, Princess! Attainable men for everyone!

Oh, wait, I think I'm playing the callous Ice Prince today, so strike that. THEY ARE NOT WORTHY.

My phone is actually working, miracle of miracles. No more text messages getting eaten by stupid, stupid rat creatures. No longer is it just a pretty phone, it's a functional phone.

I have no wine, but I have a date with some Vietnamese food.

Princess

00:19 / 18.10.06

It was kinda annoying actually. Theres an ongoing flirtation with several people I respect. Most of which will probably end in very meaningful friend sex. But there where so manuy easy men tonight, all in one room. And I ddin't have my glasses, so they all looked ok. And there was one who I thought would be an interesting one night engagement and then I saw him dance and it was like watching Santa get kicked to death. I actually had to pretend to be sick to get some guys to go away.

Life was so much easier back when I was too.

Princess

00:20 / 18.10.06

Oh god. I'm wanjered, I hate being wankered. It akes typing realluy hard .

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:20 / 18.10.06

I hate being at work. It's rubbish.

Princess

00:21 / 18.10.06

Where do you work again?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

00:22 / 18.10.06

And there was one who I thought would be an interesting one night engagement and then I saw him dance and it was like watching Santa get kicked to death.

Geez, I can just imagine what he'd be like in bed...

Saint Keggers

00:25 / 18.10.06

I guess that depends on whether you're on the good childrens list pr the bad childrens list.

Princess

00:27 / 18.10.06

I badly phrased my last poist. Stoats, I swear I'm not stalking you. My question was meant to be "what are you working as?".

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

00:29 / 18.10.06

"I've been a dolphin professionally for three years now..."

Saint Keggers

00:32 / 18.10.06

That sloganizer works awesome with non barbelith items:
-You've Got Questions. We've Got Zombies.
-Go On, Get Your Zombies Out.
-Doing It Right Before Your Zombies.
-Behold the Power of Zombies.
-Wait Till We Get Our Zombies On You.
-Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Zombies.
-Time To Make The Zombies

Princess

00:33 / 18.10.06

My loaf of bread cost 28p. My soya-spread cost 60ish p. If it wasn't for the cost in taste this would be the cheapest meal ever.

HCE

00:36 / 18.10.06

What ho, chaps.

Saint Keggers

00:37 / 18.10.06

you lost me at soya-spread

'lo Fred

It's not that bad. It's like normal spread, but vegan. It's called "Pure", so it can't be bad. Right?

iamus

00:42 / 18.10.06

Not unless it's called Pure Stinkin'

Hello shift!

Saint Keggers

00:42 / 18.10.06

grrr... 'another day until I can change my name

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:43 / 18.10.06

Swashbuckling- I work at a press monitoring agency. Basically, I read newspapers. It's not that bad, but it's rubbish compared to, well, not being at work.

iamus

00:44 / 18.10.06

'Press Monitoring' is a dressy way of saying 'Ministry of Truth'

Princess

00:45 / 18.10.06

I can hear my stomach digesting. This bodes badly. Hey Iamus.

Have I ever told you about all the people I see who look like you Iamus? I see people and I'm like "how the fuck do i know them?", and then I'm like "ah the guy with dark hair from the thing in Edinburgh" and then I'm like "no, there not scotish and actually, they don't really look like Iamus at all".

I swear, it happens at least once a fortnight.

I'm going to eat more bread.

Saint Keggers

00:45 / 18.10.06

Press Monitoring Agency... now that doesnt sound like a goverment job in the least. No siree.

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