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Lateshift: Quickly, before its over, or under or a bit around the side.

 
  

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Saint Keggers
22:48 / 09.10.06
Im here Stoiats, a bit drunkish. How's things/?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:22 / 09.10.06
Deadest Shift Evar!!
 
 
alas
23:23 / 09.10.06
I just stumbled in...So it's not completely dead, just mostly dead....big difference, you know.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:28 / 09.10.06
Oh the Princess Bride... does your wisdom know no end?
How it going Alas?
 
 
alas
23:29 / 09.10.06
Pretty well. I have the tiniest window of no grading right now! Life is gooood.
 
 
alas
23:37 / 09.10.06
I heard my mama cry,
I heard her pray the night the lateshift died...
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:59 / 09.10.06
well I was going to continue with a lateshift 'American Pie"* parody but that's just not happening.


*the song, not the movie.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:01 / 10.10.06
AWWWWWW..........

the best thing ever...

I'm watching End Of The Century, and Sheena the dog has given up on me as a lost cause and gone to sleep in my bedroom...

then they start playing Sheena Is A Punk Rocker and my little baby dog Sheena suddenly wanders in midsong to sleep in the computer/telly room instead!

I'll tell you, nobody believes me, but that dog DOES love the Ramones.
 
 
alas
00:05 / 10.10.06
Go Sheena! That's totally cool.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
00:08 / 10.10.06
Hi ho, hi ho...how goes the evening?
 
 
alas
00:11 / 10.10.06
red red wine
goes to my head
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
00:21 / 10.10.06
Mmn. Soon it will be chilly enough out to make mulled wine. I'm looking forward to that.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:07 / 10.10.06
Im back. Heroes called.

I have a jar of mulling spices and Im waiting to try them in the apple wine. Should make for a delicious evening.

Hiya Stoats and Papers.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:20 / 10.10.06
Just finished watching the movie.

CHRIST, Johnny Ramone's a wanker, isn't he?

I already knew he was a racist cunt (not touched on in the movie) and had recently learned that it was HE who first introduced Nicolas Cage to the fucking Wicker Man...

...but he was actually quite a prick otherwise.

I've never felt the urge to visit Joey Ramone's grave before, but I really do now, carrying a garland that spells out "CHRIST! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU PUT UP WITH THAT WANKER FOR SO LONG???"

aaah. Feel better for that.





So. How is everyone?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:23 / 10.10.06
Sorry. Johnny Ramone *was* a wanker.

I must get my tenses right. Or people will look at me funny.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:27 / 10.10.06
Psst! Buddy, I dont mean to seem rude or anything, but your tenses. They're wrong. maybe just change them before they start looking at you funny. And take off the clown shoes.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:32 / 10.10.06
Nah, it'll be okay once I get into my car-

*FUCKING HELL*

The engine just went boom.

And all the giraffes are laughing at me.

Bastards.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:33 / 10.10.06
At least you didnt get the model with the optional hyenas.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
01:36 / 10.10.06
Just back from Italy and I can't believe what you FUCKS have done to John Byrne.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:37 / 10.10.06
Y'know, I had to wikki, just to find out who the hell he was. Now I know. My life has not been changed one bit.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:43 / 10.10.06
I call him "the Byrnester".

It gives him hives, apparently.

Me? It gives me the horn.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
01:47 / 10.10.06
It is proper, when one is dealing with giraffe laughter, to keep your head up. Little grates on a giraffe like poor posture, and one must acquire the advantage from them as quickly as possible. You'll never have the altitude, certainly, but the attitude is quite a different story. They often perform poorly at dinner paries, often accused of eating the host or hostess's indoor foliage -- particularly at certain heights, you know, the tall plants -- but one must always be the better person. Never, for example, let on that you are flustered when they come in on all fours accusing you of a mismatched tie and shoe combination.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:50 / 10.10.06
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:53 / 10.10.06
I am currently trying to imagine what Talking Heads would have been like had their lead singer been John, rather than David, Byrne.

Best money's on "shit".
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
01:53 / 10.10.06
My. Giraffes rather overcompensate when they're suffering heigh anxiety, don't they?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:08 / 10.10.06
I think I must sleep now.

Goodnight everyone.

HEY HO LET'S GO
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:09 / 10.10.06
G'night Stoats
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:20 / 10.10.06
Yeah, I think Im going to call it a night to.

G'night all.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:38 / 13.10.06
Do we still do this? I've been away for so long. Succor me.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:39 / 13.10.06
I'm popping in here on my way to bed.

Drunk as a motherfucker.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:45 / 13.10.06
Good man, Stoatie. Good man. G'night.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:04 / 13.10.06
Yeah, we still do this. Hi Jake, Stoats.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
03:13 / 13.10.06
I'd be drunk if I didn't have a job interview tomorrow. Of course, if I was smart I'd get drunk then call them and say I got called in to work at the last minute in the morning.

But I'm not very smart.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
04:34 / 13.10.06
Well have a cocktail, then. They are delicious.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:16 / 13.10.06
Kind of early, but I'm approaching drunkenness and watching Friday 13th part 2 on the Sci-Fi Channel. As I recally, the even-numbered ones were the best. But it's been YEARS.
 
  

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