Lateshift: Quickly, before its over, or under or a bit around the side.

01:08 / 14.10.06

Seriously, feeling the chill over here.

Oh wait, that might be the fan....

01:11 / 14.10.06

I'm here.

I'm making pasta.
And finding stuff to put on it.

Then I'm sleeping.

But yeah. The next twenty minutes or so, I'm here.

CHRIST, I'm wankered.

01:19 / 14.10.06

This is why I heart Stoatie and when I'm in town, Stoatie and I have to get pixellated.

01:23 / 14.10.06

YES.

"pixellated" does = "shitfaced", yeah?

FUCK. Even my dog is telling me it's time to sleep. You would not BELIEVE how expressive that face is.

01:24 / 14.10.06

Yes, Stoats, it means "utterly and completely fucked up."

Christ, you would NOT believe how much a cat face can chastise you.

No, seriously. There are two looking at me now.

01:25 / 14.10.06

OBEY.

THE.

FACE!

Hello, lovelies. Is it that time? Again?

01:27 / 14.10.06

IT IS.

It really is, Triplets. It really is.

AND...

(warning... I'm gonna go bold here)

IT's GREG EVIGAN'S BIRTHDAY!!!

01:31 / 14.10.06

Woah, you're expanding my font tunnel there.

HAPPY GRANT EVIAN'S BIRTHDAY!

Not quite ready for bold. Head still hurty from this morning. Well. Last night. Was drunkfaced yes.

Anyway, currently amusing myself by making comic book character amalgams as I'm an easily amused geek. There must be something wrong with this online dice roller/randomiser thing, though, because my first team consists entirely of Giant-man.

*peels skin off face, looks in mirror*

Millar? Millar?

01:34 / 14.10.06

Triplets and Stoats while I'm drinking?

Did I just win Satan's lottery?

01:35 / 14.10.06

I think you won some BOOZE.

BOOZE.

mmmmmm... BOOOZE.

01:37 / 14.10.06

Ooo'er, booze I've got.

Actually, the beer is gone. Should I move onto vodka or does that presage the toliet and I getting comfy in the morning?

01:43 / 14.10.06

Depends entirely on how crazy the time is where you are.

Here it's coming up to 4AM, so I may well be sleeping soon.

01:45 / 14.10.06

I feel bad saying this, Stoats, knowing the time difference, but it's not even 11 pm here.

Christ.

I should be out right now, shouldn't i?

01:48 / 14.10.06

Y'know, I really did think, come 11 o'clock, that I should be out somewhere...

...but I couldn't really be arsed. So I went over the road and filled my fridge with booze instead.

01:51 / 14.10.06

You're my kind of man, Stoatie.

Pretty much why I like to drink at home. You control the music, you control the TV, you don't have to interact with the random assholes who decide to come across your path at the bar.

01:54 / 14.10.06

I also like that if you absolutely HAVE to deal with a drunk, it's always better if it's you.

Apart from anything else, you're more likely to forgive yourself afterwards.

01:54 / 14.10.06

And being in charge of the music is ultra-important.

01:56 / 14.10.06

V true, but sometimes you meet cool, sexy sex people. Like my current partner, David Tennant.

Just kidding.

Have you popped your name-change cherry, K? Well done. Getting it wrong is 28 days of nofun.

No booze to hand right now as I was skint in the middle of last month and got myself pissed before I went out on leftover bottles of Jack Whatever.

It is aproaching silly ó clock.

01:56 / 14.10.06

Drinking alone? Nothing wrong with it.

If I go and get more beer--because I can't handle switching to vodka at this point--who will still be here to hold my Internet drunken hand?

(I never get to participate in the Late threads because of the time difference.)

01:56 / 14.10.06

Triplets, no mocking the cuddle partner.

01:57 / 14.10.06

I bet Dave would be a fucking laugh drunk, tho.

02:00 / 14.10.06

Never mind about leaving. I found wine.

Triplets, here's the stupid silly deal: I think Tennant is good for hugging, for making jokes with, and having a laugh.

But Eccleston? That's the man I'd make a life with.

02:00 / 14.10.06

I'm going to bed now. I figure if I stay awake much longer Sheena will figure it's daytime again and need another walk.

Night, Triplets, night Kali.

And Kali- next time you find yourself in the UK, you're on for a proper British drinking session. I have it on good (kooky) authority that you're a fun drinking partner.

Goodnight. I took sleeping pills about half an hour ago, and then forgot. I should probably lie down now, or they'll be wasted.

02:01 / 14.10.06

Stoat, I will hold your paw.

02:02 / 14.10.06

Or not. Face? Bothered? Not in the slightest?

02:02 / 14.10.06

Night, Stoats. Glad to know my rep precedes me.

So....just you and I, Triplets? Or have I ruined my good graces with you?

02:08 / 14.10.06

Nevar! I bear no grudges and I begrudge no bears. Who, I'm told, are also a good laugh to drink with. Ever seen a bear get chucked out of a bar?

I'd go for a pint with Baloo any time. I'd take the keys to his plane tho.

Where's his right hand? Holding a bottle of Havannah Rum.

What you up to today, Kali?

02:12 / 14.10.06

Triplets, I am up to no good. No good with wine!!!

(insert really lame snarky bad faux upper-class laughing here)

Just cleaning out the Barbelith message box and a bit startled at how many of them had the subject line "David Tennant" or variations thereof. Not meant to get your hackles up, ducks, just thought it was bizarre and funny.

You?

Here. Have some free stupidity courtesy of me.

02:19 / 14.10.06

02:38 / 14.10.06

I can hear coyotes singing.

Are there no 'Lithers up?

02:53 / 14.10.06

Right.

Actually...going to bed as I have to work in the morning.

Love you all.

Kisses. And I'd say something about Tennant, but he's a hugger, not a fighter....

02:56 / 14.10.06

I had a massive post ready, then my browser lost it so I went to get food and tea. At least I'm not in danger of losing a whole fucking packet of hobnobs.

Well, it's 5am so I'm gonna get off now or I'll find more stuff to distract me. See you later, Kalote.

02:56 / 14.10.06

And please--total pimping attempt--you don't have to be a Myspace member to read my ludicrous musings. Refer to earlier post.

Again, love to you all. A couple more of you will get proper hugs in the UK in two months.

But as my best friend Shaz sez: "Whatevs."

02:58 / 14.10.06

PS. David Tennant? Isn't he the one who makes maximum cuddle up in his blue sex box?