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Lateshift: Quickly, before its over, or under or a bit around the side.

 
  

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Saint Keggers
02:15 / 17.10.06
Or lime? OR? Lemon-lime!!!
 
 
Triplets
02:15 / 17.10.06
You too, Kegs.

They kinda explained it. Coz he was a vat-grown clone, like, and had no mum, he had no belly button (and no umbilical, do you see?). And no nipples. I guess. So if you ever want to know if your mates are clones look for their nipples. Or lack of.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:17 / 17.10.06
but wouldnt clones imply a copy? and shouldnt they all have nipples as wouldn't the original have had nipples?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:17 / 17.10.06
So you're saying he was some FAR FUTURE CLONE allegory for Adam, yes? HE GAVE INTO TEMPTATION, AND THEREFORE WAS A CLONEY PSYCHO-KILLER SOLDIER what can never have kids?

I've been reading some ridiculous time travel future comics. OMAC is lovely. Original OMAC, I mean. I'm not sure of the status of his nipples, of course, but his last name was Blank, right? Had to be a complete absence of something going on...
 
 
Triplets
02:17 / 17.10.06
Layers! Like an onion!
 
 
ghadis
02:18 / 17.10.06
Rogue Trooper couldn't have kids because he was a clone.

I actually feel quite upset by this.

All those stories and adventures and the relationships he built up with his gun and bum-bag and stuff are so touching when you look at him in this way.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:18 / 17.10.06
like an onion? What are you refering too?
 
 
Triplets
02:19 / 17.10.06
Actually, his name, well...

There was one, called ROGUE TROOPER and then they rebooted/restarted the series ages later with some dude called Friday. Which still doesn't explain it.

They should've just called the series ROGUE NIPPLES.
 
 
Triplets
02:20 / 17.10.06
All those stories and adventures and the relationships he built up with his gun and bum-bag and stuff are so touching when you look at him in this way.

He could sex them. With his GMcock. But he could. Never. Have. Kids. Pathos.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:20 / 17.10.06
Now there's a comicbook goldmine just!
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:23 / 17.10.06
"Now, private, where have your nipples gone?"

"I don't know! They've gone AWOL! I'm seriously freaking out!"

"You're seriously freaking out what, private?"

"I'm seriously freaking out sir!"

Layers all right - more you peel, more I cry.
 
 
ghadis
02:26 / 17.10.06
There was always a cheeky, (jealous trying to cover up feelings with frivolity) one wasn't there. Helm, or the Backpack. Might've been the Gun?. Cocky fucker. Obviously having a few problems.

Not surprised. RT was always pretty fit.
 
 
Triplets
02:27 / 17.10.06
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:27 / 17.10.06
You foreigners have some pretty funky ideas when it comes to cloning.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:28 / 17.10.06
Early Daleks were so crap.
 
 
ghadis
02:29 / 17.10.06
Is that really your hand?
 
 
Triplets
02:29 / 17.10.06
Obviously having a few problems.

Well, he was (might've been for all I can remember) a gun. Always shooting his load and no kids in sight? And still no nipples? Pathos.
 
 
Triplets
02:31 / 17.10.06
You foreigners have some pretty funky ideas when it comes to cloning.

All our GM sheep have no nipples. And if they do? Straight into the fire.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:32 / 17.10.06
Im sure that's created a large black market for sheep nipples.
 
 
Triplets
02:32 / 17.10.06
That year when we burned a fuckload of cows? Year of the Nipples, my friend.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:33 / 17.10.06
Year of The Nipples. Wasnt that some low budget horroe movie?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:34 / 17.10.06
Whoah, this shift isn't half... erm... shifting...
 
 
Triplets
02:35 / 17.10.06
Should be.

"When there is no more room in hell the nipples shall walk the Earth"
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:39 / 17.10.06
Oh my god! Giant, walking nipples...!

Either that, or a lot of baby-bottle teats have been given Artificial Intelligence.
 
 
ghadis
02:48 / 17.10.06
I think Triplets should take a few minutes and go and find some blue food dye and a pair of scissors in his kitchen. Lose the glasses. Cut a mohican and we've got a great RT there. A bit of dedication is needed i feel. Then get back to the webcam.
 
 
Triplets
02:50 / 17.10.06
I like how, in the above picture, my dvd shelf is askew, making it look like it's the one that's drunk.

Silly dvdshelf.
 
 
Triplets
02:52 / 17.10.06
More wine, armed, and I might just do that. Alas! Still, with a name like armed you can be my in my gun any time. That's just the kind of hackneyed naming that kept Rogue/Friday in print til.. errr.
 
 
Triplets
02:53 / 17.10.06
And what's wrong with my fucking hand?!
 
 
Princess
02:54 / 17.10.06
Everytime I come to this thread I'm wasted. What's with that?
Hey all.
 
 
ghadis
02:55 / 17.10.06
Oh, don't mention all that 'Friday' crap. You'll be talking about the 'second' Strontium Dog next!
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:57 / 17.10.06
Hi Princess.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:57 / 17.10.06
Wow, the early Daleks just dont shut up much, do they?
 
 
ghadis
02:58 / 17.10.06
and then Wulf will kick jer ass
 
 
Princess
03:02 / 17.10.06
This was so not the night to discover a Jeff Buckley album. It's very good, but is a leetle too emotive right now.

Although isn't Jeff Buckley ridiculously attractive? Is he still alive? And, if so, will he be aged now?
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:04 / 17.10.06
Thankfully I only know his cover of the great Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah.
 
  

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