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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:39 / 17.09.06
Ooh. Miracle Mile made me cry. Quelle Surfuckingprise.

I still love it, though. Been about eight years since I last saw it, but...
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:42 / 17.09.06
He got Meg Ryan, some piano skills and aircraft window face mask.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:49 / 17.09.06
I've never seen Miracle Mile.
 
 
petunia
22:56 / 17.09.06
School work, Essays, CVs...

Are printers sentient?

Do they know to pick the perfect time to fuck with people?
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:57 / 17.09.06
they are all 'set to evil'
 
 
petunia
23:01 / 17.09.06
ahahah.


ahahahah


ha.


did you know that George Washington weighed a fucking ton?
 
 
Princess
23:01 / 17.09.06
For the first time in my life, ever, I'm having an erection problem.
And my first response is to sit here and tell you all about it...
that says so much about me.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:02 / 17.09.06
Printers ALL default to EVIL. Scanners, mice, monitors, they can all be pretty cool if you talk to them right.

Printers ARE all evil.
 
 
petunia
23:02 / 17.09.06
i take it you're pornin it up?

please tell me you aren't with someone right now...
 
 
petunia
23:05 / 17.09.06
Oh, and commiserations, princess.

Fear not, though - unless there's any pain or anything, the poor thing's probably just a bit tired...
 
 
Princess
23:05 / 17.09.06
Yeah, hes on the bed
But he doesn't know I'm about to jump him (in a playful, non-rape, way) and I want to start the proceedings with a boner like a femur and I dunno, Barbelith just isn't giving me the correct juice and the porn on his computer is just lame and full of uninteresting people in vanilla situations looking like teenagers.
But still, this is the first time I've not been able to get an erection at will ever. If I went over to the bed the problem would be solved, but I have a plan and that plan involves an erection right now goddamnit!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:06 / 17.09.06
Well, that's assuming that the problem lies in not arriving rather than not departing...
 
 
Princess
23:07 / 17.09.06
And yeah, I'm not worried at all, as I said, first time ever. And normally I actually rock in terms of erections. My virility is mighty!!
 
 
Princess
23:07 / 17.09.06
Hey, its back. Night all.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:08 / 17.09.06
Ah, sorry - cross post.
 
 
petunia
23:09 / 17.09.06
Oh yes, that's true Haus.. Reminds me of a mountain cyclist who ruptured a vessel.. weeks, it lasted. WEEKS!

Ahem.

I share your woe and frustration at the lack of decent porn. princess.

there is a site i know that does rather nice non-teeny-vanilleeny stuff, but it's a bit artful and maybe nt what you're after. can we post links to porn/erotica here?

i like your plan, by the way. surprise erection attacks rock.
 
 
petunia
23:10 / 17.09.06
Whoop! g'night princess
 
 
Princess
23:10 / 17.09.06
Back momentarily...
PM me all the porn you want.
Now, to the ambush!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:15 / 17.09.06
I'm not a monster, but does anyone else kind of want there to be a post in about three minutes reading:

IT'S GONE AGAIN!!!!

And then another a minute later:

IT'S OK!!!!

And then:

NOOOOOO!!!!!

Followed by:

ONLY WORKS NEAR DESK!!!!

?
 
 
petunia
23:19 / 17.09.06
YES!

GOD YES!
 
 
petunia
23:21 / 17.09.06
that post made my night, haus. Thankyou.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:23 / 17.09.06
I have absolutely no idea what anyone is talking about.

But it's okay.

I'll eat my dinner soon and then go to bed.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:25 / 17.09.06
That would be hillarious.

I know this because just reading about it was hillarious.
 
 
petunia
23:46 / 17.09.06
I think i might go get me some rest - job interview tomorrow.

gnight all
 
 
Princess
23:53 / 17.09.06
I am done!
I now have beer!
 
 
Princess
23:59 / 17.09.06
Haus, you wish the limpness onto tiny Princess. How else would one define a monster?
 
 
petunia
00:06 / 18.09.06
Msn kept me awake.

that was quick, princess..
 
 
petunia
00:08 / 18.09.06
oh - not that quick. I just have weird perception of time
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
00:11 / 18.09.06
You should go to bed, trampetunia. I mean, if you're in the UK you definitely should. If on the Eastern Seaboard, it might be an idea. And good luck for the job interview...
 
 
petunia
00:11 / 18.09.06
and if you look closely, i think haus really wanted you to be hard only when with us...

i think that's what he was saying. I 'feel' that's what he said.
 
 
petunia
00:13 / 18.09.06
in the uk, yes. interview at 10.

problem being that barwork has set my body clock so i find it hard to sleep before 4, so time in bed right now migh tjust end up frustrating.

you are right, though
 
 
petunia
00:15 / 18.09.06
thanks, too, for the luck.

i'm just procrastinating now. i shall brave the bed.

x
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
00:39 / 18.09.06
I know exactly what you mean, apart from the barwork. I can never sleep before 4am on Sundays. I wish I had recommendations, but if I had I'd be using them and asleep.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:45 / 19.09.06
Anyone?
 
 
petunia
22:46 / 19.09.06
evening

how art?
 
  

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