LATE SHIFT!

02:44 / 20.09.06

Wow... butter-smothered popcorn and alot of chianti is not a combination made for a happy stomach.

02:46 / 20.09.06

I love how many UK words have completly different conotations in North American.

My Scotish relatives freaked out when my father jokingly told his young niece to get to bed before he kicked her fanny all the way upstairs.

Language...how wacky is that!

02:50 / 20.09.06

My Scotish relatives freaked out when my father jokingly told his young niece to get to bed before he kicked her fanny all the way upstairs.

Wow, yeah, over here that would be unspeakably brutal!

02:51 / 20.09.06

It just means bum! And he wasnt actually going to kick her all the way upstairs!!

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

03:30 / 20.09.06

These lateshifting gears have certainly ground to a halt. Dishes done! Apartment smells of mashed potatoes.

Somebody say something. Ridiculous.

03:36 / 20.09.06

Oh, sorry, I just got really busy for a while then.

I'll probably (hopefully) be off home soon...

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

03:40 / 20.09.06

Work going smoothly, Stoat, or are you desperate for the clean air of escape?

23:09 / 20.09.06

I think I'd pay attention to the Olympics if only they would combine pole-vaulting and pole-dancing.

23:14 / 20.09.06

That would be sweet.

23:18 / 20.09.06

It'd be like some freaky Cirque Du Soleil act.

Princess

23:19 / 20.09.06

Update:
Today is the Andrew birthday. I am not required to have any form of erection as I am expected to give oral pleasure and be as nothing.

I go now to my duty.

23:23 / 20.09.06

Y'know.. there's a right place and a wrong place... Im just saying..

23:36 / 20.09.06

Hmm...

23:40 / 20.09.06

hmmm...?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

23:54 / 20.09.06

I have this shiny new book about Shiva to read. Shiiiiiva. He gives me shi-vahs...

Hmm. There's a poem in there somewhere.

petunia

00:02 / 21.09.06

Thanks for the update, princess. i was worried for your erections. but a day off should set the levels right back, eh?

Enjoy bottoming it up for the day!

Stoat - I always wondered if Slash knew that his name meant "to go for a piss" in the UK.

Dude, Slash is from the uk. Brummy, if i remember correctly.

I think i heard he got his name because he pissed on a sofa at a party. Or at least he pissed on something at a party.

So yeah, i think he knows his name means 'to go for a piss'...

00:02 / 21.09.06

..made me a belivah

petunia

00:03 / 21.09.06

oh, and: hi all!

00:07 / 21.09.06

Hi there!

petunia

00:13 / 21.09.06

Hope you're all well.

Afraid i'm going to have to ditch, due to impending job interview tomorrow.

Argh!

night all

00:15 / 21.09.06

Good Luck on your interview!

00:16 / 21.09.06

Good night, and good luck.

(wow,that sounds like a great title for a movie!)

Hi Liger!

00:19 / 21.09.06

I never knew Slash was a Brit... well, who said the late shift wasn't educational?

00:22 / 21.09.06

Dammit! I got edumacated without my consent! Im gonna sue!

00:23 / 21.09.06

I didn't either...until now.

Hi Keggers and Stoatie and anyone else whose up!

00:26 / 21.09.06

Anyone else "who's up"-I mean

00:35 / 21.09.06

I love Sinister Bedfellows

00:36 / 21.09.06

As a concept, or a lifestyle choice?

00:37 / 21.09.06

there was supposed to be an image to go with that...

http://mckenzee.comicgenesis.com/comics/20050327.jpg

00:47 / 21.09.06

That one doesn't work either.

00:50 / 21.09.06

Well. That's ungood. It was poignant and funny. Trust me on that.

Ticker

01:07 / 21.09.06

wait is this the tell all sex thread?

I was going to strut my butch delight in having changed the headlight and windshield wipers on the cah, but that doesn't seem to fit with the no-erections-only-oral theme.

01:11 / 21.09.06

For some reason, that one doesn't even work at the site

02:04 / 21.09.06

its a conspiracy to keep you from seeing that comic