LATE SHIFT!

00:44 / 25.09.06

Sigh.

Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets...and little man, little Lola wants you...make up your mind to have no regrets...recline yourself, resign yourself, you're through...

00:50 / 25.09.06

Um... how does Lola even know about me?

alas

00:52 / 25.09.06

Hey, I leave to grade a set of quizzes, and suddenly it's a party....Did any body save any beer for me?

But the big instruments sound cool. Not Lola though. I met her once. In a bar down in old Soho, where they drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola. C-O-L-A cola.

00:55 / 25.09.06

My mission to get songs from the Sound Of Music stuck in everyone's head at work seems to be working...

Liger Null

00:56 / 25.09.06

La La La La Looooolaaaaaaa

00:56 / 25.09.06

Oh good. I thought for a second it might of been the other Lola. Y'know..the showgirl. I think I was allergic to that yellow feather.
But, Oh, that dress.
It was cut down to
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Lower, when she merengue and do the cha-cha.

00:59 / 25.09.06

Well folks, Im off to watch Studio 60 on the Sunsset Strip.

back in an Hour

00:59 / 25.09.06

Gaah. I can't sing the L-O-L-A Lola song without getting confused and mixing in lyrics from the Weird Al version, so it essentially becomes a homoerotic Star Wars filk.

Liger Null

01:01 / 25.09.06

My mission to get songs from the Sound Of Music stuck in everyone's head at work seems to be working...

Speaking of which, I have to work early tommorrow, so..

There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird
Is popping out to say "cuckoo"

Regretfully they tell us Cuckoo, cuckoo
But firmly they compel us Cuckoo, cuckoo
To say goodbye

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye

01:02 / 25.09.06

Does nobody want to play with alas?

G'night, Liger!

01:03 / 25.09.06

Oh, but where you gonna run to? All on that day?

Lola owes me fifty bucks and a bottle of gin, you know how she is, I can't imagine depending on her to pay bills!

Lola the Showgirl makes a mean peach cobbler, and often does so after shownights. All the girls come over and they have coffee and peach cobbler and Irene always complains that Lola's coffee is too weak and then Daisy does a Goldilocks-and-the-three-bears impression.

01:05 / 25.09.06

Papers, what are you on, and may I please have some?

01:17 / 25.09.06

Um, I had some chocolate mint ice cream a few hours ago, with cookie dough mixed in. That would be the extent of my substance intake today. This is just what life's like in my head.

01:20 / 25.09.06

I could go for some chocolate mint cookie dough ice cream, though. And a double mocha. And a massage.

01:22 / 25.09.06

A massage would be lovely. A friend of mine at work and I keep planning to take a day for a spa treatment at this place downtown. 's difficult to arrange for a day when we're both free, though.

01:32 / 25.09.06

I've never actually had a professional massage. It's on my list of Things To Do Sometime, though. Along with skydiving and learning to swing dance.

I have far less excuse for not having had the massage, of course...

01:36 / 25.09.06

As long as you don't do all three at once.

"OHMYGOD! You really need to relax!"

"Well, I'm pretty sure I'd be stepping on your feet if we were on the ground and anyway, it's hard to concentrate on the dancing with your hands doing *that* to my neck. Damn, I've forgotten how to open my 'chute."

01:59 / 25.09.06

(Cue: Trumpets)

Enter Keggers

KEGGERS: Im Back!

02:06 / 25.09.06

(applause track)

02:11 / 25.09.06

-aside

Keggers: "Applause track? Is that it? Is this a one man show? Im not prepared to soliloquey! Oh..."

-begings pacing

Keggers: "Think dammit. Think"

02:23 / 25.09.06

(laughter)

02:34 / 25.09.06

- cont.

-Keggers: "Oh..You hear that? Now they're laughing at you! C'mon, keep it together. Keep it togther. You can do this. Its time to pull out the A game. WHo am I kidding? There's no A game. At best its a P game. Oh dont think about pee...no time for that. Gotta stay on track. Concentrate dammit Concentrate!... I got nothing. Im a failure. I fail. Je me.. failer? "

02:46 / 25.09.06

(crowd-"awwwww")

02:49 / 25.09.06

-cont.

-Keggers:" Ya hear that? THEY"RE EATING OUT OF MY HANDS!!I've got them right where I want them! I AM AMAZING! Im like a god to them. I am their Svengali!!!"
-Keggers: (to the audience) "Hi"

02:53 / 25.09.06

(applause)

03:04 / 25.09.06

Well Im off to bed, g'night!

03:15 / 25.09.06

G'night, Keggers... nearly home/bedtime for me too... seeya later!