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Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
02:32 / 27.09.06
What are the essays about, alas?

I'll wager there's very little mention of toad fondling in them...

Same old story; essay after essay and not a single toad fondled.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:35 / 27.09.06
I'm watching Lynda Carter run around in star-spangled shorts. What a bizarre show.
 
 
alas
02:56 / 27.09.06
Yes, nary a toad has been fondled. I have 5 more to go, but I'm going to bed--I'll do them in the morning, before class. g'night, lynda carter, whereever you are!
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
00:41 / 29.09.06
This guys is cool, but has never fondled a toad.

So he says.
 
 
Princess
02:30 / 29.09.06
Guess what I am.
It rhymes with drunk.
But this time no naked men.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
04:39 / 29.09.06
Sorry to hear about the lack of the naked men, Princess. What have you been drinking?

Nice to hear someone else might be up and about.
 
 
Princess
20:58 / 29.09.06
Hey. Is it to early to start posting to the late shift?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:59 / 29.09.06
It is for me. Give me a few more hours, alcohol, and my eyes filled with dizzying visions of Tennant goodness and I will be here with a vengeance.
 
 
Princess
22:27 / 29.09.06
Hello fellow earth-filthies. Is it time now?
 
 
Liger Null
22:40 / 29.09.06
Give me a few more hours, alcohol, and my eyes filled with dizzying visions of Tennant goodness

I imagine he'll look even better with beer goggles..

Hello everyone!
 
 
Princess
22:45 / 29.09.06
IT IS TIME!
I've just reread through this thread, and all I talk about is sex and alchohol. I feel I may be limiting my expression to a few basic subjects. So tonight, I talk about the only marginally erotic Schloer
 
 
Liger Null
22:50 / 29.09.06
Okay, so what about Schloer?
 
 
petunia
22:55 / 29.09.06
Don't schloer your speech, it makes it hard for people to understand you.

fithy filth of a bunch of lithers. Howdy and goodbye. drunken chatting to be done.

Have a good one, you scum

x
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:56 / 29.09.06
Just got back from walking Sheena, after an evening at the pub. A particularly good evening at the pub- one of my minions from work, who left a few weeks ago, contacted me to go for a beer- which was nice. Means I can't be such a bad boss, really- then gave me a copy of Lego Star Wars 2 for the 360 which he'd blagged from his new work for me!

Hey. I must be a top boss.

AND AND AND when I got home and took Sheena out for a walk, some random woman came up and asked if I was likely to need a dogwalker. I said no, one of my best friends is a professional dogwalker so all my dogwalking needs are taken care of, and she was all like "oh, ok. Your dog's so beautiful!"

So both me and the dog have had an evening of affirmation!

In case you hadn't noticed, I'm fairly shitfaced. Apologies. And evening all!!!
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:56 / 29.09.06
'lo.
 
 
Liger Null
23:02 / 29.09.06
Hooray for affirmations!

Hey there Keggers!
 
 
■
23:04 / 29.09.06
Morning all!
Just been for a drink with a chap I gave a job to almost six years ago and who has just returned home from the far east. Hot damn, I'm a good judge of character (although I was a bit of shit manager). How yes awl?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:04 / 29.09.06
Hello Liger! How's things?
 
 
petunia
23:07 / 29.09.06
so got sucked back in. Sorry fr calling you scum. i didnt mean it. well, i meant it, but in an affectionate way.

Hi, though.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:10 / 29.09.06
I think Darth Vader meant it affectionatly when he called the rebels 'scum'. Thats how Luke knew there was still good in him.
 
 
Liger Null
23:10 / 29.09.06
Not much here, I'm afraid.

Have to work in the morning, so I can't stay long...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:11 / 29.09.06
Hello all. Have just got home from birthday drinks, which means you all have to be nice to me. Still vaguely want to kick Dan Simmons in his one-eyed grandson (as I call my old chap).
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:12 / 29.09.06
Oh, I call all my friends scum.

You're all scum, by the way.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:12 / 29.09.06
Birthday AGAIN???

Crikey.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:13 / 29.09.06
Birthday SCUM.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:14 / 29.09.06
Bollocks - I actually invited you, Stoats, but checking my email the invitation bounced. Sorry. It was late birthday gathering, as on actual birthday I was too tired to do anything much but drink and sleep.
 
 
Liger Null
23:15 / 29.09.06
Birthday Scuggles For Everybody!
 
 
■
23:16 / 29.09.06
Ooh Haus, you share a birthday with a friend at work. So I'll know when it is from now on. May we know which era you're entering?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:19 / 29.09.06
Ah 'sokay. (My email HAS changed, so I shall choose to believe you!)

ANYWAY!!!

Erm...

Anyway something? erm...

How's about as a late birthday present I come round to Dan Simmons' house with you, and you can kick his head in while I film it?

THEN... and this is the good bit... we broadcast it on al-Jazeera. How's THAT for irony, Simmons you bastard???
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:21 / 29.09.06
I think, on reflection, what pisses me off most about that is that the three words will be the title of the book which he will write about 3h evil musl1ms, and that this godawful screed is publicising said book, which in a weird bit of metaphobia will condemn his anncestors in the eyes of the Caliphate because IT SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!11!!!23!!!
 
 
petunia
23:30 / 29.09.06
dude. you don't need the anger on your birthday.

the guy's already dead. or at least a bit incapacitated.

Trust me, i'm drunk.

you scum. You lovely birthday scum.

Happy birthday!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:30 / 29.09.06
What pisses ME off most is that I've been recommending his books to people left, right and centre for years now. And now I have to remember who they all were, call them and tell them he's actually a cock.

It may sound selfish, but I like to get things straight.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:42 / 29.09.06
Fair point. Although there's a big debate there about how far a cockish author should cause one to boycott cockish work - more complex with living authors, I guess...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:44 / 29.09.06
The thing that's really embarrassing is that many of them are probably people I've told off for being into Heinlein.

GRRR.

As long as they don't bring up my love of Wagner, I could just be okay.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:03 / 30.09.06
Oh, happy belated birthday Haus, really, too. Just in case I pass out before getting it together to post again. Which is a definite possibility.
 
  

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