Late Shift: Threat or Menace?

00:00 / 22.05.06

How long till it's ready?

00:06 / 22.05.06

Hey Phallicus.

How are you finding Barbelith so far?

00:07 / 22.05.06

The only time I attempted to make mead it turned out tasting and looking like swamp water.

00:07 / 22.05.06

He said that mead could be enjoyed immediately, IIRC. I'm planning on making some rhubarb wine as soon as I have the disposable income to fund the equipment.

00:09 / 22.05.06

Rhubarb wine I've made. That too turned out horrid. The second time it was great though. Good for you, it's a great hobby.

petunia

00:13 / 22.05.06

Mead. Yummy mead.

I take it honey badgers drink mead?

I'm good, thanks Jake. Just pottering about waiting to be less scared of my hospital appointment so i can get some sleep and be nice and perky for 'the bone man'.

Do you think we should tell some scientists about our new discoveries as regards dinosaur extinction or shall we just sell the rights to Spielberg?

I bet he'd go and wreck the honey badger tho. He'd make it all CG, and it'd be weak. Real weak. He'd probably even let the T-Rex get a few swipes in before he finished it off.

Scientists may be a better bet.

Has anyone heard the new Ellen Allien album? Red Frog Rising has been pimping it in the music forum. I agree with his recommendation.

Maybe not for the thrash-metal fans tho. But who knows?

What music do honey badgers like?

And when is Tom Coates going to put up the honey badger picture on the site banner? Does he not know it's the Barbemascot or something?

00:14 / 22.05.06

I'm starting with rhubarb because a buddy of mine's parents make a killer rhubarb wine, and my mother grows it in massive quantities. I'm pretty excited, actually. I just have to be diplomatic with my girlfriend about how there's going to be a fucking huge glass jar under the dinner table. That may not go well.

00:14 / 22.05.06

I thought the hedgehog eating scones was the barbmascot?

00:18 / 22.05.06

First of all, dont call it a 'fucking huge glass jar', call it a carbouy or a domjon (it sounds more refined) and you call always throw a doily on it. I hear women develop an unnatural attraction to all things with doillies.

00:22 / 22.05.06

Honey badgers listen to the Wu-Tang. I am 100% sure of this.

00:25 / 22.05.06

Honey badgers listen to the Wu-Tang.

Not exactly on the road to getting my vote.

00:31 / 22.05.06

SHUT YO ASS UP

00:34 / 22.05.06

Like thats' gonna happen!

petunia

00:34 / 22.05.06

nah. Not Wu Tang.

I figure they'd listen to something really obscure. They're more menacing that way.

A honey badger strolling along singing "what a wonderful world" in a gruff sinister voice would be infinitely more hard than a little bit of noncey Wu Tang.

And on that controversial note, I'm off to bed.

00:35 / 22.05.06

That's right. Leave before the honey badgers hear you dissin' the Wu.

00:35 / 22.05.06

Listen up, rappenin' is what's happenin' and that's all there is to this debate!

00:40 / 22.05.06

That,a nd that the Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck wit. Or so I hear. What's up, Suedey?

00:40 / 22.05.06

I thought I rapped once.

Turns out I was just rapt.

00:41 / 22.05.06

I taught the badgers how to rap.

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00:42 / 22.05.06

I wrapped once. Nicest present you ever did see!

00:47 / 22.05.06

Honey badgers listen to the Wu Tang and Motorhead. AT THE SAME TIME.

ONE HEADPHONE EACH

That makes total sense. We've made another startling honey badger discovery.

Hedgehogs beat up the Wu Tang and Motorhead. AT THE SAME TIME.

They invented mash ups, basically.

00:49 / 22.05.06

Honey badgers are God's failsafe in case Chuck Norris gets out of hand.

Korso Jerusalem

00:51 / 22.05.06

Iamus: This place is great! So many good people under one imaginary roof.

I'm not sure what's with the honey badger thing, though. Oh well.
Power to the badgers!

00:52 / 22.05.06

You're dealing with the badger thing just fine...

Which is good, because otherwise we release the badgers on you.

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00:54 / 22.05.06

Ever seen a man's face when it's been badgerified?

00:55 / 22.05.06

I have. Well, sort of. There was NO FACE LEFT TO SEE.