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Oh dear. : A thread about things that tick you off quite a bit, and might even elicit a frown.

 
  

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Mon Oncle Ignatius
09:01 / 03.09.07
You have my deepest sympathies Thanks to the occasion where I managed to completely delete beyond any hope of recovery* a 1,000 word review of a triple cd boxed set, I have rarely finished typing a sentence without a final CTRL-S to save the whole document. I realise Photoshop is slightly different, but the principle still applies.

My ticked-offness is being assuaged by laughter of the more sardonic type, as the Daily/Sunday Mail really has to provoke such a response to comments like these on the shooting of Rhys Jones:

Surely now is the time to bring the troops back from Iraq and have them patrolling our streets, the situation is intolerable.

and

...Perhaps if benefits were withdrawn as soon as police had to be involved with the children's behaviour, more parents would be concerned with what they were up to. People convicted of carrying guns should be forced to serve in front line war zones where they would have plenty of opportunity to be on the receiving end....

Brilliantly rabid, frothingly futile, classic Mail reader stuff. Now where's that desk I was going to crush my skull against?





*we're talking dumping the entire memory to see if there was anything at all cached there. Not a chance.
 
 
iamus
09:22 / 03.09.07
For a moment there, I thought it was Gryff Rhys-Jones that had been shot...

a 1,000 word review of a triple cd boxed set

Meep! Especially with writing, occasions like that usually send me into a fervour of rewriting as I try to get as much of it back down from memory before all the bits and pieces fly out of my head...


The saving principal is exactly the same for Photoshop, the only thing I was thinking was "christ, this thing's as slow as a week in jail. It's taking ages just to save. Maybe I'll work on it just a wee bit more before I do....."

It was a quick and dirty gig poster for a pal at very short notice. Looks a lot better than it was going to thanks to the reworking though, and he's really pleased. So it all turns out well enough in the end!
 
 
Blake Head
15:31 / 03.09.07
I didn't think there was enough appreciation of the joy that is cafetiere mugs when I posted over in the Happy thread.

Then, after several successful uses, the other night when depressing the plunger I managed to upend the cup and spill hot coffee all over my fingers, clothes, and the kitchen. My partner, taking pity on me and my lack of manual dexterity, proceeded to repeat the trick a few minutes later. You have to laugh, I suppose, as you get down on your knees to sopp up the dirty brown liquid on the floor for the second time in five minutes.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
18:55 / 03.09.07
Maybe that's why they say "ideal for outside use"?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:29 / 03.09.07
I have a tube of blue paint in my painbox which says it is called "Blue Lake" which sounds lovely, but it's not, it's a really irritating shade of blue. Irritating shade of blue!

I hate wasting paint but it's horrible, I don't know how to use it at all.
 
 
Blake Head
10:29 / 05.09.07
Nothing like someone drilling into the road right outside your work all morning to make you want to eat your own face off.

In a restrained, customer friendly way of course.
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
19:37 / 08.09.07
Being emotionally dependent on someone who doesn't give a shit about you is definitely annoying.

Of course if I could stop fussing over her like a fucking mother hen I might be able to regain an iota of self-respect. But who needs that?
 
 
Essential Dazzler
17:17 / 09.09.07
After a decade of honing their skills the Stereophonics have finally done it. They've written the most distressingly boring song ever.

By Christ that song was awful, said I.

What song, said They.

That new Stereophonics song, said I.

Oh, I didn't hear anything, said they.

See! It's so boring it's almost impossible to hear! It's almost silence. But Evil Silence! An aural equivalent of Off-White. It'll make you want to kill things.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
12:27 / 10.09.07
So I passed up an opportunity to attend a "hats and moustaches" pub night with this agency I'm with, on the grounds that I've never done any work for them yet and would know no-one. And I have no hat or moustache. Well, actually, I am growing a real one, I'm aiming for the John Donne look, but that's beside the point.

A bit of a shitter as I now think I was expected to attend - but you can't get drunk in front of your boss if they've never seen you not drunk, can you?
 
 
Princess
15:16 / 10.09.07
I'm starting to realise, after two years of "being a writer", that it's actually more about the pen than the beret and esspresso.

Writing is just work in disguise. It pretends to be cool and French and velveteen, but actually it is just another thing which recquires more effort than merely being cool and owning a notebook.

Television never prepared me for this.
 
 
Jack Fear
15:26 / 10.09.07
That's how they snare you. And you're in too deep to back out now. You poor, doomed bastard.

Folks who write for a living are like people who marry for money; they earn every fucking penny.
 
 
Tsuga
23:40 / 13.09.07
Today, driving in the mountains on a twisty two-lane road near a resort development for ultra-rich pukes, I saw, driving in caravan, two of these:



each was towing one of these:


Each of these in turn had, sitting it it's bed, one of these:


God Bless America!
 
 
Spaniel
07:21 / 14.09.07
Fucking ridiculous. Bewildered laughter is the only response I can muster
 
 
All Acting Regiment
08:13 / 14.09.07
I'm starting to realise, after two years of "being a writer", that it's actually more about the pen than the beret and esspresso.

I was 9.
 
 
Shiny: Well Over Thirty
18:15 / 14.09.07
On the train home from work today I was sat near a group of six or seven young women, all of whom seemed to be either university or sixth form college students. They were loudly talking and telling jokes, which due to the volume of they’re conversation I had no choice but to listen to – then one of them came out with the joke below. Well I say joke – because that’s the context it was used in, but it really, really isn’t.

So there’s these 3 women, and they are trapped on an island and they can’t find a way off, and they are looking around and one of them finds a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out – and he says I will give each of you one wish. The first one says alright I want you to make me ten times cleverer and ten times stronger. So the genie does it. The second one says I want you to make me a hundred times cleverer and a hundred times stronger. So the genie does it. The third one says I want you to make me a thousand times cleverer and a thousand times stronger. So the genie turns her into a man, and she walks over the bridge and gets off the island

Half of them laughed, and none of the others objected. Now this abomination of a ‘joke’ stirred up a whole bunch of feelings in me. Not least among them the desire to scream and possibly to try to get off the moving train. But also fairly confusing and conflicted feelings – I mean had it been a group of guys I probably would have felt a fairly uncomplicated urge to hit them very hard (I wouldn’t have done, because, well, one doesn’t, but I’d have wanted to). But it being a group of women, I kind of more wanted to cry a bit. And that sort of worried me as much as the ‘joke’ itself. I mean was that a sexist reaction on my part? I mean I don’t think it was – I mean I don’t feel that women should have any greater responsibility for not sexist idiots than men, but well I suppose the reason why I reacted differently might have had something to do with seeing the absolute lack of enlightened self interest on display from the group. I mean in my opinion it seemed like those women had been completely fucked over by the education they’ve received from our fucking patriarchal society if they think that ‘joke’ is anything to be laughing at in public, and probably fucked over far more absolutely than a group of guys who think the same thing. I mean I think that’s what I think, but I’m still quite confused and self-doubty as to whether my reaction isn’t itself almost as bad bollocks as the ‘joke’ itself.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
18:22 / 14.09.07
This should actually be in HATE AND ANGER but everyone always posts about important stuff that I find far more saddening than enraging, and therefore I HATE THEM because right now I'm still at work (though not working obvs) and I HATE EVERYTHING.

I'm trying to be healthy at work so yesterday bought some expensive smoothie for work fridge. Had maybe one gulp and it's been cunting THROWN OUT because the fucking robots who run this fucking institution decree that all matter in fridges at 6pm on Friday is thrown away. Not just the dodhy milk - everything. Fresh stuff. Full stuff. Stuff with PLEASE LEAVE THIS IS MY NEW KIDNEY written on it.

And where was I on Friday from 5.55 to 6.15pm? At work, ON THE FUCKING PHONE. I can't even fish it out of the garbage (AND BELIEVE ME I WOULD) because the bins have been SODDING FUCKING emptied too.

God forbid the cleaning staff should be allowed to exercise any fucking discretion in what they chuck, oh no, that would be more than their BLOODY AWFUL LOW PAID jobs are worth. Can't trust them, can we, Department of Health? Can't trust anyone not to break their fucking neck moving a printer or not die of food poisoning and sue you because you didn't clean the fridges regularly.

It's just such a fucking stupid petty waste and is typical of everything that is wrong about everything in the Civil cunting Service. Thank God I don't really work for the fuckers. I'd have to kill and kill and kill.

Also, I'm unbelievably busy, stressed and premenstrual. Can you tell?
 
 
Mistoffelees
18:36 / 14.09.07
On the train home from work today I was sat near a group of six or seven young women...

Shiny, maybe they laughed, because the idea, that a man could be a thousand times stronger and cleverer than a woman is blatantly ridiculous to them and thus is the punchline?
 
 
Shiny: Well Over Thirty
18:42 / 14.09.07
Maybe. I hope so. But that really wasn't the impression I was getting, especially as the one who made the joke explicitly described it as was 'an anti-feminist joke' before making it. I mean I didn't get the impression they thought it was funny because true, but just that they thought it was funny and didn't see anything wrong with alledged jokes, in which the humour such as it is rest purely on denigrating women.
 
 
Aertho
18:56 / 14.09.07
I think I heard the joke before, but the punchline was that the woman was turned brunette, walked across the bridge, the end.
 
 
Princess
23:13 / 14.09.07
This same guy sends me a message every three months on gaydar.

Whilst on one hand this is flattering, I do sorta worry that he thinks I'm a new guy every time.

I remember his fairly average face, why can't he remember mine?
 
 
Princess
23:53 / 14.09.07
Someone else on gaydar just did the exactly the same thing.

Maybe they do remember the 2-3 sentences I gifted them with.

Or else I'm the only gay man with 20 miles who posseses a long term memory.
 
 
Olulabelle
06:31 / 15.09.07
I mean in my opinion it seemed like those women had been completely fucked over by the education they’ve received from our fucking patriarchal society if they think that ‘joke’ is anything to be laughing at in public,

Yes absolutely I agree with you. It's a reflection of what a twisted society we are in that a group of women can find that funny.
 
 
Krug
16:07 / 15.09.07
Shiny: That would have bothered me to no end. But I realise that women internalise the dominant discourse regarding gender and patriarchy. Quite often that can disable them (maybe temporarily, maybe permanently just like it disables men though the level of responsibility is not the same) from thinking critically about patriarchy. I've had arguments with women where I have had to give up because they just fail to see the problem and while I get very frustrated, I think you have to hold them to a different standard and be a little generous. That does not mean not being upset and not challenging those notions if the opportunity is available and viable. At least that is how I think but I would have felt the same way. I would have wanted to say something but I doubt I would considering it was a train.
 
 
Krug
16:10 / 15.09.07
That should have read "some women internalise" (just like men) I do not hope to imply that all women internalise the dominant discourse.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
13:06 / 17.09.07
Wet trouser-cuffs. Distressing odours. Unidentifiable ick. Fuck leaky plumbing.

My life is so glamorous.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
13:09 / 17.09.07
On the plus side, I do have this shitty paperback where the murderer turns out to be an intersex individual who has been driven mad--MAD I TELL YOU!--by not being given SRS early enough. I've been wondering what to do with it.
 
 
electric monk
15:18 / 21.09.07
I just lost my job. "Downturn in the housing market" they tell me. Not performance related in the least. Two weeks of severance pay and disbelief from my co-workers. I think they were just as shocked as I was (am). I'm not mad, but I really don't need this and I don't think I deserve it. But oh well. Keep turning, Wheel of Fortune.
 
 
Triplets
15:25 / 21.09.07
Fucking hell, monk, that's a whole quarry of suck. Here's hoping you can find something else soon, and all the best to the family monk.
 
 
Triplets
15:27 / 21.09.07
I've had arguments with women where I have had to give up because they just fail to see the problem and while I get very frustrated, I think you have to hold them to a different standard and be a little generous.

Those stubborn women, hey? But they can't help it, can they. They're from another planet, where people wear shoes on their hands and hamburgers eat people.
 
 
Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER
16:35 / 21.09.07
beep beep

This is the noise that the fire alarm makes every six seconds.

beep beep

The estate agents are condescending fucks and will not fix it.

beep beep.

you can hear it everywhere in the flat

beep FUCKING beep.

I think it is speeding up now

BEEPY FUCKING BEEPY BASTARD BEEPY BOO.

O god. O mother.

BEEP BASTARD FUCKING BEEP FUCKING BEEP.

If this is not fixed soon, I will go to the estate agents myself and sit on their desk. Every few seconds I will go

beep beep

until they either fix it or have me taken away. Which has a certain appeal. In that I may end up sectioned, but I'm pretty sure there won't be the frigging

beep.
 
 
grant
16:42 / 21.09.07
Is it a smoke alarm? (as opposed to an industrial fire alarm).

If so, it's probably just low on batteries - get a stool, twist the thing counterclockwise, lift off wall and remove batteries altogether (or replace) and it should stop. Much easier than it seems.
 
 
Spaniel
16:58 / 21.09.07
Or alternatively go and kill your estate agents! The world would be a better place, I assure you.
 
 
Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER
17:50 / 21.09.07
Nope. It's the central console for the whole block's fire system. It's beeping to tell us there may be a fault with one of the alarms. It feels the need to tell us this once, every six seconds, twenty-four hours a day. I really, really want to smash it with a hammer.
 
 
grant
12:52 / 22.09.07
You've got my permission.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:56 / 22.09.07
Withiel, that's not an Oh dear that's an URGH FUCK. I seriously would not be able to cope with that at all. I'd have to camp in the estate agent's garden.
 
  

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