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Barbe-crush 2006

 
  

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Regrettable Juvenilia
13:50 / 02.09.06
The only thing being crushed round here, really, is a lot of people's will to live.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:59 / 02.09.06
Yes god help us. The top three threads on Conversation are about you two wanting to rip each other's pants off or something. WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW. WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
 
 
Dead Megatron
14:03 / 02.09.06
What, our cybernetic death-god children?

Or this lovely thing we've started?


Well, both, actually.

And F-Boy: what-ever!!

and, still, YOU DO KNOW!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:07 / 02.09.06
GO THE FUCK AWAY. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF.

I CAME HERE TO GET AWAY FROM INTERNET BULLSHIT AND YOU HAVE RUINED THIS SPACE FOR ME IN EVERY WAY.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
14:09 / 02.09.06
I'm now barbecrushing Nadezhda Krupskaya and the late Ernesto 'Che' Guevara who, technically, isn't a Barbeloid but fuck it, anything to drown out Kali and DM talking about getting the rat to go up the sexy drainpipe again.
 
 
Ganesh
14:14 / 02.09.06
If we can crush dead non-Barbeloids, I'm crushing the Buddha for not being flirty or shouty.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:15 / 02.09.06
Being quiet now.

And very very contrite.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:20 / 02.09.06
I'm sorry but honestly I just couldn't think of a way to make my response nice so I thought it could at least be a little absurd.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:23 / 02.09.06
Actually I'm not sorry.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:23 / 02.09.06
I too am outraged that there would be flirting on the Lith, let alone a thread called Barbecrush. The Barbelith is a serious place for serious people.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
14:29 / 02.09.06
Xoc, I love it when you get all bold and disciplined.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:30 / 02.09.06
Flirting is fine but three threads of implying after one of them asked for the other's porn address is... well frankly it's Fade to Black.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:32 / 02.09.06
I do apologize for the excess of flirtation on here between DM and I, but considering the title of the thread and the nature of the Conversation, I didn't think it was that bad.

Anyway.

These particular threads provide a distraction from the mind-numbing monotony that is my job.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
14:33 / 02.09.06
Yeah, but it's only three threads. And besides, it's like being parents to teenagers: the more we try to keep them apart...
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:33 / 02.09.06
No one has anyone's porn address.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
14:34 / 02.09.06
(the above, x-posted with Kali)
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:35 / 02.09.06
No, someone asked for someone's porn address.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
14:35 / 02.09.06
I just want to be crushed...
 
 
Alex's Grandma
14:39 / 02.09.06
I think this is all very beautiful. And that some people are perhaps a bit jealous of this - Ok, on a number of levels frankly very disturbing turn of events - but I wish you all the best.

It might be an idea, though, to sort of defer the issue of 'oral,' or at least put together some sort of contract whereby he's not allowed to go totally crazy with your flesh. He shouldn't be allowed to paint the ceiling in that particular way, Kali, should he?

But I'm depressed, obviously, and perhaps somewhat envious. Professional purposes aside, I haven't had a man in twenty five years. Sometimes I wonder if anyone will ever love me. I don't want to spend my life torturing senior management types at accountancy firms during their lunch breaks, but it's just that I'm good at it, you know?

It's a sordid nightmare, the one I inhabit, but then again, I suppose everything's relative.
 
 
Ganesh
14:41 / 02.09.06
Yeah, but it's only three threads.

And those are: DM's birthday thread, started by him; Kali's relationship-venting thread, started by her; and the Barbecrush thread. And it's the Conversation.

An overdose of flirting starts to irk me too, especially if it takes over serious threads started by non-flirters. That's not the case here, so it's not really stabbing my snarkybutton too much. In any case, now we've made a point of discussing it, the kids will be too self-conscious to keep it up.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:44 / 02.09.06
Actually, the relationship-venting thread has been flirt-free.

So, that's two threads.
 
 
Ganesh
14:46 / 02.09.06
Point.
 
 
Dead Megatron
14:46 / 02.09.06
Just wait for us to start flirting on the Switchboard and the Head Shop.

But, if it's sooo disturbing for you people, we can always restrain ourselves to PMs.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
14:48 / 02.09.06
Alex's Great Aunt, will you crush me?...
 
 
Ganesh
14:50 / 02.09.06
I'll mercy-crush you, PW. In a way we both know will make us feel worse in the morning.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:50 / 02.09.06
We've quit the PMs, haven't we? Gone straight on to email...

Which reminds me I owe you. I'll get on that.
 
 
Dead Megatron
14:51 / 02.09.06
Oh, and Ganesh, never trust me to be "self-conscious." Big mistake.

[just kidding]
 
 
Ganesh
14:54 / 02.09.06
*makes swooshing motions with hands, in the direction of PM/email*

Tt. Teens, eh?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:55 / 02.09.06
When I think about it, it's been a while since this place has seen two posters flirting shamelessly, hasn't it? Unless I missed something when I took that leave of absence last year.

Wouldn't Barbelith love to be responsible for bringing people closer together? Wouldn't that be a part of its purpose?

(waits for the chorus of "GOD NO!!!"s)
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
14:58 / 02.09.06
Oh, the thought of being the crushed meat in Ganesh and Xoc sandwich sounds... juicy...

(OK, I'll stop now. I promise)
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:58 / 02.09.06
It's been a while since two people have flirted shamelessly on here, hasn't it?

Unless I'm forgetting something.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
14:59 / 02.09.06
The flirtation is disturbing in ways that I'm guessing you can't easily imagine, DM. For sure, I can't. Nor can I readily put my feelings about the feelings mentioned into words. And I say this as someone who often goes to sleep with images of slaughterhouses, and such, flashing before my eyes.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
15:03 / 02.09.06
Tt. Teens, eh?

Well, this is the cheapest way. I mean, the phone bills would be outrageous.

And I forgot about the Ganesh/Xoc sandwich. Hmmm....
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
15:08 / 02.09.06
Alex's Great Aunt, I agree. And there is something sexy about the word abattoir.

(Sorry, I know I promised but... It's the hunger and my raging hormones. I can't help thinking of us all as pieces of meat. Hmm... meat...)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:13 / 02.09.06
Quite frankly, the sooner Auntie gets it on with paranoidwriter the sooner I can start shopping for a hat.

That is what we're talking about, isn't it?
 
  

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