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Barbe-crush 2006

 
  

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Ganesh
21:41 / 09.03.06
Ignore him. Sloppy seconds.
 
 
alas
23:36 / 09.03.06
hey, y'all are heavier than you look online; it's getting kind of painful down here at the bottom of the puppy pileup.

(but thanks, gosh, i'm blushing....)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:43 / 09.03.06
Room for one more up top?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
17:02 / 10.03.06
Is Alas being crush-dogpiled?

Fennec-pile, do keep up, Ganesh.
 
 
Olulabelle
17:12 / 10.03.06
I crush Stoatie for being consistently funny since the beginning of time and Nina for taking on the Herculean task of being responsible for starting the feminism101 thread. I wish it hadn't ultimately made her go away.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:46 / 10.03.06
Oh, seconding both of the above.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
18:20 / 10.03.06
I need to form a crush list because everytime I'm about to post in here I think I've forgotten someone. For now; Mordant, Nina, Tabitha, Alas, Stoatie, Flyboy, Jackie D, Haus, Ganesh, Gypsy, and everyone else I'm forgetting.
You are all on the list. But it's a good list to be on.

More later.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
18:41 / 10.03.06
I crush Stoatie for being consistently funny since the beginning of time

Stoatie has a priori comedy value: so he was even funny before the universe started expanding in earnest.
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:50 / 14.03.06
I've been barbecrushin' "Mr" Carnival for a while now. His, oops, her posts are immensely funny even when she's being dead serious. And one doesn't get in the way of the other. What's your secret, o wise one?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
03:31 / 15.03.06
id entity, because of a little thread about Fishwives and Our Lord and Master, Dagon.
 
 
Disco is My Class War
09:38 / 15.03.06
It's been a really long time since I admitted to any Barbecrushes. Like, years. But I have Barbecrushes all over the place. id entity for going at threads with this amazing sense of dignity and will to find agreement. Also because of the cake-eaters. alas, for similar reasons. Lysander Stark for a perceptive, timely post to the Love or Crush thread. Deva, GGM, Fly, Ganesh, Ex and Haus for being themselves. And Nina for expecting the best of people and making noise when they're crap.
 
 
Triplets
14:27 / 16.03.06
Still Sir Alan Xoc, a lot because of The Apprentice:

They were using the Deadwood theme tune for background music this week. Ian MacShane to win! Next week's task: to run a brothel in a gold rush town.

Alexa turned out to be Matt Lucas' cousin and might well have been the nicest contestant ever. But niceness butters no parsnips in the world of SAS. You have to find the parsnip's whimpering babies hiding in the back of the cupboard under the sink, yellow and quivering, and boil them for fifteen minutes. That puts a smile of Big Al's beardy face.
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
00:39 / 17.03.06
What about me, for god's sake? I made a whole thread for saying "I know I was wrong."

Nobody can crush you because you're hard as diamond, Qalyn.

But if it makes you feel any better...
 
 
HCE
00:50 / 17.03.06
I have a painful, prolonged crush on Qalyn. I am seeking immediate medical treatment.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
00:52 / 17.03.06
Watch out for diamond splinters. Wash your hands after every crushing, you don't want that in your eyes.
 
 
matthew.
04:02 / 18.03.06
I still crush alas with all my heart. Huggles to you, O Wise and Reasonable One.
 
 
HCE
09:28 / 18.03.06
All you johnny-come-lately alas crushers:

 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:27 / 18.03.06
I have teh fredcrush.
 
 
HCE
23:19 / 18.03.06
WHEW

*wipes brow*

I thought you were going to hate my guts! I was really worried about having sounded like a raving jerk with the Emoto thing.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:24 / 18.03.06
What? Fuck no. Emoto totally had it coming.
 
 
Olulabelle
19:26 / 29.03.06
Velvetvandal.

I have had the secret Vevelove for sometime now but it has finally manifested itself into a huge and somewhat unwieldy crush. This is for a universe of reasons, including this supremely ace post in the Agent Smith thread.
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:33 / 29.03.06
I second Lula's crush. Velvet's post sorted it out for me where I was wrong.

Learn, stupid Megatron. Learn!
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
05:19 / 19.04.06
Mister Disco, for hir latest batch of posts in the "aggregates" thread (I'm not bothering to type out the whole title) over in the Policy. I have a lot of respect for someone who can so delicately balance passion and eloquence. Just, you know, bravo and such.
 
 
Cat Chant
09:22 / 20.04.06
Blake Head! Blake Head! Blake Head!

(All the people I've always barbecrushed are still barbecrushed, of course. But dude! Blake Head!)

(Gah, though. Now I have a scary Blake's7/Dr Who 'Face of Boe' crossover in my mind. Ooh, if I changed my name to Deva Head me and Blake Head would be canonical!)

Rambling now. Going to go and buy some crisps. Yum.
 
 
Blake Head
23:34 / 21.04.06
I’ve been Barbe-crushed! *swoon*

That made my day Deva - you can share my crisps anytime.

Actually, it’s quite common for me to called big-headed and weird-looking…



…not to mention my manly stubble and impaired vision.

 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:49 / 21.04.06
Not an attempt to gain kudos or anything, but I have to crush Tom for his handling of the "to ban or not to ban" issue at present. Given that he, in the final event, does have supreme power, and it would be MUCH easier for him to just "yay" or "nay" the whole thing, and cause himself a lot less trouble, to act as he is shows a level of patience and dedication that is, at the very least, eminently crushable.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
18:39 / 22.04.06
Tom is a merciful and democratic master.

/Fast Show Vicar/

A bit like Jeeeeeeeesus ...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
11:23 / 10.05.06
Art-based crushage!!1!
 
 
_Boboss
15:35 / 10.05.06
Xoc!!
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
07:11 / 18.05.06
I Barbecrush Mordant Carnival! Possibly the nicest person ever, period. Some jackoff says horrible things to her repeatedly, shows no remorse, and she still tries to see the good side of said jackoff. What a total sweetheart. Color me swoony.
 
 
_Boboss
07:53 / 18.05.06
just some guy!
 
 
_Boboss
07:53 / 18.05.06
Duncan!
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
08:27 / 18.05.06
I also crush Mordant. For this and this.
Head tattoo++, Monkey references+++! *swoons*
 
 
Quantum
08:30 / 18.05.06
Gumbitch!!!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:12 / 18.05.06
Aww. Thankyou, sweet people!
 
  

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