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Saint Keggers
22:49 / 18.11.05
Using all my elite detective/vigilante skills I will dedeuce that it is YOU! (I also have you pegeed for the candlestick murder in the library)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:59 / 18.11.05
Oh God. Professor Plum? D-dead?

Fucker owed me a tenner. Won't be seeing THAT again.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:00 / 18.11.05
No... you can always search his corpse.
 
 
Tim Tempest
23:09 / 18.11.05
Geez, I really killed this.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:09 / 18.11.05
It was... already dead!
 
 
Tim Tempest
23:11 / 18.11.05
Oh, I guess I didn't kill this. Damn trans-continental lag.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
23:14 / 18.11.05
Hey, Stoatie, fellow luvvie. Went to see Tamburlaine the Great tonight at the Barbican on your recommedation and it was a right old romp. Bit thrown when Ian, the gay chef from the Archers, turned up as one of Tamburlaine's murderous henchmen, wearing a sheep.

And I could quickly see why you enthused when I realised that Badger Seth was a major character. But we enjoyed it and are now better educated about Jacobean playwrights that aren't Shakespeare.

And now I have got home and drunk lots of wine and am about to fall off the couch.
 
 
Tim Tempest
23:15 / 18.11.05
I just saw an elephant on the news and it was painting.

I was impressed until I looked at the picture. Elephants are shitty artists.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
23:19 / 18.11.05
I went to an elephant sanctuary in Thailand once where the elephants painted pictures for you and people paid good tourist dollars to take them home. The paintings, that is, not the elephants. The paintings were a bit shit but also they were quite large, so you would really really have to like the picture to be bothered with the hassle. Strange. But then people do take strange things home with them from holiday.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:25 / 18.11.05
Glad you enjoyed the play, Xoc. yeah, Badger Seth indeed! (Didn't realise that other guy was Ian off the Archers, though!)

(BTW- read the GATHERING. You and Elephant-boy must come to my pissup next week. Well, as must any other lithers in London, but seeing as you're here...)
 
 
Tim Tempest
23:29 / 18.11.05
So, am I elephant-boy?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:31 / 18.11.05
You can be... I was actually referring to Ganesh, but there's always room for two elephants in any decent ark!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:33 / 18.11.05
You're building an ark, Stoatie?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:34 / 18.11.05
Well, it was supposed to be a bookshelf, but things got kind of out of hand. You know how it is.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:35 / 18.11.05


Yes. Yes I do.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:37 / 18.11.05
Oops. I'll try making my googly eyes again...

 
 
Tim Tempest
23:37 / 18.11.05
Of course...Ganesh, The Lord Of Hosts.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
23:38 / 18.11.05
Now you have a trouser press AND a working ceiling, the world is your oyster, Sir Stoat.
 
 
Tim Tempest
23:38 / 18.11.05
So, does anyone have any good scary stories to tell?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:43 / 18.11.05
I heard a really scary story about the Krankies once... but I was told it by another 'lither, and I've promised him I won't tell it on here until he's had a chance to do so himself.
 
 
Tim Tempest
23:43 / 18.11.05
Or diseases?
 
 
Tim Tempest
23:44 / 18.11.05
Stoatie, my homie, I'm going to abandon you for about an hour. I shall return, though.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:49 / 18.11.05
Oh, I'll be here. I'll be stuck in this office until fucking hell o'clock in the morning.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:56 / 18.11.05
Suedey, that's Neve Campbell. Admit it!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:59 / 18.11.05
I know not of this "Neve" you speak of.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:00 / 19.11.05
I've just had confirmation from elsewhere that it is not Neve Campbell.

She was great on Kids in The Hall though
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:05 / 19.11.05
LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND ON EBAY!!!

(Apologies to anyone from outside the UK or any under 25s, for who this will probably mean nothing).
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:06 / 19.11.05
You need more Alicia Witt in your comics. I've come to the conclusion that everything needs more Alicia Witt.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:09 / 19.11.05
Stoatie, I accept your apology. That meant nothing to me.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:15 / 19.11.05
Wow, you sounded just like Midge Ure then.
 
 
Tim Tempest
01:03 / 19.11.05
Guess who's back!
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:06 / 19.11.05
Midge Ure?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:14 / 19.11.05
Pity poor Midge Ure. He still dreams of the day he'll get his knighthood for Live Aid. And that day will never come.
 
 
Tim Tempest
01:35 / 19.11.05
Good guess, but it's wrong. The answer is...ODDMAN!.

So, what are you all doing to entertain yourselves?
 
 
Tim Tempest
01:37 / 19.11.05
And what forums on Barbelith do you dudes/dudets frequent the most...well, frequently?
 
  

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