Lateshift...where everybody knows your name...

02:58 / 21.11.05

That looks fairly cool, actually.

Are you STILL awake or awake unaccountably early?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

03:23 / 21.11.05

A modestly interesting short story seems to keep going and become a boring novella or something. I'm not sure when I'm supposed to pull the plug.

And there's a fucking ninja watching me from the rafters. He smells too much like cheese.

Char Aina

03:29 / 21.11.05

oh, still awake.
stupefactication has set in.
i think i need to invest in some emergency nytol for future occurences.
or calmz.
i hear good things about calmz from my pillpopper pals.

22:08 / 24.11.05

WHAT? Three days without a shift? So wrong.
How are we all? I just had a work booze-up and I'm still sniffing the perfume left by a lovely lady on my jacket. How are you? Yes, you.

22:11 / 24.11.05

I'm good... not sure how long I'll be on the Barb, as I only installed Sims 2 this evening and I'm starting to miss those little fuckers already...

22:12 / 24.11.05

Oh, no. It's what I've always feared. Sid Meier sneaks in without registering and steals away all the memebers. Tchoh!

22:28 / 24.11.05

Had to go to the offy first, though. Now I'm Barbling again for a bit.

Shrug

22:40 / 24.11.05

It's SNOWING!!!
The whole building was just standing outside a few seconds ago. Then everyone got cold and went back inside to hug their heaters I guess. It was kind of nice. I dragged one of my flatmates outside who had never seen snow before I'm not sure how impressed he was though.

22:53 / 24.11.05

I hope I get to whuff! whuff! through snow tomorrow. None here yet.

Spaniel

23:22 / 24.11.05

It's not snowing down here, but I've just watched Lost season 2 episode 8. Arrgh, tis good.

Shrug

23:22 / 24.11.05

I really hope it sticks during the night. I don't remember it snowing heavily for years.

01:23 / 25.11.05

Its all white outside. I just got back from seeing Harry Potter.

08:06 / 25.11.05

Yay! much whuffage to be had this morning. Inner child very happy. Inner hangover not so.

00:38 / 27.11.05

I haven't eaten in FUCKING AGES. But can I be arsed to go to the late-night chippy?

You decide, kids!!!

00:41 / 27.11.05

Who says we aren't? (Incredible execs and runners of massive empires)

Me and Stoatie there run an empire. A veritable empire of pirating goods and zombie snuff films (because they're real zombies). It's amazing.

Charlie and the chocolate factory huh? Because I've often found ten dollars on the ground in fairy tale london and been able to spend it. Shut up, Burton. You idiot. I can't believe none of the English actors (Hello, Tim Burton's wife) said "hey, that's a shit idea. Nobody says candy. I divorce you."

You may need chips, Stoat. Me, I'm wondering about those chips I bought yesterday but couldn't eat. I mean, I put them in the bin. But safe in their little polysterene box...

00:44 / 27.11.05

I actually have found ten dollars on the floor in London.

And said candy.

(Clue- none of these two sentences is true. But do you care, in a movie that has LOADS OF SQUIRRELS??? I don't know. I certainly didn't. I was all, like "FUCKING SQUIRRELS!!! TONS OF THE BUGGERS!!! THIS IS THE BEST FILM SINCE WILD ZERO, WHERE GUITAR WOLF FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH THE POWER OF ROCK AND ROLL!!! hmmm... if Guitar Wolf were fighting squirrels, who would I want to win?..." I have to admit, I didn't pay too much attention to the film after that. And I still haven't come up with an answer to that question).

00:47 / 27.11.05

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the film immensely. I also didn't think I would, so this was a giant bonus.

But it was a bit like "huh? what? SHUT UP, IDIOT PEOPLE!"

00:50 / 27.11.05

And now you're reminding me of the time when I walked around London after seeing Morrissey with my ex, and looked at all the squirrels in Hyde Park and called them "squivels" because it was twee and fun and happy and also cute and the like... aaaargh...

This is the late shift, nobody reads this, right? Please.

00:51 / 27.11.05

I'm going to have to at least google image search "shame".

00:51 / 27.11.05

You're avoiding the question.

A whole bunch of squirrels. And Guitar Wolf.

You have ten "dollars"' worth of "candy".

Who are you betting on?

00:52 / 27.11.05

Squirrels every time.

10 dollars worth of candy is nothing. A tiny hamster could eat that.

00:52 / 27.11.05

10 dollars worth of alcohol is one pint of beer, also.

00:53 / 27.11.05

Alright, maybe two.

00:54 / 27.11.05

Oops... I missed your previous couple of posts, Suedey... you sound like you're having the boozeness I was having at about five o'clock Saturday morning...

All I can say is, don't dwell on it. The amount of emails I NEARLY sent to people, and then decided to sleep on it a bit...

I sent none. And everyone's better off for it.

00:56 / 27.11.05

I won't do anything really, fear not. I just feel strangely manic for reasons I cannot quite fathom, yet also rational at the same time.

This is a rare occruence. Normally it's manic and "oh dear I don't appear to rememeber anything past 10 last night", so it's all good really. But the internet shall suffer my wrath of idiocy, I'm sorry to say.

00:57 / 27.11.05

But dude...

GUITAR WOLF!!!

"Bring us your squirrels. We will totally ROCK THEM TO DEATH!!!"

01:00 / 27.11.05

By the way, Suedey, if I ever felt like writing down all my romantic misfortunes and embarrassments, you'd be the "go-to guy" for artwork.

(Reading that back, it doesn't sound quite as good as it was supposed to be... but believe me, it was supposed to be very good indeed).

01:01 / 27.11.05

Why does that guy have a giant magick wand strapped to his back? Why?

Hi all. Im not drunk but I will be shortly.

01:03 / 27.11.05

I dunno. ROCK AND ROLL reasons, probably.

I'm gonna brave the cold to see if the chippie's still open. I'll be back here, hopefully with food, in a few minutes.

01:04 / 27.11.05

No no, that does sound as good as you intended, Stoat!

I must go to bed though, I fear. Night all!

01:06 / 27.11.05

*sigh* Killed the party again.

Triplets

01:13 / 27.11.05

Lateshift lives again!