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Saint Keggers
23:29 / 10.11.05
I have 2 carbuoys, from kits, at the point where they just have to be put into bottles(one red, one white) and a carbuoy of scratch-made pear wine which still has quite a while before its ready to be bottled. 25 pounds of pears from the tree in the yard.
 
 
subcultureofone
23:36 / 10.11.05
here's a way to waste time
 
 
alas
23:36 / 10.11.05
I just love that word, "carbuoy." I begin to feel nostalgia for our late shift a few nights ago, where we all got drunk and sang Sinatra.

Graded a fourth essay. Now I'd have to start on the next set. I can't! And hearing your laziness stories isn't helping. Now I'm feeling completely self-righteous about having worked at all, on top of my 40 or 50 hour week. Taint fair.

I am ashamed to admit I've never figured out how to be a slacker. I admire people who manage it.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:39 / 10.11.05
If I ever get rich, one of the bars I open will be called "Lateshift"
 
 
alas
23:41 / 10.11.05
If you get rich and open a bar called Lateshift, can I have free drinks? Please?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:44 / 10.11.05
If you know the secret code and handshake.. yes.
 
 
alas
23:45 / 10.11.05
Damn! I missed that meeting.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:49 / 10.11.05
wow. And you havent been shot on sight? Most Impressive!

You get a secret Lateshift Club memebership card
 
 
Char Aina
23:56 / 10.11.05
Taint fair.

what is that?
like, the shipping forecast for round your ass?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:58 / 10.11.05
I believe it means "It is not fair"
 
 
alas
23:58 / 10.11.05
Cool. I just read a very funny essay. It didn't follow the assignment exactly, but it was damn clever and insightful.

Arrgh. So I decided: A-. "A" for clever, insightful, I don't have anything more to teach you in this course; "-" for not quite following the assignment: it was supposed to directly quote from three sources, but the student only really did one. But he did it so well, and knows more than the assignment asked for. I hate these kinds of dilemmas.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:59 / 10.11.05
Fail his/her sorry ass. Just write "Did I say anything about thinking outside the box???"
 
 
alas
00:01 / 11.11.05
the shipping forecast for round your ass?

hee hee. I suppose a couple of apostrophe would have helped " 't ain't fair."

But isn't the "taint" from that same word--taint your ass and taint your balls?

And is this a poor excuse for a carrot? I'm on my 6th essay now.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:03 / 11.11.05
what subject are you grading?
 
 
alas
00:04 / 11.11.05
"Did I say anything about thinking outside the box???"

heh heh. I know profs who would fail these students. And maybe its good that they meet those profs. But I actually do tell them to take risks. (The student is really smart: he "ghostwrote" an essay about the formation of media icons in the voice of Kurt Cobain. And he did it well.)
 
 
Char Aina
00:15 / 11.11.05
carrots! of course, of course!
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
00:27 / 11.11.05
Hey everyone.
 
 
alas
00:29 / 11.11.05
I am grading "English 101" essays. Do they have English 101 in Canada O Canada?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:32 / 11.11.05
WE do indeed have English in Canada however Im not sure as to what is intimated by 101.

101 is a hotbutton issue here. Especially in Quebec. Look up Bill 101.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
00:37 / 11.11.05
Good evening, everyone.

So . . .

How does it feel to not be in a place with a newly founded institutionalized discrimination against the queer community?
 
 
alas
00:38 / 11.11.05
English 101 is--virtually universally in the US--an introduction to college-level composition. Of course that means that the writing done in English 101 resembles no other writing, because writing is, by nature, specific, written for a specific audience. Still, we work on all the basics: from grammar, to developing a thesis that's worth writing about, to the mechanics of quoting from other texts, and how to use a university library to do research. So we're heading into the research paper, and this paper was supposed to prepare them to integrate materials from a variety of sources. Hence my concern about smart student who doesn't follow the asst.

More than you wanted to know, I realise. And nothing to do with your Bill 101 except that both concern language. Hello, muesli.
 
 
alas
00:41 / 11.11.05
How does it feel to not be in a place with a newly founded institutionalized discrimination against the queer community?

Here in my midwestern US locale, we have old institutionalised discrimination against many folks. What's the specific reference? (Pardon my ignorance, I've been a bit despondent the last few days.)
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:43 / 11.11.05
"How does it feel to not be in a place with a newly founded institutionalized discrimination against the queer community? "

How the hell should I know. I have nothing to compare it to.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
00:44 / 11.11.05
It feels great not to be in a place like that, and it also feels great to be from a state (Maine) that just re-affirmed (there's been debate over this for the last couple years) that, yes, gays should not be discriminated against.

Sorry for gloating. My state just, sometimes, every so often, does something to make me happy.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
00:46 / 11.11.05
By which I mean, voters have specifically stated that homosexuals should not be discriminated against. So, sort of the opposite of Texas except no amendment.

Sorry. Tired.
 
 
alas
00:50 / 11.11.05
What happened in TX, besides foisting its favorite village idiot upon the world?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:50 / 11.11.05
I fear stupid people.
 
 
alas
00:52 / 11.11.05
Alas, here on this side of the border, we love them. We make them our civic representatives and give them our tax dollars to play with.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
00:52 / 11.11.05
My state (Texas, God help us (by which I mean, us Texans)) has just passed a state constitutional ammendment specifically defining marriage as a bond "between one man and one woman".

I'm just rather angry right now is all.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:54 / 11.11.05
Have they specifically defined "one", "man" or "woman"?
 
 
Bastard Tweed
00:54 / 11.11.05
It was just nice for a while how many of the stereotypes about this state weren't particularly true (hell, in Dallas we've got a Latina lesbian sheriff) and then the pointy-headed fucktards had to go and take one of them away from me.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
00:54 / 11.11.05
Texas is puzzling. I want to like it, because there's so much history down there, but, I mean, no offense to Czernobog, but, well, people there are crazy with a capital CRAZY especially when it comes to politics and emissions laws and stuff. What's up with that?

I do love Molly Ivins though.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
00:55 / 11.11.05
Yup, all three. They were very careful with the wording so they could cover polygamists at the same time.
 
 
alas
00:55 / 11.11.05
Oh, well, Ohio, where I live, not only did THAT but pretty much made it all but illegal for any unmarried adults to live together. Including, say, old people who are cohabiting not for the hot unmarried geriatric sex, but to stay out of poverty. Ah! Ohio!

This country is fucked in just so many ways.

And I've decided I'm done grading for the night. I think I did something like 8 papers? That's enough for a Thursday. But I could'na done it without you.

Let's all go down to the Lateshift, Keggers' new bar, to celebrate. Drinks are on me.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:56 / 11.11.05
This is why I think it'd be best for the northern staes to slowly (and secretly) join Canada. By the time the big wigs in the states noticed..well Im gonna expect an IceAge first.
 
  

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