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alas

01:20 / 04.11.05

No, no secret decoder ring. But for just $9.95 (USD) you can get your own Official Club Certificate and Membership Card and Existential Crisis Resolver (Good For One Dark Night of the Soul Only).

Membership Has Its Privileges, you know. And, alas, its penalties.

Void Where Prohibited (which I think has something to do with public urination....)

Saint Keggers

01:22 / 04.11.05

I read that as Existential Crisis Revolver
So much cooler.

alas

01:29 / 04.11.05

I almost typed it that way, too. You're right--cooler. "My life stood, a loaded gun."

Says something, I fear, about my inner cool-o-meter. Set too warm.

What's up? I had dinner with a friend and now I'm writing an email I probably shouldn't send.

Saint Keggers

01:40 / 04.11.05

I hate those. Emails you shouldn't send, not diner with friends. Those are great. At least you're not drunk. If you were drunk I'd bet you'd send it. Tonight Im just taking it easy, watching E.R. and waiting to see how much of my pear wine bubbles out of the carbuoy due to gas escaping. Its going to be some of the strongest wine I've ever made. Yay.

alas

02:01 / 04.11.05

Hurray for strong wine.

I probably won't send it. I'll probably just play with it.

Bubbles out the carbuoy. Is that a Sinatra song?

Saint Keggers

02:03 / 04.11.05

Its what he says to the taxi driver regarding his drunken date. "Get Bubbles out 'the car, boy"
Then he has his mob friends kill everyone.

alas

02:16 / 04.11.05

I love that Sinatra and all his mob friends.

Tiny bubbles in the car,bo', make you happy...make you sing like Don Ho.

Saint Keggers

02:19 / 04.11.05

*enter Dean Martin*
"Did did someone mention bubbles? I've got a lil bit o' bubbly right here. Volaré! Wohohohooo Cantaré wohowoohoo..Sign it!..."

alas

02:20 / 04.11.05

Hey, how do you know I'm not drunk?

alas

02:22 / 04.11.05

Is Deano really asking me to "Sign it"? Like the American Sign Language interpreter in the corner of the Jerry Lewis Telethon?

Little ol' wine drinker me...

Saint Keggers

02:22 / 04.11.05

Hmmm. I give up. How do I know you're not drunk?

Saint Keggers

02:24 / 04.11.05

Yes. Deano wants you to sign it.

alas

02:25 / 04.11.05

I must be drunk. I just sent that email. But, don't get me wrong, it wasn't any angry drunken email. It was a kind of melancholy, hell-meet-your-latest-handbasket kind of email.

alas

02:27 / 04.11.05

Still, probably a mistake, mind. Probably shouldn't-a sent it.

Saint Keggers

02:27 / 04.11.05

Thats why I stay away from the computer when drunk. (As if)

alas

02:28 / 04.11.05

Still again, I blame Deano for telling me to sign it.

Saint Keggers

02:29 / 04.11.05

When will you people learn? You dont take advice from the dead.

alas

02:30 / 04.11.05

Deano lives, man. He Lives.

We love you Deano! Say hey to Sammy Davis Jr, k?

alas

02:33 / 04.11.05

Damn, Sreggek (which is fucking hard to type when even a little drunk). I'm having such a lovely old time in this rat pack nostalgia chat that I hate to stop. But I need to go to sleep, methinks.

I wish there were some other happy 'lither hear to join me in a little "Happy Trails" sing-along. (Or sign-along, if you will.) Do the harmony, now--

Happy Trails, to you,
Until we meet again....

Saint Keggers

02:34 / 04.11.05

The Candyman can! But not the Candyman from that movie with Virginia Madison. He cant.

Saint Keggers

02:35 / 04.11.05

G'night! (insert Deano applicable Deano quote here)

alas

02:35 / 04.11.05

good night, sweetheart.

P. Horus Rhacoid

22:14 / 04.11.05

So who's up? I'm drunk but I've had a shot of espresso so I'll probably be up all night, because any amount of caffeine at all absolutely destroys my already unreliable ability to sleep.

Mourne Kransky

22:29 / 04.11.05

You are all disgustingly dissolute. I must drink faster and catch up.

ONLY NICE THINGS

23:43 / 04.11.05

Could somebody please just ban the cock smoking in pubs? Also possibly drinking?

Saint Keggers

23:45 / 04.11.05

But where would all the pocket calculators go?

(sorry, RedDwarf flashback)

Shrug

23:50 / 04.11.05

Secluded in my room on Barbelith intersped with avoiding watching The Shining. Also heavily avoiding thinking about Battleship Potempkin or anything else filmic. Boo.

Those nurses should really have changed the bag attached to to your urinary catheter before now, Kegboy.

Triplets

00:12 / 05.11.05

I'm drunk and im texting this girl and shes nuhgh

Saint Keggers

00:16 / 05.11.05

Thats no catheter...that's wine being made. Pear wine. My house smells like pear wine! 28-30 bottles!!! Wheee!

ONLY NICE THINGS

00:17 / 05.11.05

If your wheee smells of pear wine, you may be diabetic.

Saint Keggers

00:17 / 05.11.05

Trips Are you sure she "nuhgh"? Is that a spelling mistake? And what does "nuhgh" mean anyway?

P. Horus Rhacoid

00:18 / 05.11.05

That sounds a good deal more appetizing than the moonshine my friend made in his house last year, though it doesn't necessarily look it.

Mourne Kransky

00:22 / 05.11.05

Your catheter bag looks like its contents are of a very healthy colour, so I'm sure it's still drinkable, Keggers, and a good vintage. A creative type like you should reallly stick to absnthe though.

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