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Wha..wher..who...why...whe... LATE SHIFT FOOLS

 
  

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Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name
04:54 / 16.10.05
Hello. Keg, you still there?
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:07 / 16.10.05
I am now.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:09 / 16.10.05
I've got a trouser press. And I'm drunk. Fear me!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:12 / 16.10.05
*URGENT MESSAGE*

TO: STOATIE

SUBJECT: TROUSER PRESS.

*Remove* trousers before pressingSTOPOtherwise fear consequencesSTOP.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:13 / 16.10.05
Ah. Glad you caught me in time. Otherwise it could have been like the time with those hand-warmer things you put in the microwave.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:15 / 16.10.05
oof. Mind=boggling.

I have tasty beer and Queer as Folk DVD boxset. Life=good.

How you, sir?

Hey, have just been reminded elsewhere that you know Henri and Maz, who I met on NYE. Very weird/tinyworld.

Oh, and how was Drones?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:22 / 16.10.05
Wicked. BIN truly spacerocked a snow leopard's ass. I'm drinking beer, smoking boo and about to watch Brotherhood Of The Wolf. Not sure why- it just popped into my head that THAT WOULD BE A COOL FILM TO WATCH and I haven't seen it in ages.

I think I'm on holiday again soon. Life seems fairly good.

Oh, and did I mention I've got a trouser press? A Corby one, at that. (Ideally I should give it away for Christmas- I remember those adverts saying they were the ideal Christmas present).
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
21:22 / 16.10.05
Hullo, chums!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:23 / 16.10.05
Eeeeyyyy!

*slaps Suedey on back in weird pub-bonhomous fashion*
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:25 / 16.10.05
Suedey, you wouldn't by any chance have a trouser press would you? Cos I have.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:26 / 16.10.05
*stuffs Stoatie face-down into trouser press*

I can switch it on like that y'know...
 
 
Bed Head
21:31 / 16.10.05
Hey, you crazy mixed-up kids.
 
 
Papess
21:32 / 16.10.05
Helloooo...I can shift tonight, as I am not working and I do not have a date, so no nookie...just shifting...


horny shifting.

Stoatie, love your trousers.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:32 / 16.10.05
mmph mmhphhh MUHPhMMMPH, mmmphMM!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:33 / 16.10.05
helllooooo BH and may. I'm getting all misty-eyed over here. How's tricks?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:35 / 16.10.05
*pulls Stoatie out of trouser press, makes Tony Soprano-style menacing gestures*
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
21:35 / 16.10.05
Trouser press, you say? You know. I don't have any trousers. It would be of NO USE.

That's a lie, actually. I have some slacks. But they just don't need ironing! Farah's. They're always sharp. Crumple them right up and it just doesn't matter! Amazing frabric...

I had some Sta-prests once, too. Nearly took out a man's eye.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:37 / 16.10.05
I have many suit trousers, but no press. I am sad.
 
 
Papess
21:37 / 16.10.05
Tricks is good!

Would ya look at Stoatie! GGM just took ten years off your face!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:39 / 16.10.05
As long as 1988 remains intact.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
21:41 / 16.10.05
Can you put the trousers on while they're still all steamy?

My knowledge of the trouser press is, indeed, clearly somewhat limited. But I think that's a look you could pull off.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:43 / 16.10.05
I don't even know if it works yet.

Can you be both steamy-trousered and suave? And what are the chances of it all going horribly wrong and ending up with curled up in a ball shouting "AH!!! ME FUCKIN' BOLLOCKS!!!"?
 
 
Papess
21:43 / 16.10.05
I've pulled off many a steamy trouser...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:45 / 16.10.05
That should SO be the first line of a folk song.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
21:47 / 16.10.05
I'm not saying I know what the chances are, I'm just saying you should try it...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:48 / 16.10.05
Sorry to be fleeting, but time papers and bed for me. Have a good evening all, and Stoats, *waiting* been pressing and wearing is adviseable. Unless you want yr bollocks to match yr face.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:49 / 16.10.05
Hehe steamy trousers...

hi everyone
 
 
Bed Head
21:50 / 16.10.05
Stoatie, a trouser press is just like a big iron, right? Doesn’t it do pretty much the same job as an iron, but leaves your hands free to stroke your mustache and adjust your cravat and suchlike?

And an iron’s a bit more, uh, right-on. I’m not sure if this trouser press of yours is a betrayal of your principles, or a clever subversion/re-appropriation of the trappings of the bourgeoisie. Or, y’know, just something for getting your creases sharp.

I know nothing of this world of trouser presses.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:50 / 16.10.05
Handy advice. G'night, GGM...

I'm gonna start this damn movie. Probably see you shifters in a while.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:52 / 16.10.05
In my day we didnt have trouser presses. Our trousers were always wrinkled. So wrinkled that over the years the exposure to such wrinklage would infect us and we too would get all wrinkly. Yup. Thats the way it was.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
21:57 / 16.10.05
Ol' wrinkly leg, eh... now that's a pirate name I wanna hear.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:58 / 16.10.05
Better than Ol' Stumpy.
 
 
Bed Head
21:58 / 16.10.05
I prefer ‘crumpled’ to ‘wrinkled’, myself. Crumpled *sounds like* crumpets, ie sounds like nice things. When you're going out in the world always looking like a scruffbag, it’s good to be thinking about nice things like crumpets, man.

Mmm. crumpets.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
21:59 / 16.10.05
Should I be scared of Ye Olde Pirate Stumpy?

Because I'd rather go "What're ya gonna do? Hit me with yr stump! Arf!"
 
 
Papess
22:00 / 16.10.05
Hi Kegs.

I wonder if Subbacultcha got to his flight alright, or if he is wandering the streets of Montreal seduced by our streets, peaks and libertine ways.
 
  

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