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Wha..wher..who...why...whe... LATE SHIFT FOOLS

 
  

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Benny the Ball
22:37 / 13.10.05
Hello all, thought I'd get in, start a late shift, ask how you're all doing, then fall asleep before anyone replies.

So...

How are you all doing?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:40 / 13.10.05
zzzzzzzzzzz
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:49 / 13.10.05
Stupidly, I'm at work. During my week off. Well, I need the money, I guess.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:50 / 13.10.05
Horrid! Hellish! and Worse!

But besides that, OK.

What about you, Benny? How are you, Benny?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:52 / 13.10.05
SWEET JESUS!!! Rick Astley has a new album coming back. AND Anthea Turner is relaunching her career. Is the news always this bad on the weeks I don't read papers?
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:53 / 13.10.05
So...what you're trying to tell us is that the world is great and spiffy as long as you read the papers? Why ever stop reading the papers? For the love of all that is good and right in the universe: Why??
 
 
alas
22:55 / 13.10.05
Yes, Stoatie.

I'm working too, if it's any consolation, and I'm supposed to be on "break." But I've got a ton of grading to do. Misplaced modifiers, incomprehensible prose, and the entirely random approach to the apostrophe beckon. Sigh.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
23:00 / 13.10.05
I'm compromising my very loosely held principles for a tiny amount of cash again. Well, it is Thursday night.
What with Dr. Who being back, and with Hitchhikers, Batman etc this year, it's like the Eighties is invading our current time stream en masse. We must fight 'em!
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:05 / 13.10.05
Alas, you can always send them to this:

http://www.angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:08 / 13.10.05
All the really bad shit does seem to happen when I'm on holiday...
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
23:11 / 13.10.05
We can't let you leave again. Oh Urban Spirit Elemental, protect us!
 
 
Triplets
23:17 / 13.10.05
I'm off work for the next couple of days (and most of the rest of Red October) but went over-drawn by a couple hundred quid (never checked my bank balance in months) so my days off are going to be filled with much wandering, playing of the station 2 and meeting friends.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
23:17 / 13.10.05
Is there no bad shit happening right now in the world now that you are working, Stoat?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:28 / 13.10.05
Well no, that's not true because I've tricked it. It's like that episode of the Twilight Zone where the couple are a minute ahead of where they should be, and see all the people behind the scenes setting it up. Rick Astley clearly wasn't expecting me to be at work when he decided on the release date for his album.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:30 / 13.10.05
And my faith in Terry and June has crumbled with the knowledge that June Whitfield went to Thatcher's birthday party.

Stupid June Whitfield.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:16 / 14.10.05
Who?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:23 / 14.10.05
Sitcom actress from the 70s and 80s.
 
 
charrellz
02:20 / 14.10.05
For those of you at work, at least you're getting paid. I have to pay to do work. Stupid college. I show up for class, isn't that enough? Nooooo, I have to write papers and take mid-terms, too!

Now that that's out of the way...Hello, lateshifters!
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:32 / 14.10.05
Hi Charrellz
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:08 / 14.10.05
For those of you at work, at least you're getting paid. I have to pay to do work.

That happened to me too!

When the wall came down, Berlin caught the draft.

Eh, what I mean is: West-Germany had military service, but West-Berlin did not. So I did not need to go to the army. They changed that, when the wall came down.

Now, if you don´t want to join the army, you have to do something else, for example work in a hospital. I did that. Instead of my well paying job. I lost 14 months of my normal wage to that charity money I got for working in the hospital, on weekends and with nightshifts too!

I lost about 24.000 DM (about 8.000 £) in that time of forced labour. That was about 90 DM every day, that I payed (or just lost) for working there, instead of doing my real job.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:10 / 14.10.05
This is the Lateshift thread STE
 
 
Triplets
23:20 / 14.10.05
That sucks, Mist. Is there any kind of repayment scheme for wages lost or is it just a case of like it or lump it?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:43 / 14.10.05
Check me out.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:44 / 14.10.05
I tried, but the barcode scanner wasnt reading you.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:49 / 14.10.05
How are you, Keggaroo? I'll call you that if you want!

I'm sad for foolish and silly reasons that I absolutely will not divulge unless prodded in the most mild of ways.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:51 / 14.10.05
Well, if you really want to...

prod, prod.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:53 / 14.10.05
Why, I couldn't possibly tell you that I'm all bothered about... A GIRL.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:54 / 14.10.05
Sure you could.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:57 / 14.10.05
I couldn't possibly.

I'm not that barbe-topic, and never will be.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:59 / 14.10.05
as you wish
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:02 / 15.10.05
I'm so sad I kissed a girl last week when she was on a break with her boyfriend and now they're getting back together it might have been love LOVE LOVE oh noes I may never recover!

Ok, I'm done.

Phew!
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:05 / 15.10.05
Aw. That sucks. I was watching the nature shows and it seems that if you want to get a girl you have to look the guy straight in the eye and, rush at him and butt him with your head. If you win then its fate, if you dont then it was never meant to be.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:11 / 15.10.05
What if there're alligators? Alligators seem to fuck it up for everyone on those shows. Stupid alligators.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:12 / 15.10.05
Hey dont knock the alligators! The albinos take care of the hippopotamus problem thats been wrecking the sewers system.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:13 / 15.10.05
Alligators! That's my life, that is! Damned alligators.
 
  

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