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8===>Q: alyn
01:24 / 09.10.05
Yo, you remember a couple days ago when this thread was wicked funny? That was cool, yo.
 
 
grant
01:47 / 09.10.05



NOT A CESSPOOL
 
 
grant
01:50 / 09.10.05
"I saw a comment somewhere on barbelith.com that my blog is "harsh." It was clearly meant as a compliment, but, still, I feel so dirty." -- Caitlin Kiernan, 25 March 04

You wouldn't believe the weird shit that pops up when you put "barbelith" into Google Image.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:07 / 09.10.05
Try to remember, Qalyn.
 
 
doctorbeck
07:19 / 10.10.05
a wonderful microcosm of barbelith, grant morrison writes an ill thought out line of dialogue and 5 thousand fanboys argue about what He meant by it
could i start my own thread on the kabbalistic line on what he said or will this one do?

god i love this place.
 
 
Lord Morgue
08:45 / 10.10.05
WHY-WON'T-THIS-THREAD-DIE!?
 
 
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08:51 / 10.10.05
Wow. :O

I guess he didn't like the supermarkets own brand of Cat food?

Morgue, I think you've just made sure that this thread goes on a little longer.......
 
 
Ganesh
09:45 / 10.10.05
a wonderful microcosm of barbelith, grant morrison writes an ill thought out line of dialogue and 5 thousand fanboys argue about what He meant by it

And 5 million fanboys attempt (identical) wry rolley-eyes-smiley commentary on the whole affair, to establish their sexy above-it-allness.

god i love this place.

I'm sure it loves you right back.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
10:13 / 10.10.05
Yeah, it's pretty, uh, fanboyish to refer to Grant Morrison as "He", as in "what He meant", no?
 
 
Mistoffelees
10:40 / 10.10.05
You mean, because it´s a capital letter?

This He and that post mentioning the kabbalah made me think:

Many jews and kabbalists write G-d instead of God (so they don´t mention His name in vain?).

So maybe we could show GM that we know and respect His status as Comic Deity by refering to Him as G-t?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
10:44 / 10.10.05
Jesus wanking in front of a mirror. That's a comic deity.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
10:52 / 10.10.05
D00de, check out this email I just got from David Lapham:

Qalyn, just got off the phone with my bro-in-law. Sez u bin dating my niece for like 6 seeks?!? At first I ws like "hey that's weird she's so much younger than him" but then I flashed on that story u told me about some girl in Fresno u convinced to pull a train for a biker gang--ws that my niece, u fuckin psycho?!? OMG, if u r fuckin w my niece I'm gonna to have u arrested.

I mean, Jesus Christ, Barbelith, David Lapham's niece is over 18, and I didn't "convince" her to do anything--that girl is a stone freak. And what's with the AOL speak? David always seemed like such a smart guy.
 
 
JOY NO WRY
11:16 / 10.10.05
What does it mean to "pull a train"?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:22 / 10.10.05
What does it mean to "pull a train"?

That sounds like the title of a Head Shop thread.
 
 
toughest, fastest, fatest
11:53 / 10.10.05
lol! i think pulling a train is prison speak

if you read jimmy carr's autobiography he talks a lot about bumrape trains...
 
 
toughest, fastest, fatest
11:54 / 10.10.05
 
 
toughest, fastest, fatest
11:58 / 10.10.05
James Carr started fighting when he was very young, and never gave up. A child prodigy of crime in the streets of the L.A. ghettos and scourge of half a dozen boys' homes, his career in armed robbery was quickily cut short by arrest. In prison he fought harder than ever, and became one of the most notorious rebels in the seething California Penal System.

Linking up with George Jackson in Folsom, they led the notorious Wolf Pack, which quickly fought its way to a position of strength in the prison race war. Separated from George, Jimmy transformed himself from an openly rebellious con into a cunning thinker who manipulated the authorities and ultimately engineered his own release.

Carr relates the story of his life with a cold passion, powerfully illuminating the horrors of daily life on the streets and in prison--race riots, murders, rape, and corruption--from the standpoint of one who has overcome them.

"I've been struggling all my life to get beyond the choice of living on my knees or dying on my feet. It's time we lived on our feet."--from the text.

"Jimmy was the baddest motherfucker!"--George Jackson


it's well worth a read btw,i'm glad to see how well he's doing now...
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
14:27 / 10.10.05
On the Grant Morrison v's Haus issue...If GM wants to post on Barbelith he should go through the proper channels like the rest of us, i'm sure a number of posters would gladly put him forward. Using a third parties suit, friend or SO, is missuse of the board.

Grant Morrison STOP trolling Barbelith. Besides you should be busy getting on with writing those kids stories about magic, not surfing the net!

I think that in light of these events, the name of this board should be changed to Excelcior or Krypton or something like that!!

What d'ya reckon lith?
 
 
grant
15:26 / 10.10.05
It would have been so much worse had it been Stan Lee.

So very much worse.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:28 / 10.10.05
Yes. Stan Lee has a beard.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:30 / 10.10.05
Are you making sleazy and abusive comments about Stan Lee's-

oh.

A real beard. I see.
 
 
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18:10 / 10.10.05
Grant Morrison STOP trolling Barbelith.

He standed upto the Morrisey!

Besides you should be busy getting on with writing those kids stories about magic, not surfing the net!

What, like, without any type of break? Ever?

I think he's sent most of us a bit fucking mad. All he did was post once aswell. I'm a bit ashamed.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:19 / 10.10.05
So you should be, "not up to date with Seven Soldiers"-boy.
 
 
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18:27 / 10.10.05
You know, I've been thinking about that. I think it was the down to earth nature of the (or the more lifelike) characters in The Invisibles that did it for me. I don't think I can get into the superhero type stuff as much. :-(

I didn't even get through the JLA stuff, and only ended up getting 3 of them. Seaguy was a lot cooler than I expected though, and I liked The Filth quite a bit. I'm looking forward to Vimanarama aswell, which I might be getting tomorrow.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
18:45 / 10.10.05
Oh my God!

Apparently Haus called Stan Lee's wife a "stuck up old beard munching cow", he's staying at my house at the moment & is hassling me to use my Barbe account to have a pop at the Hauser. Obviously I'm telling him to sod off as I don't want to get stuck in the middle of it, but Stan is extremely persistent. He's trying to get me to agree that if I lose the next game of War Hammer that we're playing, he can go ahead and use my account!!

Haus could you please issue a formal apology to Stan Lee's wife, so I can get some peace? He's doing my head in here.

Please Help!!!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
22:04 / 10.10.05
Mr. Ford, you tell Stan Lee's wife to get on dese.
 
 
Ganesh
22:24 / 10.10.05
Seaguy was a lot cooler than I expected though

Chances are you're not schizophrenic, then.

Anything more to be said in this thread, or should we all leave it to drift downward now? Apart from the occasional thread-reviving comment about how crapulently worthless this thread is, obviously.
 
 
the Fool
23:20 / 10.10.05
this thread is crapulently worthless!!!

I feel so dirty for having read the whole thing... ooooh sooo duurtae...
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
00:15 / 11.10.05
I'll leave when I'm good and goddamn ready, Ganesh.
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:19 / 11.10.05
I feel so dirty for having read the whole thing... ooooh sooo duurtae...

How may I be of service?
 
 
Rage
08:51 / 11.10.05
Even Grant Morrison hates him?
 
 
Haus Of Pain
09:16 / 11.10.05
No he doesn't, but he thinks you're ACE, honest!!!
 
 
Rage
09:22 / 11.10.05
I really didn't mean to submit that reply. It was supposed to be a PM to Warren Ellis.
 
 
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09:36 / 11.10.05
Yeah, where's ELLIS? Stop lurking and post, damnit.
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
09:49 / 11.10.05
Warren, as he's known to his mates, believes very strongly in the policies of the WEF and will not post until a member has been sacrificially banned in his name.

Nominations please.
 
  

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