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agvvv
22:04 / 07.10.05
On to the more important stuff.. will there be candles?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:05 / 07.10.05
Or Stollen Hoat?

A Stoatie is for life, not just for Xmess!
 
 
h1ppychick
22:06 / 07.10.05
Well yes. The stollen was implied. Honestly, some people.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:06 / 07.10.05
Candles... where, exactly?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:07 / 07.10.05
The stollen was implied.

Or Stolen?
 
 
h1ppychick
22:08 / 07.10.05
Possibly purloined.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:08 / 07.10.05
There may be candles. We have to check with the Health and Safety people. Otherwise we'll have to make do with angry bees.
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:08 / 07.10.05
Hollen Stoat. Sounds like Christmas cake.

It does!
They´re called Stollen. I´d like some now, and it´s 01:10 at night...
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:09 / 07.10.05
Ah, purloined. I thought there was a touch of class about Stoatie's ransacking of the festive victuals.




It was Stoatie, wasn't it? Stoat? Was it yoo?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:10 / 07.10.05
Thai elephants are notoriously unable to carry a tune when they've been drinking, mind.
 
 
h1ppychick
22:10 / 07.10.05
No, they don't have enough holes for accurate fingering.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:11 / 07.10.05
Sorry, I don't have a link for this:

Dolphins sing 'Batman' theme
Jennifer Viegas
Discovery News

Monday, 3 October 2005
Scientists have taught dolphins to combine both rhythm and
vocalisations to produce music, resulting in an extremely high-
pitched, short version of the Batman theme song.

The findings, outlined in two studies, are the first time that
nonhuman mammals have demonstrated they can recognise rhythms and
reproduce them vocally.

"Humans are sensitive to rhythms embedded in sequences of sounds, but
we typically consider this skill to be part of processing for
language and music, cognitive domains that we consider to be uniquely
human," says Professor Heidi Harley, lead author of both studies.

"Clearly, aspects of those domains are available to other species."

The studies will be presented at the joint meeting of the Acoustical
Society of America and NOISE-CON 2005, which runs from 17 to 21
October in Minneapolis.

Learning to sing

Harley, who is associate professor of social sciences at the New
College of Florida in Sarasota, says that both studies tested
dolphins at Disney's Epcot Center in Florida.

The researchers first had an adult male bottlenose dolphin position
itself in front of an underwater sound projector, called a
hydrophone, that produced six different 14 kiloherz, 4 second rhythms.

The dolphin was rewarded for performing a certain behaviour to each
rhythm. For example, when rhythm 1 played, it waved its pectoral fin
and when rhythm 2 played, it tossed a ball.

The various rhythms were played at different frequencies and tempos
to ensure the dolphin was recognising rhythms instead of just
frequencies or sound durations.

Another adult male was trained to produce similar rhythms using a
pneumatic switch, essentially a small, air-filled ball connected to a
computer that then generated sounds whenever the dolphin pressed the
switch.

"The dolphin was reinforced for producing a specific rhythm to a
specific object," says Harley.

"For example, when we presented him with a Batman doll, he received a
fish for producing a specific rhythm, in this case, a short sound and
then a long one."

"If you recall the original Batman TV series musical intro you'll
probably remember the way they sang 'Bat-maaaaaaaan'," she adds.

The dolphin spontaneously vocalised to the rhythms, so the
researchers started to reward the male with fish whenever it matched
its 'singing' to the rhythms.

By the end of the studies, the scientists could show an object, such
as the Batman doll, which represented a certain rhythm-vocalisation
combo to the dolphin, and it would create the correct sounds both
vocally and using the switch.

Batmaaaaaaan

Gordon Bauer, associate professor of psychology at the New College of
Florida who did not work on the studies, says, "This is the first
report, to my knowledge, of a nonhuman mammal's ability to
discriminate rhythmic patterns."

But Bauer doubts that dolphins realise they are producing what people
consider 'music'.

"I think music is a human construct," he says. "I doubt that it has
pertinence to animals, although the elements of music, such as pitch,
time, timbre, rhythm, etc, may be incorporated into animal
communication."

Harley agrees, and hopes the everyday vocalisations of dolphins will
be analysed in terms of their rhythmic content.

In the near future, she and her team are planning to test the
dolphins on their ability to recognise recordings of their own
rhythms by having them associate their own sound creations with
identifying objects similar to the Batman doll.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:11 / 07.10.05
It's not so much the accuracy, it's the vigour.

And I'm remaining silent on the matter of the stolen Stollen. I've never felt so impugned. Well, not for a while, anyway.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:13 / 07.10.05
From where was the stolen Stollen stolen, Stoatie?
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:14 / 07.10.05
Thank Christ for Stollen!
 
 
h1ppychick
22:14 / 07.10.05
In the study, with the candlestick. And the elephant.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:15 / 07.10.05
Meph - is Germany always like Christmas every day? Or is it just the Liebekuchen?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:17 / 07.10.05
Sorry - Mist...!
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
22:20 / 07.10.05
Can the band have tanks full of singing dolphins too?
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:21 / 07.10.05
is Germany always like Christmas every day? Or is it just the Liebekuchen?

Thank Xenu, no it isn´t! Only Bavaria is infested with such nonsense! I only care for all those sweets.

Liebekuchen (nice)? You mean Lebkuchen, right?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:22 / 07.10.05
fear of muesli- don't be silly. Dolphin's can't drive tanks. They can have stealth bombers instead.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:22 / 07.10.05
I think they could have a whole armoured division of aquatic mammalia - with swanee whistles instead of guns in their turrets. Sweeping across the plains, spreading love and music instead of... erm, what was it? Ah yes. War. None of that. We want dolphins!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:24 / 07.10.05
Hurray up with that Stollen-style cake. It will get stale.

Don't stall the stale, stolen Stollen-style sponge.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:24 / 07.10.05
You mean Lebkuchen, right?

Nice gingery biscuits, best when covered in chocolate? Is that them? Yes. them!
 
 
h1ppychick
22:24 / 07.10.05
In a platonic way, of course.
 
 
agvvv
22:25 / 07.10.05
Platonic is soooo boring.
 
 
h1ppychick
22:25 / 07.10.05
woe for the delayed dolphin fondling, overtaken by the stollen of TIME.
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:26 / 07.10.05
I think they could have a whole armoured division of aquatic mammalia

Duh...
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
22:26 / 07.10.05
Thank Christ for trappist beer.

How's everyone?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:26 / 07.10.05
Let's be done with the dilly-dallying. Where is that dratted dolphin with the ginger-coated, chocolate flavoured stollen? And the candles... what do you mean, they've been stolen? From a Mark IV???
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
22:29 / 07.10.05
It'll be making an air drop from its stealth bomber any minute.
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:29 / 07.10.05
Hurray up with that Stollen-style cake. It will get stale.

I always buy them in august, while they´re still fresh.
 
 
h1ppychick
22:29 / 07.10.05
fresh fondant fancies, full of flavour.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:30 / 07.10.05
Not fair. I want Stollen now. And there isn't any in the vending machine. I know. I looked. Twice.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:36 / 07.10.05
Ach. I think I have to sleep, then fly. Enjoy the stollen. But don't pay for it!
 
  

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