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Shift me.. I feel dirty..

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Mourne Kransky

12:03 / 12.10.05

One of the many good things about going to Berlin for the weekend: instead of a mint on the pillow in the hotel room, they left us a packet of Gummi Bears.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:13 / 12.10.05

Xoc- remind me one day to tell you about how I ate the soap in a hotel in Prague cos I thought it was some sort of complimentary confectionery...

...actually, probably best if you didn't.

Mourne Kransky

19:42 / 12.10.05

You have my sympathy, Soapy Stoatie. In a hungover condition the other morning, I confused a lemon handsoap dispenser with the toothpaste pump next to it and began to brush my teeth with it. Having flashbacks to that taste, just thinking about it.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

19:46 / 12.10.05

Also just remembered... one time at Glastonbury I was THIS FUCKING CLOSE to getting a tripping Punji Steak to rub cheese spread over his arms instead of sunblock. Unfortunately his wife saw through my ruse and rescued him from his cheesy fate.

Liger Null

19:55 / 12.10.05

Hello. Anyone still shifting?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

20:01 / 12.10.05

Shift shiftery shift shiftery shift shit sheree
A 'lither's as shifty as shifty can be

Mourne Kransky

20:04 / 12.10.05

Good luck will rub off when
I post shifts with you
Or blow me you shifters
And that's shifty too

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

20:06 / 12.10.05

derderderderDERRderder... derderderderDERderder...

Mistoffelees

20:10 / 12.10.05

derderderderDERRderder... derderderderDERderder...

dasdasdasDASdas...daasdassdaßdasdas....

Saint Keggers

21:42 / 12.10.05

ooohkay

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

21:43 / 12.10.05

ho hit's an 'appy 'oliday wiv you, Keggers Pawpins!

Saint Keggers

21:45 / 12.10.05

an 'appy 'olliday? Wut's that ye say guvner? Its no 'olliday. No' a single 'olliday t' be found 'ere!

Saint Keggers

22:02 / 12.10.05

What? Was my accent that bad?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:04 / 12.10.05

Naahhhh, mate!

Saint Keggers

22:11 / 12.10.05

Good. I thought I was going to have to move to Cockney to improve my Dic Van Patten

Papess

22:50 / 12.10.05

Whoa. I am about to go to work and dance all night in 7 inch stillettos and I have not had an once of sleep since Monday night.

I want to cry.

People, if you care to..send me good wishes that tonight will be lucrative, but gentle on my mind and body. I don't think I can handle another "sparring session" with a customer tonight.

I hope those foot fetish guys come in tonight.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:53 / 12.10.05

Strix, all my good wishes are yours to call upon.

ditto

Keggers;

I saw you having a butchers at my trouble and strife in the rub-a-dub-dub, as she was making her way up the apples and pears...

I mean I can't let that go, can I? I... just... can't.

unheimlich manoeuvre

00:25 / 13.10.05

How's life treating everyone?

I've this image of Strix as a Pearly Queen. Cockney rabbit rabbit rabbit

Brigade du jour

00:39 / 13.10.05

You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's. Why don't you get it off your chest?

Hey everyone! I just got back from seeing Serenity, and you know what? It's the best film I've seen this year. Is it a fallow year, or do I just have weird standards? Help me, I'm caught in a criticism crisis!

unheimlich manoeuvre

00:45 / 13.10.05

Hi Brigade. I've got high expectations for Serenity (and Nightwatch) and I'm looking forward to it even more now. There's no problem with the suspension of disbelief, I love movies.

Brigade du jour

00:56 / 13.10.05

Couldn't agree more. Indeed, to the extent that I can't feel truly close to a person who doesn't.

Saint Keggers

01:02 / 13.10.05

hey folks, Im back! Went off to watch Lost.

"I saw you having a butchers at my trouble and strife in the rub-a-dub-dub, as she was making her way up the apples and pears..."

um...what?

Brigade du jour

01:06 / 13.10.05

I saw you looking at my wife while she was going upstairs. Not sure about the rub-a-dub-dub bit, though.

Saint Keggers

01:10 / 13.10.05

Weird this language.. really weird.

Spatula Clarke

01:22 / 13.10.05

I believe it may mean "the local tavern."

Brigade du jour

01:22 / 13.10.05

Ahh it's more like a dialect, or even a code. Evolving, I believe, among workin'-class (to rhyme with 'gas') ne'er-do-wells to avoid arousing the suspicions of the police in their nefarious activities, such as trying to sell cheaply-bought talking teddy bears to gullible market shoppers.

Saint Keggers

01:26 / 13.10.05

I really must need sleep, I just read "market shoppers" as "mullet sharpeners".

Char Aina

01:34 / 13.10.05

the latenessssss....
howsitgaun?

Brigade du jour

01:34 / 13.10.05

Funny you should mention mullets, I was trying to describe the greatest mullet I've ever seen to Stoatie and Tabitha Tickletooth last night but kept collapsing into a paroxysm of giggles and self-induced confusion. Plus a guy asking for a light interrupted me. It's HIS FAULT!

Hi Tox!

its late here.
i should be doing work, but i seem to be slipping into downloading shit instead.
check out firecracker magazine for most my current movie shopping list...
there are some great sounding films there; r-point and G.I. Samurai both taking my interest in particular.

Char Aina

02:05 / 13.10.05

my eye is also being drawn to 'pido nunmuldo eobshi', or 'no blood no tears', but that is almost certainly more to do with my having seen this title image firecracker made from a still:

Char Aina

02:30 / 13.10.05

...lost him to the asian cinema exravaganza, then.
anyone still here?
or is it just me and my sordid imaginationship with Jeon Do-yeon keeping this place warm?

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