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Shift me.. I feel dirty..

  
  

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The Return Of Rothkoid
02:30 / 06.10.05
Oooh. That would be pear-y nice indeed.

Man, I must be ill or something.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:00 / 06.10.05
I'm still awake. I just got distracted by, like, having to do some actual work. Can you imagine? It's a fuckin' liberty, that's what it is.
 
 
agvvv
20:21 / 06.10.05
Its late folks.. enjoying a joint soon.. how about you?
 
 
Saint Keggers
20:35 / 06.10.05
Hello. I've ben drinking since 12:01pm. I find when the house is empty so am I.

How ae you?
 
 
agvvv
20:39 / 06.10.05
I am good, I think. Playing starcraft, which is an excellent timekiller. Soon I will be wasted, and all will be good.. how are you?
 
 
Saint Keggers
20:41 / 06.10.05
Hehehe... I remember Starcraft, That was indeed a game that rocked!

I'm getting by. Neither good nor bad.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:43 / 06.10.05
Evening all. Just came in to work early, and I can't for the life of me remember why I did now.
 
 
Saint Keggers
20:45 / 06.10.05
W.O.R.K. = E.V.I.L.

Whay cant you remeber that? Why?
 
 
agvvv
20:47 / 06.10.05
Yes, very true Kegg.. and do we condone evil? NO, we DONT. I shall roll a spliff now.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:47 / 06.10.05
It's these injections they give us at the office... vitamins, they say. But they make my head go all fuzzy...
 
 
agvvv
20:49 / 06.10.05
Thats actually EVIL their injecting stoat, EVIL!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:55 / 06.10.05
eeeeevilllll...... I can feel it coarsing through my veins. Oh fuck, am I gonna have to get the little Chinese kid off Temple of Doom to hit me with some fire before this nightmare will end?
 
 
agvvv
20:57 / 06.10.05
No. You got to get high
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:07 / 06.10.05
My house smilles like fermenting pear love.


everything else in my life is set to Evil
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:05 / 06.10.05
We've got to get this shift going, kids... they're flirting with danger in an old, dangerously flirty one.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:06 / 06.10.05
I like danger.

Danger is my middle name.

Danger could be my middle name.

If it wasn't Cei.

But still.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
23:10 / 06.10.05
I like danger too. And evil.
 
 
Ariadne
23:11 / 06.10.05
Hello! Still in Boston, just in from a nice Indian meal - in a restaurant called Tantric. I kept wanting to snigger about it, about how they'd keep me waiting for ages, feeding me one chickpea at a time ...etc etc, but I managed not to. Eating alone is weird enough without sitting sniggering into my book and scaring the other diners.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:12 / 06.10.05
Tantric...

as Half Man Half Biscuit would say, "last Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shit".
 
 
Ariadne
23:15 / 06.10.05
Should have had tantric chickpeas, then.

Ooh, and the woman at the next table was trying to persuade her friend that Intelligent Design makes sense.

And I passed a street called 'Park Plaice'.

It's been an entertaining evening.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
23:25 / 06.10.05
I went to a delicious Lebanese restaurant, and then my roommate's parents bought me several pints at a pub... no street names quite so cool as that. Still. It's been a good night.

Did the woman succeed? Did she come close? Did her friend merely roll her eyes and pretend to listen?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:26 / 06.10.05
Bah. Everyone's got/had nice food and booze. No fair.
 
 
Ariadne
23:30 / 06.10.05
I'm glad to say her friend was having none of it! I was only listening, while pretending to read - I didn't like to look over, so I don't know about eye rolling, but she was very dry and unconvinced. Hurray for that.

Oh, another strange thing - I've twice ended up speaking french today - people coming up and asking me things and me answering and then thinking, hang on, I'm not in France! Is there a major French/ Bostonian thingummy on, I wonder?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:34 / 06.10.05
I'm on my last beer! It is sad.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:42 / 06.10.05
Can't you get more beer?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:45 / 06.10.05
It's late!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:47 / 06.10.05
Wot no 24-hour offie?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:47 / 06.10.05
Not around Leicester town...

Sad times.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
23:50 / 06.10.05
Woah, there are 24-hour beer-selling establishments in the UK? I thought everything stopped at 11 other than super-trendy dance clubs with exorbitant cover charges.


This changes everything/
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:51 / 06.10.05
Hackney never sleeps.
 
 
Triplets
23:54 / 06.10.05
Guys, I'm back in from beer and pizza and pool. And two friends arguing about the relative merits of a Bugati (which is really fast) vs a Ferarri (which is not so fast, but really stylish) for about eight bajillion hours.

I know nothing about cars!

How's everyone?
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
00:05 / 07.10.05
I've always been puzzled by other guys' obsessions with cars. I mean, it's a thing that gets you places. Why bother with all the extra stuff so long as it gets you from point A to point B?

There were all these ridiculous people at my high school with wooden spoilers or hydraulics or rims on totally shitty cars. It never made any sense to me. Then again, I didn't know what rims even were until I was about 17.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:06 / 07.10.05
Hi guys (and gals).
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:06 / 07.10.05
Aren't they rude?

I know fuck all about cars, except that they all have the engine in the wrong end except the old Beetles, which are the only cars that aren't poo. I miss mine. Even though it didn't work properly.
 
 
Triplets
00:11 / 07.10.05
I just sat there (we were in one of the aforementioned friend's house) with my mobile set to record the madness. If I can ge a USB cable I'll upload them. They're lateshift comedy gold.

These guys have been car geeks since they were in highschool. They're only 21 now and have spent about 10-12 grand each on cars already. Like, stop guys.

Apparently they got into an argument over the Bugati which goes blah blah 2.5 seconds to 60 fishcakes, but costs about 850,000 and shut up shut up shut up I don't care!

I'm sat here with some ibuprofen, a cup of tea, a banana and some hobnobs. Hobnobs are good.
 
  

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