Laft shite

01:20 / 09.09.05

Marvellous mages, much more merit than manky moths. Motherfuckers.

alas

01:22 / 09.09.05

It is. Luckily the significant other in the house, Grendel's Mother, was the one who had the floating moth. Of course, I'd been eating my cereal with yogurt, lately, so would I know if I had munched moth maggots? A most mind-muddling, miserable memory!

01:25 / 09.09.05

Thanks all

01:30 / 09.09.05

Oh Keggers. You should have said "merci"!

01:31 / 09.09.05

merde!

alas

01:39 / 09.09.05

Meathead.

01:40 / 09.09.05

What linguistic limes have I let loose on this lateshift, lo I lament.

alas

01:47 / 09.09.05

Troubled Triplets? Try trusting time; this twisted, tortured thought translation, too, 'twill ...

pass.

01:54 / 09.09.05

totally!

alas

01:57 / 09.09.05

Ahh! Just finished the dishes, and am drinkin' whiskey. Lurvely!

alas

01:59 / 09.09.05

Bye the bye, now that we've gotten all that alliteration out of our systems, maybe we should move on to assonance? Do you blanche, perchance?

02:02 / 09.09.05

*nonchalance*

02:06 / 09.09.05

Assonance is asinine, assholes.

02:08 / 09.09.05

Ack! I'm too tired and brain dead to participate in your word games!

I'm not feeling particularly witty or focused at the moment.

Heh. Brain dead. I just recently posted on the Walk like a Zombie thread - about brain recipes, no less!

So what are you all up to at the moment? Besides thinking up witty word games and responses, that is.

02:12 / 09.09.05

I've been reading newspapers, trying to make my summaries of boring news stories more interesting by pretending to be a Victorian gentleman and using phrases like "no small amount of perturbation" when simply "viewers are upset" would do... and playing Urban Dead. And listening to Spiritualized. Although I'm starting to feel tired and may need to put on some METAL to wake myself up a bit.

02:16 / 09.09.05

I always put on the Iron Maiden to keep me awake.

alas

02:19 / 09.09.05

I am just finishing up some emails--one all business, "in response to your query, the Butler entry, page 55 of the Holt chapter, should include page references '122-124'" etc. But another one was kinda juicy...

02:21 / 09.09.05

"in response to your query, the Butler entry, page 55 of the Holt chapter,"
In my heart I just know that sentence continues with... "of the Necronomicon!"

02:23 / 09.09.05

Hey Stoatie, do you know if "press-cutter" has a different title in North America? A friend of mine recently graduated from Uni with a degree in Creative Writing. I'm thinking that a press cutting job would be right up his alley. I've already googled for press cutter jobs in Canada, but haven't been able to find any.

02:29 / 09.09.05

I've no idea... they sometimes call it "media monitoring"...

02:31 / 09.09.05

It's called "print shearing" too

02:34 / 09.09.05

Thanks, Stoats.

Aargh, it's September and I just got a bunch of mosquito bites on my legs and arms. I made the mistake of stepping into the back yard in t-shirt and shorts last night while letting the dog go for a wee. Now I'm covered in bug bites! Mosquitoes are worse than moths. Blasted creatures.

alas

02:35 / 09.09.05

"media monitoring"?

Always alliterating! Addictive, ain't it? Ah! Attention! Assonance!

I will go to bed and stop proposing these mind-mangling word games before all this brain energy attracts still more Zombies, And The 'Lithers Who Love Them.

Nighty-night, naughty night-writers.

02:36 / 09.09.05

Yes the are. Ddamn Quebec mosquitos! Although Blackflies are much worse

02:39 / 09.09.05

Aloha Alas! Asta la manana.

02:39 / 09.09.05

I'm of to bed, to rest my head, which feels weighty, which feels dead.

02:40 / 09.09.05

Well at least the zombies wont eat it. G'night Triplets

02:40 / 09.09.05

'night, alas.

Just out of curiosity, would any of you actually eat brains?

02:43 / 09.09.05

'night, triplets.

Hey Keg, to my knowledge, I've never been biten by a blackfly. What's the bite like? Like a bee sting?

02:45 / 09.09.05

they're not bad..they just itch like a millions times worse.

Pooks, we talking animal or human?

02:50 / 09.09.05

Animal.

02:50 / 09.09.05

I'm a vegetarian, so no. If I wasn't, though, I'd give 'em a try.

02:52 / 09.09.05

Yeah, I'd give 'em a try. Dinner, next barbmeet?

02:58 / 09.09.05

Sure, shouldn't be too difficult to find a french restaurant that serves brains in Montreal.

Stoats, if you don't mind me asking, are you a vegetarian because you're a firm believer in animal rights? Or do you not like the taste of meat?