Ice cream and monkeys and theft, oh my... it's the LATE SHIFT!!!

Keggers, I just told your joke to a friend of mine who works in the same office.

He told me to run, then he started throwing things.

How did they find a man that small?
They put him in a giant testicle sack and poured ice water all over?

Tryphena Absent

Now that's a Big Cat. (Lovely kittens as well). I remember reading on the web somewhere about how these tiny horses (size of a labrador) had been bred and were becoming a fast selling pet in the US. Don't know if it was fake (*searches Google*..."Where's the source, damnit!"), but it was, well, a little creepy. Mind you, imagine breeding a tiny pet dinasour/dragon like Lockhead.. That would be a cool companion.

01:31 / 29.07.05

Fuck yeah! I want a Lockheed!

01:31 / 29.07.05

I want a mini giraffe.

01:33 / 29.07.05

Wouldn't mind a Soul Sword either. Jack, you read this yet?

01:33 / 29.07.05

Lateshift. I love you. For reasons self-evident.

I've been told that ferrets would suit me, but I always thought that a domesticated squirrel would be the most amazingist pet ever.

01:35 / 29.07.05

I love Giraffes. I went to London Zoo last year (still have mixed feelings about that) with my mate's three year old daughter, and SHE had to pull ME away from the Giraffe House!
They are soooo elegant.

01:35 / 29.07.05

Ferrets might suit you but you'd most likely have better luck with a tailor.

01:36 / 29.07.05

Careful paranoidwriter. When the suits start messing with your personality it's slowly killing the "real" you.

01:36 / 29.07.05

No, you misunderstand, Keggers.

My tailor is also a taxidermist.

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01:36 / 29.07.05

I want a french bulldog. I'd name it Barbelith.

01:37 / 29.07.05

Ferrets are good, but you have to make sure you have the right trousers.

lekvar

01:37 / 29.07.05

Meludreen, may I introduce to you the sugar glider?

Pay no attention to the demonic, posessed eyes.

01:37 / 29.07.05

"Ah from Armani's Road Kill collection"

01:38 / 29.07.05

I'm fighting it Jack, I swear. But - the - damn - thing - is - so - powerful!.... If - I - could - just - reach - my - sword.....

01:38 / 29.07.05

Nina's cat is lovely. But surely zhe is capable of being more evil than that.

Unless... Doe zhe have contacts on the other end of that phone line?

01:38 / 29.07.05

Im going to get wine. Its what I do.

01:40 / 29.07.05

Have to go to work now. SHould have a day or two more of internet connection before I head to the great unknown. Night night everyone.

01:40 / 29.07.05

Night Jack.

"Be careful out there." (Hill Street Blues)

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Enjoy work Jack.

Embrace the unknown. It has more mouldable potential than the known.

Night, Jack. Good luck with work.

Night Jack, keep your stick on the ice.

lekvar

Good night, Jack. Poo, no more kitties, then?