I seem to have skipped the whole "drunk" portion of the drinking.
Surely the Barefoot Doctor has a cure for that?
"Bend over twice whilst drinking guarana extract from a super-lager can gifted by a friendly street-urchin. Intone the loving name of Pam Ayers whilst exhaling and tickling your prostate with a gnarled root. This decreases liver energy whilst simultaneously making you bleed internally"
hey all. Dunno how long I'm here for. But damn those dolls, I heard them calling me with their siren song, and here I am. Quick, someone tie me to the mast.
