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grant
21:32 / 07.07.05
That's possibly the most appropriate response to anything I've ever read.
 
 
grant
21:33 / 07.07.05
That'd be the tea, although taking a day off would also be fairly appropriate, too.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:39 / 07.07.05
according to the Beeb's website the Metropolitan Police have said for everyone in Londodn to really consider whether they HAVE to go into work tomorrow

Barbelith London, let's all go to the pub tomorrow.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:40 / 07.07.05
I'm on holiday anyway. (Mind you, bad shit ALWAYS seems to happen when I take time off work, so I can't help but feel this is partially my fault...)

Hmm.

Just spent the evening with a friend of mine, who came over to use the phone so she could call her parents in New Zealand to tell them she was okay. THEN found out they hadn't heard from a bunch of (fairly distant) cousins who MAY have been in London today. So... we went to the pub. She kept freaking out about how these were people she'd known "since they were kids" and stuff, I kept saying "look, nobody can call anybody, and, to be honest, it may not have occurred to them to call home anyway".

So, I leave the pub, and am all like "look, you can call your folks from my place again, just check it out, I'm sure they're okay". She's on the phone to her dad, and it turns out she doesn't actually know what any of their names are, or which auntie she was worrying about for not having been able to get in touch with her kids.

Turns out they were all fine. Whatever their names may have been. Or whether, indeed, she'd actually met any of them. Ever.

God, does that sound bitchy? Well, I guess it's an inappropriate response...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:45 / 07.07.05
Oh, and my OTHER favourite inappropriate response to today... one which made my chest swell with pride for all us 'lithers, was when Ganesh, over on TMO, while the discussion was being all "British response to hardship"-kind of stuff, said something along the lines of "over on Barbelith, they're all worrying about whether they can get to the pub". And he SPOKE THE TRUTH.

I've never *hearted* this place (or indeed Ganesh) so much ever before. What's the bulletin board equivalent of patriotism? Cos I'm worried I may be an online McVeigh in the making...
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
22:01 / 07.07.05
Barbelith London, let's all go to the pub tomorrow.

I'm up for it. Although someone's going to have to buy me a Guiness (or two?) as I'm skinter than usual (which is saying something). Let me know?.....
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
22:03 / 07.07.05
Hey Stoatie! You pissed? That the third time you've posted that now. I know it's been a weird day, but......
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:06 / 07.07.05
paranoidwriter: the voice of your conscience.

That Brian Paddick's a shag, isn't he?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:14 / 07.07.05
I think I want to marry him. You can use him for sex, tho'.

My inescapable inappropriate response, since midafternoon (when people on here and elsewhere have been talking about going to the pub) has been to have lines from Shaun of the Dead running through my head.

We're going to the Winchester etc...
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
22:27 / 07.07.05
How about this for inappropriate: earlier I was really happy because Romily Weeks (even her name is attractive) was on my screen for longer than usual. It's her bone structure, it renders me all wibbly-wobbly.

Also, I keep saying to people: "How can you drink on a day like today?", or "How can you leave the pub on a day like today?" or "How can you sneeze on a day like today?" etc. I gotta stop, soon.

It all reminds of 9/11, when my mate (the "darkest" person I have ever known) turned to me and said:

"Planes don't just hit buildings for no reason. I dunno about you, but I reckon there's something funny going on......"
 
 
Chiropteran
02:52 / 08.07.05
[First, as I delurk briefly, I'd like to say how happy I am that the London 'lithers are alright, as are my non-'lith London friends...]

As a point of extremely minor interest, I think it's worth noting the current headlines on "Today on MSN":

TODAY ON MSN

* London witness: 'Back of the bus was missing'
* Top 10 island getaways
* 4 signs she's into you
* How to watch TV anywhere you want

I suppose it's just MSN.com's way of coping. :|
 
 
netbanshee
03:34 / 08.07.05
I'm picturing a slam on Bush, big picture, one-word headline: "Bastard!"

Might be a bit too crass.


Grant... you're almost a bit scary at times...

 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
03:59 / 08.07.05
Woah.
 
 
Morpheus
05:28 / 08.07.05
sweet.. 777 while the first hurricane hits Haiti and Guantanamo ...How many bombs???
Edgware Road
King’s Cross
Liverpool Street
Russell Square
Aldgate East
Moorgate
Tavistock Square
7
the G8 is a great thing now isn't it.
What happens next is going to be biblical. The 8th crusade does it's dance.
Are we going to kill another 100,000 civilians this time in the name of Freedom?
Bush and Blair. These guys are really good.
 
 
*
05:54 / 08.07.05
Thanks ever so much, Morphie, for posting on this thread. The responses on here were getting just too appropriate, and you saved us from drifting off topic. Again, well done.

Psst... There's one of three. (Two, if you count the volunteer.)
 
 
Morpheus
06:29 / 08.07.05
Pstt ...you snore. and you lost me...thank you for that.
 
 
Morpheus
06:33 / 08.07.05
wait...is this the Barbulish underground...how did I get here again.
 
 
Benny the Ball
07:01 / 08.07.05
When one of the sniffer dogs was shown on television yesterday, a black labrador, both me and my housemate looked at each other and laughed, saying in unison 'oh no, they got Blunkett'.
 
 
lord nuneaton savage
07:12 / 08.07.05
I spent most of the day pondering on my innapropriate DVD rental choices of the night before.

Being "Team America" and "Final Destination".

*sniff* "If I'd gone for "Cinema Paradiso" would they still be alive?" *sniff*
 
 
Jub
07:40 / 08.07.05
I can't any information on the tfl website about how to get a refund for yesterdays travel - I mean - I had to walk home!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:47 / 08.07.05
I found myself thinking yesterday evening "Hang on... if you're the secret council of etc, why are you posting on a message board?"
 
 
Jack Vincennes
08:03 / 08.07.05
I thought, 'Are they going to tell them on Big Bother' -which I don't think is wildly inappropriate given that the members of the BB house are HUMAN BEINGS TOO -but after that I thought, if they do the first thing Craig will say will be 'I knew this would happen if I went into the Big Brother house! Bad things always happen to me!'
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
08:06 / 08.07.05
"Make no mistake Britain will almost certainly have to sacrifice some of our ancient legal rights if we wish to protect our citizens."

...the Daily Telegraph being Clarke's 'yes' men this morning.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:08 / 08.07.05
Teeth grinding to hear Sir Ian Blair refer to us as Team London. Rrrrrrgh!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:13 / 08.07.05
I don't think this is particularly inappropriate (what a strange thing to apologise for!), but this seemed the best place to put it...

We're going to take care of the lives you ruined. And then we're going to work. And we're going down the pub.
 
 
Sax
09:21 / 08.07.05
That's probably the most sensible thing I've read in the past 24 hours.
 
 
Jub
09:21 / 08.07.05
I'm a little bit pissed off that most of my mates didn't have to come to work and I did.
 
 
Sax
09:21 / 08.07.05
Present company excepted.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
09:28 / 08.07.05
Last night, on my way home, mixed in among the numerous police and emergency services people going about their business outside charing cross station, I saw two guys in flourescent orange flak jackets looking like paramedics, expect on the back of their jackets was printed: "Church of Scientology Emergency Ministers"...

No shit.

That gets more innapropriate the more you think about it.
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
09:38 / 08.07.05
A friend of mine was staying over because he didn't fancy driving into London last night, he pointed out that there's nothing like a good bombing to bring the people of London together.

Do you think Dianetics helped?
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
09:41 / 08.07.05
Church of Scientology Emergency Ministers"...

What the?! Holy F**K!

Is that like: "Well, religion helped get us into this mess, so...."

Do you think they have their own emergency vehicles and what-not? It's quite scary to think of them waiting somewhere, their yellow jackets hanging on a peg, ready to respond at a moment's notice to any pseudo-religious emergency. Imagine dialling 999 and asking for the fourth emergency service: "Yes, Scientology Ministry please.....Yes, hello, it's my soul, it's been stolen by big kids with sawn-off crucifixes..."

(BTW, maybe you should add this info' to Jack Denfield's Scientology thread in Temple?)
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:43 / 08.07.05
That's disgusting.
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
09:46 / 08.07.05
Would it be more or less disgusting had they been from a more mainstream religion?
 
 
Triplets
09:47 / 08.07.05
Says the wiccan.

At least they were out helping (in their own particular way, obv)
 
 
Ganesh
09:48 / 08.07.05
It might've been less disgusting in an organisation less known for its targetting of the psychologically vulnerable.
 
  

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