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grant
13:51 / 07.07.05

So, uh, as an American, I'd like to say that if you guys decide to invade Iceland to pay those Bjork-heads back for this, we've got your back.
 
 
Punji Steak
14:19 / 07.07.05
Iceland? I thought it was the French.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
14:27 / 07.07.05
My temporary boss suggested it was Chirac, miffed at the Olympic decision ...
 
 
Ganesh
14:27 / 07.07.05
I think the "tt, bloody French" response was not atypical.
 
 
w1rebaby
14:31 / 07.07.05
Earlier on I said "and I bet they bunked the bloody fare as well".
 
 
Spaniel
14:35 / 07.07.05
Well, after a slew of phone calls from friends and family to check whether I was okay, Pap rang to ask what comics are coming out.

Priorities.
 
 
Quantum
14:40 / 07.07.05
I asked for an insensitive post deleted, ta for this thread!

remember in Monty Python's 'Meaning of Life'? The zulu war scene with the redcoat oficers surrounded by carnage? That's what I keep thinking of..
'I say, we seem to be the object of terror attack. Isn't that an enraged subject of the commonwealth with a bomb? Do be a good chap and tell 'em it would never have happened under the Empire, and to bugger off and harass those Yanks. They'd be on terrifying alert Mauve by now, bally colonials have no spine...'
 
 
Sax
14:40 / 07.07.05
I'll be you Londoners will be having a right good Cockney knees up tonight, eh? Jellied eels, Bombardier beer, a lascivious old Pearly Queen pushing his throbbing groin into your arses in a packed pub, whispering in your ear with his minty breath, telling you how good it is to be alive?
 
 
Whisky Priestess
14:44 / 07.07.05
A girl can dream ...
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
14:46 / 07.07.05
AAHH Boboss, good old Paps such a caring selfless soul!!
 
 
w1rebaby
14:51 / 07.07.05
Stoatie PMs to say...

I've hit my posting limit, and I just HAVE to say in the "inappropriate responses" thread that my first response was "fuck! what a bad morning I'm having! I'm having a fucking root canal, and the dentist's receptionist runs in to tell us that people are blowing shit up! There goes MY Thursday..."
 
 
grant
14:52 / 07.07.05
Iceland? I thought it was the French.

I understand Iceland's dictatorial regime has engaged in close talks with French representatives. They've had a long relationship, actually.
 
 
rizla mission
14:54 / 07.07.05
fleetingly considered and swiftly rejected comedic response when somebody brought up the possible 7/7/7 thing earlier today;

"holy shit, it's Aliester Crowley!"
 
 
w1rebaby
14:56 / 07.07.05
That one was cruelly punctured when it turned out to only be four bombs, though, wasn't it?

...or is there some deeper meaning to 4 7 7? How can you get 23 out of it?
 
 
Loomis
15:00 / 07.07.05
Well at least there won't be any of that 9/11 vs 11/9 confusion this time.
 
 
Sekhmet
15:01 / 07.07.05
Add '05 for the year.
 
 
*
15:01 / 07.07.05
Well, if this were the old server, it'd have crashed, and then I'd really have been in a state of panic.
 
 
Sax
15:02 / 07.07.05
What's really upsetting me at the moment is that I put a totally misplaced apostrophe in the very first post on the thread.

It would be wrong to mod it, though, I think.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
15:05 / 07.07.05
Conversation with my father, on the phone this afternoon;

'So who d'you think is responsible then son ?'

'Um, I don't know, Al-Quaeda ?'

'Hm. D'you not think it's something to do with those G8 protesters ?'

'I'm not sure if it's really their style...'

You've got to love him really.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:08 / 07.07.05
"holy shit, it's Aliester Crowley!"

Glad I'm not the only one who thought something like that.
 
 
William Sack
15:12 / 07.07.05
I have to confess to hoping, at one point, that 7/7 didn't become our 9/11 because it's my birthday.
 
 
Sax
15:12 / 07.07.05
Happy birthday!
 
 
Triplets
15:25 / 07.07.05
Happy Bombday!
 
 
Triplets
15:28 / 07.07.05
Have to say, me and my workmate did argue for a while about how much of a pay rise you'd ask for if you were a London bus driver.

She: Points wise, driving a (possibly) exploding bus should be netting you a few extra grand
Me: Especially if you catch the shrapnel power-up in the bonus round
 
 
Benny the Ball
17:20 / 07.07.05
Not really inappeopriate, but I did smile that Haus was the only one setting up a thread on the correct board about this.
 
 
grant
17:46 / 07.07.05
Any thoughts as to what tomorrow's Mirror front page will be?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:54 / 07.07.05
That's a tricky one. Obviously the Star will speculate on the size of the bombers' tits...
 
 
grant
17:56 / 07.07.05
I'm picturing a slam on Bush, big picture, one-word headline: "Bastard!"

Might be a bit too crass.
 
 
Warewullf
18:00 / 07.07.05
Something like "Johnny Foreigner Will Never Crush our Spirit" on a Union Jack background.

With a Bulldog.

And maybe a pic of Saddam in his underwear again. Just because
 
 
grant
18:02 / 07.07.05
Bulldog for sure, yes.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
18:04 / 07.07.05
I was just in the pub and Tony Blair came on the big screen. I said (carefully phrased):

"He's one of the people with blood on his hands".

To which, one young lady in my company went ballistic and accused me of being two-dimensional ("IT'S NOT ALL BLACK AND WHITE!; etc), and despite me being REALLY calm and nicely explaining she'd got me wrong, the lady in question and her sister continued to address me as though I was one of the bombers. They were even arguing against me when I was nodding and agreeing with them. When (with a soft tone and huge nice smile) I asked what I 'd done to warrent such an attack, one of the sisters (who I fancied, which made things double-horrible), got teary-eyed and said:

"I missed that bloody tube. It could have been me"

I hate to type this, but emotions are bubbling and it's bloody fascinating.

One love.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
18:08 / 07.07.05
Off to the pub again now to watch and listen. I feel like a filthy journalist, but what the hey: "It's my way of coping."

One love.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
19:43 / 07.07.05
I can't imagine that Blair & Co will ignore this opportunity to try to force through ID cards. Which is the most fucking innapropriate response of the lot, really.
 
 
Scrubb is on a downward spiral
21:19 / 07.07.05
Not sure if this is inappropriate or just comedy, but a there's a discussion about the role of a nice cup of tea (and short animations) in all of this, which made me smile.
 
 
adamswish
21:29 / 07.07.05
talking of Blair did he have to choose today and THAT speech to try his new William Shatner impression out*

(*ok so I've blantly ripped off someone else's comment, but I've been a concerned northerner for most of the day and feel I can let off some steam now)

Oh and according to the Beeb's website the Metropolitan Police have said for everyone in Londodn to really consider whether they HAVE to go into work tomorrow. So I guess that's a three day weekend for you guys then...
 
  

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