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paranoidwriter waves hello

01:52 / 24.07.05

Yeah, but the air-fare out's going up, so.... I'm f**king trapped, I swear.

Cat Chant

08:54 / 27.07.05

Quantum wrote here:

In a parallel world right now we are all discussing the tragic deaths of the commuters and why the armed police didn't take down the suicide bomber they were chasing sooner.

In a parallel world right now we are all discussing the tragic minor electrical repairs which were carried out by Jean Charles de Menezes and why the armed police didn't take down the electrician they were chasing sooner.

(Sorry, Quantum, not having a go at you and I totally knew what you meant. I just couldn't help rewriting it in the light of the new information...)

Also, how inappropriate is it, given that I have an estate agent coming round to value my house in a minute, to wonder how much the existence of an "Al-Qaeda Bomb Factory" ((C)(TM) The Sun (etc)) on the doorstep will affect property prices?

Char Aina

09:00 / 27.07.05

or as my mate mike put it

In a parallel world right now we are all discussing the tragic deaths of the commuters and why the armed police didn't know that the train in question was an evil decpticon until it transformed, crushing 350 people.

likewise, i get your point q.
i do feel it bears pointing out that parralel universes can contain all sorts of things.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

10:43 / 27.07.05

Cat Chant

10:46 / 27.07.05

Flowers, that's genius! What is it? Where did you get it? (I really want it to be a real notice, but it can't be, can it?)

Sax

11:03 / 27.07.05

Now, if it had been signed "The Mgt" that would have been total class.

Quantum

11:03 / 27.07.05

In a parallel world right now we are all discussing the tragic deaths of the Man Utd. soccer team in Munich in 1958 and why armed police didn't execute German electricians in order to prevent it, bastards

Yeah, after he turned out to be an electrician and not a bomber I felt a bit bad.

In various RPGs I used to run the London Underground was always a den of evil infested with dark creatures, and a catchphrase was 'Never travel on the Underground'. Seems innapropriate but somehow apt. as it's now a personal rule.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

11:37 / 27.07.05

And they want to build one of the fucking things under Hackney? Never, I say. Never. We've already got all the places you could feasibly want to be shot right here, at street level.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

13:58 / 28.07.05

Can't help you Deva, I'm just passing on the link someone gave me, and I'm putting it here because I can't guarentee it's providence (LGF have also posted it and claim it's genuine, but they're a bunch of crazy people, so their claims that it's genuine should also be disregarded). Of course, a la Banksy anyone could do this if they had a marker pen...

Pingle!Pop

05:06 / 29.03.06

The guy spray-painted NOW on the pavement outside before going postal... (Zombie party shooting thread in Switchboard).

OMG it's teh FEMINAZI CONSPIRACY!!1!11

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:55 / 10.08.06

All these new security regulations on airlines in the wake of the "thwarted atrocity"... what I want to know is, can I still take snakes on a plane?

Happy Dave Has Left

23:20 / 10.08.06

Snakes yes.

Bottle of water or other liquid? No. Samuel says so:

imaginary mice

07:01 / 11.08.06

Brilliant.

And books are banned as well. If I had to spend eight hours on a plane without any reading materials and being forced to watch mind numbing Hollywood movies I would want to blow myself up.

ONLY NICE THINGS

07:49 / 11.08.06

But without liquids, if one has a thirst how can one slake on a plane?

trouble at bill

16:51 / 11.08.06

Statement From BA

Millions are now facing travel misery with hundreds still stranded at major airports, and the chaos looks set to continue for some time to come. Moreover, the situation is being exacerbated by rumour, misinformation, confusion and fear relating to transatlantic air travel, and the fact that accessing the relevant airline/airport websites is almost impossible due to the heavy traffic. In this regard, BA recently issued a statement to the public which may be taken as definitive clarification of the situation:

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PLS FORWARD - STATEMENT ISSUED BY BA, 1600 GMT HRS, 11.08.06:
"I ain't gittin' on no plane, fool!"
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Dead Megatron

18:53 / 11.08.06

Check out the latest WonderMark comic strip:

"Also, they have installed moles at the x-ray machines who foil imperialism by working reeeeally slowly

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