Pickled herring? People actually eat that? I thought they just had it in the store to hold space until real food was invented to fill that part of the shelf.
But then again, I eat Circus Peanuts and all of my friends tell me it's not food.
Well, if I can't have any pickled herring or red herrings or herringbone tweed, I'm going to bed. This orange couch is hurting my eyes and my yass. Good night, me luvvies. Drink a toast to me if you ever find the coffee table. The one in front of me has a bunch of fake flowers on it in a kind of bowl thingy. But No Whisky! None! Alas!
Is there anyone still alive out there, as The Police might once have said ? The bastards ? 10 minutes, and then I really have to get on with, like, er... Gah !
Peeps are the greatest thing ever! Well, maybe not better than kittens and sex, but still, they are fun. I don't know if I like them so much or if I just like watching people get grossed out when I eat them.
