Liger starts a Lateshift

22:56 / 26.05.05

Got pie?

Bed Head

23:06 / 26.05.05

No pie here. But I have a hot drink and I’m wearing a cardigan and listening to the Indigo Girls. I’m in some kind of exceedingly comfortable zone right now. It’s a bit like a TAZ but with cushions and stuff.

Just wanted to provide a little contrast after your Angels Of Light shenanigans, is all. Hi!

23:13 / 26.05.05

Hallooo! Shenanigans is what it was. Fuck me, that was one intense bastard of a gig.

Oh, shameless self-pimping ahoy, but I have an amusing cautionary tale for you all...

Bed Head

23:32 / 26.05.05

Ha ha ha!

I mean, eek. Poor you, that sounds a bit awful.

23:40 / 26.05.05

Somebody talk, damnit! You know, I despise the spelling of that, whichever it is. I am too tired and under the influence.

Take me home, ma.

23:50 / 26.05.05

I'm talking. You just can't hear me, because I'm sat at home in front of my PC. (Yes, I know the joke would have worked better if I hadn't actually typed that and just said it, but then you wouldn't have heard/read it, and... AAAAAAHHHHHHH MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!)

Question... as regards entertainment (I'm probably not gonna sleep for a couple of hours) do I play games while I drink beer, or do I watch House Of 1000 Corpses while I drink beer? (Either way, I can check the lith. I'm just worried about the games thing cos I'm getting well back into SW:Battlefront, and I'm scared I'll fall so far down the pit of Star Wars geekery that I may never truly recover).

23:58 / 26.05.05

I've not been unlucky enough to be that addicted to a game recently. Although last month I pretty much got high and played "Shadow Hearts: Covenant" every night for a week.

Go with the film if you're feeling passive, I suppose. Stop in the middle for a glass of water and long think. Then cry a bit.

Or not. Actually, don't. I hate being up so late and feeling hyper right before I really ought to sleep for work tomorrow.

No! Watch the film, drink beer, then play the game.

Um... nah.

Not much help, am I? Sigh.

00:05 / 27.05.05

Actually, I've decided to be EVEN LESS CULTURED than watching Rob Zombie's magnificent octopus. I seem to recall picking up a Steve-O video in Woolie's for three quid the other day... that'll do. (Angels Of Light... Steve-O... I can literally go from the sublime to the ridiculous. With beer and Barbelith. Then sleep. Don't wanna be up too late, y'know... tomorrow's payday! And that's an important day to miss too much of!)

Having said that... there's still some ketamine... and I just got the new Nile album... yeah. Like fuck!

00:20 / 27.05.05

Ten minutes in and I feel cheapened. I'm not sure how much of this I can deal with.

00:23 / 27.05.05

Steve-O?

Like from Jackass?

Jesus Fucking Wept.

00:27 / 27.05.05

Yes.

I hate myself sometimes.

00:30 / 27.05.05

I dunno, Jackass had a certain charm (the airhorn on th golf course is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen)... this strikes me as just a bunch of guys being pricks. Perhaps I need more beer.

00:31 / 27.05.05

Turn that around.

Hate Steve-O.

Stalk him and kill him.

Your codeword is "Iron Deer."

00:34 / 27.05.05

Roseeeeebud

00:35 / 27.05.05

Josephine?

00:36 / 27.05.05

Stella!

00:37 / 27.05.05

4th Album: Saxby Tutu Rides Again

00:38 / 27.05.05

Oh, and with that mention of Jackass you've got me downloading the Party Boy theme on mp3. I hope you're happy, because I'm not. I could be sleeping!

00:38 / 27.05.05

This is really shit. But I can't look away.

00:39 / 27.05.05

Party Boy IS funny, though.

00:44 / 27.05.05

*rips off Tux*

01:03 / 27.05.05

Oh dear.
It was three quid. What can I say?

01:04 / 27.05.05

Hi peoplebody!

01:05 / 27.05.05

Hey, keggers! Long time no shift!

JOY NO WRY

01:06 / 27.05.05

Hello, Keggers. Hello, All.

I just thought I'd put in an appearence on once of these trips between bedroom and bathroom.

01:09 / 27.05.05

Hi Stoats,
yeah it seems I've been arriving well after the lateshift winds down. But im soo here now.

Hey Kapok,
Just dont mix up the intended purposes for each room.

01:10 / 27.05.05

Evening, kapok.

I've just noticed the time, so I should probably be sleeping soon... but I'm here for a while while I eat.

JOY NO WRY

01:13 / 27.05.05

I've made mix-ups before, but never in the worst case style; just too mny nights spent slumped against the bath.

01:15 / 27.05.05

It horrid when you fall asleep with your head in the toilet bowl and your alarm in the other room goes off so you reach out to tunr it off but end up flushing your head. I hate that. Sometimes.

JOY NO WRY

01:18 / 27.05.05

This is my first real lateshift and I know I'll never remember it. And I was telling you guys about being drunk and you were supportive and it was great and everything.

But now I'm going to bed. Goodnight chillun.

01:18 / 27.05.05

G'night Kapok.

01:28 / 27.05.05

I've not been shifting much recently... work's been a nightmare so I don't have as much time to dick about online as once I did... and when I'm not at work (like now) I'm very, very tired.
Hopefully this will change again soon!

01:30 / 27.05.05

Arr. That's me done for the night. I'm off to bed.
Night, my piratey brethren!

01:30 / 27.05.05

I've come to the conclusion that this whole 'work' thing just isnt very good. I hope its nothing more than a passing fad that all 'the cool kids' are doing.