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Kali, Queen of Kitteh
23:29 / 30.12.07
Oh my lord. That is like the coolest thing ever. At the moment. I can't stop. I feel like a virtual cat.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:22 / 31.12.07
Christ. What have I done?
 
 
iamus
01:17 / 31.12.07
Oh man.

Try doing it with a graphics tablet.



Uuuuuhhuuuuuuuuuhhhh....
 
 
Jack Fear
01:23 / 31.12.07
Oh, man. You can use the down arrow key, too.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
08:43 / 31.12.07
Wake for work? Check. Brush teeth, apply make-up? Check. Get dressed? Check.

Running late for work because I am spooling and unspooling virtual toliet paper?

Check.
 
 
Mistoffelees
11:20 / 31.12.07
The Adventures of Mookia and Sam! is the homepage of Kyle MacLachlan´s dogs.
 
 
This Sunday
17:11 / 31.12.07
Toilet paper must be hung so that it unrolls from underneath!

Do you know how much harder that is to get it to unroll quickly? To get proper spin action? Spin spin spin roll roll roll... roll up roll up... roll roll... I always knew the 'lith would turn me entirely into a cat one day.
 
 
astrojax69
22:40 / 01.01.08
i'm with daytripper on this. definitely 'over the top'... (wasn't there an etiquette thread on this once?)

and so cool - get the thing unwound, then roll it right up again! magic - my date rolls at home never go back so easily!
 
 
Princess
18:14 / 08.01.08
A medal for Catholic priests to wear.

But why?
 
 
Princess
18:15 / 08.01.08
And, since it appears I missed it just now, a medal for the priests'mothers.

I mean what, do they forget or something?
 
 
Feverfew
18:24 / 08.01.08
Are you sure it's not just that they forgot the prefix "One big, hard, mother of a priest" and the suffix "That you don't want to mess with"?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:50 / 08.01.08
The word HUMILITAS across the top really makes it for me.
 
 
Ticker
12:23 / 10.01.08
We are all going to be eating kale and living in yurts.

Changes in the Sun’s Surface to Bring Next Climate Change

January 2, 2008

Today, the Space and Science Research Center, (SSRC) in Orlando, Florida announces that it has confirmed the recent web announcement of NASA solar physicists that there are substantial changes occurring in the sun’s surface. The SSRC has further researched these changes and has concluded they will bring about the next climate change to one of a long lasting cold era.

Today, Director of the SSRC, John Casey has reaffirmed earlier research he led that independently discovered the sun’s changes are the result of a family of cycles that bring about climate shifts from cold climate to warm and back again.

“We today confirm the recent announcement by NASA that there are historic and important changes taking place on the sun’s surface. This will have only one outcome - a new climate change is coming that will bring an extended period of deep cold to the planet. This is not however a unique event for the planet although it is critically important news to this and the next generations. It is but the normal sequence of alternating climate changes that has been going on for thousands of years. Further according to our research, this series of solar cycles are so predictable that they can be used to roughly forecast the next series of climate changes many decades in advance. I have verified the accuracy of these cycles’ behavior over the last 1,100 years relative to temperatures on Earth, to well over 90%.”



Best get to heating everything up ahead of time, right? I hate the fact that I distrust this as propaganda to discredit global warming rather than being able to embrace Science as my friend of old.
 
 
Tsuga
15:13 / 10.01.08
It seems to be a bogus "science" press release. More here.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:30 / 10.01.08
Now THAT'S what I'm Tolkien about!
 
 
grant
15:43 / 04.08.08
Popular Science seems to have taken this idea and run with it.

The column "Science Confirms the Obvious" features such headlines as:

Young Adults Drink to Boost Their Chances of Hooking Up

and

Smoking and Coffee-Drinking Really Is High Among AA Attendees.
 
 
grant
17:23 / 04.09.08
Oh. OK.

Sixth response to the question.
 
 
trouble at bill
17:30 / 04.09.08
OMFG!!!

(And i thought this place was full of scary freaks...)
 
 
Closed for Business Time
21:41 / 04.09.08
I <3 scarabic...
 
 
Char Aina
21:53 / 04.09.08
Question asked and answered, eh?
Scarabic probably just reads the same books my gran does. She could give you similar advice. I don't suspect she has killed anyone just because she knows how best to get away with it. By that token anyone who had read Snowblind would be a smuggler.
 
 
Proinsias
01:41 / 05.09.08
Oh. Ok
 
 
grant
11:12 / 05.09.08
I think that's kind of beautiful. Homespun science, homespun religion, very strange metaphor. (Does that pickle still *taste good* afterward?)
 
 
iamus
14:37 / 05.09.08
I dunno, but it doesn't really look to be enjoying itself when the lights are up. His dire warnings about not trying it at home also make me uneasy about letting the light into my life.
 
 
Quantum
14:50 / 05.09.08
Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the pickle with a pointed knife.

You can cut a pickle into 6 pieces faster than you think.
 
 
Ticker
14:55 / 05.09.08
wait, WTF was that? Jesus is like being electrocuted?
 
 
Proinsias
16:04 / 05.09.08
no, no. I think he's aiming for priests sticking forks in people.
 
 
Tsuga
22:37 / 05.09.08
Jesus must have been paranoid schizophrenic. That was just electro convulsive therapy for Jesus.
Thank you, Nurse Ratched.
 
 
grant
21:48 / 09.09.08
Oh. OK.

It's the description underneath, in blue type at the bottom of the page. I think this is a cautionary example of the dangers of automated copywriting.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
22:49 / 09.09.08
Ah. Ah haha.

Which is to say: WHERE ARE YOUR ROBOT POETS NOW?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:37 / 10.09.08
Oh, OK. (NSFW- 'tis 4chan).

/b/ is particularly weird today, even by its own standards.
 
 
iamus
17:16 / 10.09.08
What would you reckon, hypothetically of course, the repercussions of stumbling in there and, for instance, sneezing, would be?
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:19 / 10.09.08
The more I see of 4chan, the more I come to believe it's the internet equivalent of Freddy Got Fingered.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:05 / 11.09.08
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
 
 
Ticker
12:46 / 11.09.08
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!

Stoats, I fear I'm becoming addicted to the 4chan since you posted that link. The /an/ it holds me fast! But I fear the stinging mighty eyebleed of the pedos.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:24 / 11.09.08
/an/'s blue- it's much more heavily moderated than /b/, the blue boards being supposedly worksafe (if you ignore the ads, I suppose).
 
  

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