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Char Aina
00:08 / 13.09.06
All the material from this point until Part A are of course my own perceptions. But they are based on four years of intensive absorption of the New Age mentality, and I submit them with the confidence that they are accurate.

In a nutshell, the 'New Age' is a political/religious movement which seeks to unite the world under the guidance of non-human spirits, in the process singling out Judaism - and eventually the Jewish people - for destruction. One of the "new" things about the "new" age is a human race purged of all Jewish presence.


oh. ok.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
00:33 / 13.09.06
Admit it, we're simply afraid that scientology is going to make everyone better.

But what are your crimes? Huh?

Huh?
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
16:30 / 13.09.06
"Including" is almost always preceded by a comma because it almost always introduces a nonrestrictive clause.

Oh. OK.
 
 
grant
22:08 / 15.10.06
Oh. OK.

I know I'd sleep better at night....
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:52 / 16.10.06
I´ve seen something like that for adults, too. A big pillow with an attached arm, that hugs the sleeper.


It´s called a Boyfriend's Arm Pillow, originally designed for japanese singles [74 US $].
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:15 / 16.10.06
I believe Jeffrey Dahmer invented those. Only he used real arms.
 
 
A fall of geckos
22:17 / 23.10.06
Oh. Ok
 
 
Olulabelle
12:15 / 29.10.06
Oh, OK.

Kind of weirdly sweet, but why?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
13:23 / 29.10.06
Why? I guess the educational value could be there... somewhere.

I know lots of people who might either get those things as presents, or give them as presents.

I suppose it's also a bit like the rationale behind the cuddly Cthulhus - why not have furry toy ancient old ones who lurk eternally in R'lyeh? I know I wish I'd got one.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
13:23 / 29.10.06
Sorry, forgot to say thanks for the link, Lula.
 
 
Lama glama
13:27 / 29.10.06
I'm going to give Ebola to everyone this Christmas.
 
 
whistler
14:21 / 29.10.06
Lula, thankyou; that's fantastic! As a person who goes into schools and does the sexual health/HIV ed thing with 14-16s I like any non-intimidating representation of HIV and this fluffy thingy would be hilariously useable. Although I'm sure the virus wouldn't choose to wear a red ribbon?

Hmm, all I need now is a big fluffy model of a cell and/or a DNA strand so I can show how HIV replicates (we've been known to use stickle bricks or velcro)...
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
17:21 / 29.10.06
Ebola - give the gift of organ-liquefying death to those you love!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:50 / 30.10.06
It truly is the gift that keeps giving.
 
 
deja_vroom
13:52 / 03.11.06
A "which book are you" quiz just told me I am Marion Zimmer Bradley's "The Mists Of Avalon".

Oh. Ok.
 
 
Mistoffelees
18:06 / 03.11.06
Give us the link, deja. I want to know, which mist I am.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
18:13 / 03.11.06
That sounds dubious, OK-ish, and mildly amusing. Yeah, let's have a link, please.
 
 
Mistoffelees
19:28 / 03.11.06
I may have found the book quiz here.

I am The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe:

"You were just looking for some decent clothes when everything changed quite dramatically. For the better or for the worse, it is still hard to tell. Now it seems like winter will never end and you feel cursed. Soon there will be an epic struggle between two forces in your life and you are very concerned about a betrayal that could turn the balance. If this makes it sound like you're re-enacting Christian theological events, that may or may not be coincidence. When in doubt, put your trust in zoo animals."
 
 
deja_vroom
21:47 / 03.11.06
That's exactly where it came from, Head in a box.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
05:36 / 04.11.06


You're Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give
consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the
one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions
barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff
could get you killed.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Hah! Neat.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:20 / 04.11.06
p>

You're Ulysses!
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared
to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do
understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once
brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in
the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you
additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
 
 
Char Aina
14:29 / 04.11.06


You're The Guns of August!
by Barbara Tuchman
Though you're interested in war, what you really want to know is what
causes war. You're out to expose imperialism, militarism, and nationalism for what they
really are. Nevertheless, you're always living in the past and have a hard time dealing
with what's going on today. You're also far more focused on Europe than anywhere else in
the world. A fitting motto for you might be "Guns do kill, but so can
diplomats."




oh.ok.
never knowingly heard of it.
should prolly read it now
though, eh?
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:54 / 03.01.07
I´m new to this craigslist craze, is it like myspace for the new avantgarde?

Kudos on not dirtying the train
Luvs and Huggies
 
 
Whisky Priestess
10:22 / 03.01.07
Late to the party, but

Red blood cell! Eep! SO cute!
 
 
Triplets
12:07 / 03.01.07
" You really don't pee on yourself while shroomin. At least we didn't. We wore those diapers in SHAME for like an hour, before we realized that we were STILL getting up and going to the BATHROOM like normal adults."

Some people really need euthanasia. Administered via the face.
 
 
Dutch
12:54 / 03.01.07


You're The Guns of August!
by Barbara Tuchman
Though you're interested in war, what you really want to know is what
causes war. You're out to expose imperialism, militarism, and nationalism for what they
really are. Nevertheless, you're always living in the past and have a hard time dealing
with what's going on today. You're also far more focused on Europe than anywhere else in
the world. A fitting motto for you might be "Guns do kill, but so can
diplomats."

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

hmmm... ok
 
 
Kirin? Who the heck?
15:07 / 03.01.07


You're Mrs. Dalloway!
by Virginia Woolf
Your life seems utterly bland and normal to the casual observer, but
inside you are churning with a million tensions and worries. The company you surround
yourself with may be shallow, but their effects upon your reality are tremendously deep.
To stay above water, you must try to act like nothing's wrong, but you know that the
truth is catching up with you. You're not crazy, you're just a little unwell. But no
doctor can help you now.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Oh. OK. Actually, not OK. I think it just called my friends shallow. And unwell.
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:24 / 03.01.07


You're The Catcher in the Rye!
by J.D. Salinger
You are surrounded by phonies, and boy are you sick of them! In an
ongoing struggle to search for a land without phonies, you end up running away from
everything, from school to consequences. In this process, you reveal that many people
in your life have suffered torments and all you really want to do is catch them as
they fall. Perhaps using a baseball mitt. Your biggest fans are infamous
psychotics.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Well. How about that.
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
18:46 / 05.01.07
I am also the Catcher in the Rye.

I was hoping to be Essential Ant-Man Volume 1.
 
 
doozy floop
20:50 / 05.01.07
What a quiz.



You're Prufrock and Other Observations!
by T.S. Eliot
Though you are very short and often overshadowed, your voice is poetic
and lyrical. Dark and brooding, you see the world as a hopeless effort of people trying to impress other people. Though you make reference to almost everything, you've really heard enough about Michelangelo. You measure out your life with coffee spoons.


Although I'm not sure I know how a coffee spoon differs from any other kind of spoon, but then again, I haven't read Prufrock so that's probably not something to mention again.

And I resent being called short.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:34 / 11.01.07
In Spanish, an Evil Laugh is not spelled "BWAHAHAHA" but "MWOJOJOJOJO."
 
 
Char Aina
14:54 / 11.01.07
i spell it 'mwah hah hah'.
my gran is always telling me there's some unnoficial spanish in our family.

maybe she's right?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:20 / 11.01.07
I think it is not so much the initial Mw- that makes the difference as the Js. The Barbelith house style is Bwa-, but that's by no means the standard elsewhere.
 
 
Ticker
18:00 / 11.01.07
I just read this and went 'Oh.Ok.' Possibly NSFW link below.

Celebrator
The Celebrator is a disposable personal massage attachment for your electric toothbrush.
 
 
Princess
18:27 / 11.01.07
If you have personal circumstances of which you suspect that these can have an influence on the safe use of the Celebrator or if you experience pain after usage, consult your general practitioner

Um, and I admit I speak as a penis-bot, but what sort of personal circumstance would ever make clitoral stimulation a danger to your health?
 
  

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