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Ticker
18:40 / 11.01.07
Um, and I admit I speak as a penis-bot, but what sort of personal circumstance would ever make clitoral stimulation a danger to your health

well if one was prone to UI/candida it might not be terrible to have your GP explain proper post climax pee and wash up routines.

Which as a non GP I shall state simply as:

1. pee within 15 minutes of stopping contact with the girl bits to ensure no bacteria is introduced to the urethra.
2. If using any lubrication products be aware glycerin promotes yeast.
3. always wipe front to back and never reapply the same wipe.
 
 
iamus
23:33 / 29.01.07
Oh. OK.
 
 
grant
01:55 / 30.01.07
Sweet Jesus. That's perfect. This is where we are. Oh. OK.
 
 
Olulabelle
07:35 / 30.01.07
Stop clapping! Crazy people. Stop clapping her!
 
 
Char Aina
10:16 / 30.01.07
i know!
what the fuck is that all about?
some of the audience look well impressed.

something about the way she says "if you're not aggresive... in nature" makes me think of killing your own meat in the wilderness.
i think she hunts with her bare hands, killing mountain lions with her stealth, her teeth and her jar of pickles - or her salsas or what-have-yous.
 
 
Mistoffelees
14:05 / 07.04.07
Wow, this is fun, and just in time for Easter:

Angry Alien (crazy movie parodie bunny site)

A site, of movie parodies! Every parodie is 30 seconds with cartoon bunnies instead of actors. Try Star Wars, Shining, Casablanca. Wheeee!
 
 
Triplets
14:09 / 07.04.07
I was going to link that, Mist! The Highlander one is the best thing ever. Lubalubalubaluba!
 
 
grant
16:19 / 12.04.07
Reading the local obituaries can be a dry, prosaic activity. There you are, reading about the ordinary ends of ordinary lives, when -- Oh. OK....
 
 
Princess
16:45 / 12.04.07
That's wonderful. You just don't expect it.
 
 
Triplets
22:48 / 13.04.07
Truth.

And, in case you were wondering (and how could you not be, for fuck's sake?)

The name "Florida Panty Snatcher" started as a prank, his sister said.

Early in his career, while he was at a truck stop, other drivers started teasing the shy Farrell, and when he walked back to his truck, he found a blue pair of women's panties there.

"He carried those panties hanging from the rear view mirror for about five years," his sister said. "And other truckers started calling him the Florida Panty Snatcher."

Eventually, Farrell embraced the name, much to the chagrin of his mother, who had a radio base-station at her West Palm Beach home.

"She refused to call him that on the radio," his sister said.
 
 
This Sunday
10:20 / 14.04.07
According to that book quiz, I'm Nabokov's 'Lolita'. If I were less lazy, I'd take that as a sign and shift my name.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:03 / 22.04.07
Don't know quite where I stand on this. It would either be really cool or the mark of a wanker.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:58 / 22.04.07
Well, plushy O RLY owl = cool.

Paying $45 for same = bit sad, really.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:42 / 23.04.07
Yeah, I mean, 45 dollars. That's almost a tenner, isn't it?

(I like the "31 is hardly 500" pre-orders bit. The triumph of hope over experience always does it for me).
 
 
electric monk
19:18 / 24.04.07
I don't know whether I should laugh, shake my head solemnly, or compose a long-form free-verse poem using this news-bit as a metaphor/eidolon for "America in Decline". So, in light of my indecision, I can only say:

Oh. Ok.
 
 
Ticker
19:23 / 24.04.07
POEM! POEM! POEM!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:05 / 24.04.07
Yeah, monk.

That SO calls for a poem.
 
 
This Sunday
20:09 / 24.04.07
But none of that 'free verse' business. That's a sestina, my friend. Don't deny yourself.

Or, y'know, go with the free verse. But poem us.
 
 
electric monk
20:37 / 24.04.07
It is patently obvious that none of you have ever sampled the soul-annihilating tormet that is my poetry. But now you have ASKED for it.

Prepare your trepanning implements. It's the ONLY WAY to relieve the inevitable intracranial pressure. And I will see what I can do.

Ok?
 
 
electric monk
14:33 / 27.04.07
Oooookaaaaay.
 
 
Katherine
12:26 / 13.06.07
Oh ok, just how did they get that idea?
 
 
grant
13:50 / 13.06.07
Poetry! I missed the poetry!

Now write one about the inflatable dungeons!
 
 
electric monk
15:28 / 13.06.07
Shiny, shiny, shiny inflatable dungeon.
Lightheaded girlchild in the dark.
Severin, your servant has the air-pump, don't forsake him.
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart.


Hmph. Needs work.
 
 
grant
14:40 / 14.06.07
Oh. OK.

I suppose one would.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
15:06 / 14.06.07


Pacman's skull.
 
 
Mistoffelees
17:50 / 15.06.07
After looking closely, I still have problems believing that it really is a photorealistic painting.
 
 
Katherine
14:15 / 20.06.07
Soft Paws for cats and dogs..... better than declawing your cat is a possible reasoning but wouldn't it be better to teach it not to scratch?

Argh! There is even a selection of colours, as if you didn't think this was more about owner fashion than the pet!
 
 
Katherine
19:05 / 21.06.07
Would this warp my first niece?
 
 
*
19:34 / 21.06.07
I can't say for sure yet, archabyss. Please send me an evaluation copy for my expert opinion.

*holds breath, crosses fingers*
 
 
Char Aina
10:35 / 24.06.07
The Bohemian-Gay Index(PDF)
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:15 / 25.06.07
A kind of funny blog about someone´s roommate: mycrazyroommate

Here´s a sample:

The set up for this one is simple; Liar, Liar is on TV, and my favorite hound is at the house for the weekend. For some reason, Hound who normally loves anything with a heartbeat, is scared to death of P. Cross that with P's gullible ways and the situation is just ripe for parody. Ripe!

TV: "..that for just 1 day, you couldn't tell a lie..."
Me ( to Hound ): Don't worry, I wouldn't lie to you.
Me ( to Hound ): P does though. He lies to you all the time.
P: WHAT! No! I don't lie to her!
Me ( to hound ): Don't listen to him, he could be lying right now.
P: NO!
P ( to Hound ): NO! Don't listen to him! I don't lie to you! I promise.
P: Why are you telling her that?
Me ( to Hound ): Who are you going to believe?
P: I DON'T LIE TO HER!!
P ( to Hound ): I really don't! I don't lie to you!
Hound: WOOF!
Me: See, she knows.
P: F*%^! WHAT ELSE DO YOU TELL HER?!?
 
 
Ticker
19:14 / 12.07.07
elephant musth

for me the missing obvious part was:

A consequence of this hierarchy is that when a bull does actually enter musth he has the experience to cope with the circumstance of being cock-full of testosterone in the presence of a group of receptive females, and in a bunch of like-minded guys. The goal of introducing Kruger elephants to Pilanesberg (and now Hluhluwe-Umfolozi Park) was to establish such a bull hierarchy. This would prevent young males from entering sustained musth until they could manage it.

Oh. Ok.
 
 
· N · E · T ·
01:12 / 13.07.07
Oh. OK.
 
 
grant
14:43 / 13.07.07
Yes, I think... I think that about says it.

OK.
 
 
deja_vroom
16:49 / 13.07.07
I... I hope I can draw your attention to.. to this... I'm - I can't think of anything to say other than, uhm, wait for the end credits. It adds that hard to come by, authentic clinical insanity whiff to the whole enterprise: omg ok.
 
  

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