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Triplets

00:56 / 15.05.05

Well, I just tried to chat up a girl on the bus home... Only I found out she'd just got off work and was the sober to my middlingly drunk. Oh, how that went badly. It even turned out she'd just finished a graphic design course that I'd just enrolled on! But: nothing! Gahhhh

Triplets

00:57 / 15.05.05

Oh, great. Now everyone who goes on pge 2 is going to read that. Yarrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

Ganesh

00:59 / 15.05.05

That's approximately 70% Barbelith, Triplets. For max points, you'd have to tell us all how, despite being about to marry someone else, she harboured a secret crush on you - and she communicated this via the medium of appearing slightly tense when snogging her fiance.

Triplets

08:01 / 15.05.05

Talk about kicking a man when he's down

I thought I only qualified if I didn't make a move?

(Instead, of course, relying on orbiting fate satellites, leylines and the origami of her bus ticket to bring us together. Which was my Plan B).

Spaniel

08:21 / 15.05.05

Trip, by making a move you don't qualify.
Rejection+posting about it makes it a close thing, though.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

11:19 / 15.05.05

I'm more drunk than I should be at just gone one in the afternoon. I DELIBERATELY didn't get too drunk at a party I went to last night (well, okay, I just wanted to get home and watch Doctor Who on video, and everyone was about ten years younger than me and it was kinda doing my head in)... but this morning, while comforting a friend (who was just about to go to work) about the mad stalker guy who's just started putting threatening letters through her letterbox, I took it upon myself to drink more than my share while "sharing" some wine, on the grounds that if she turned up at work pissed she'd get fired. A strange morning. With boooooze.

Alex's Grandma

02:51 / 17.05.05

That dog should be called Morris, and you're all f*&^ing dead, you bastards.

I f*&^ing love you guys.

mistress_swank

19:59 / 20.05.05

my spiritual bridge and i are wasted at castle swank!
we are about to do wild turkey shots.

please pray for us
that we make it to the toilet before we yarf

also we listen to buster poindexter

god help us#

we are all mexicans at heart

BARBELITH

OWN THE HOT PARTY MEIXICAN ACTION

SOMEONE BROUGHT SHROOMS

/breakin the law breakin the law

NOBODY RULES LIKE I RULE

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS MYSTERICAL SANSWORD

VODKA IN THE BRITA FILTR IS LIKE BUTTA

ok cheers thanks bye!

/am so going to regret this in the morning

//apologises now even though she is about to press the post button

///DUDE LOU REED ROCKS

////am okay with being an asshole

/////fuck.

/////////radio free coventry

/////////////holy shit, i'm dumb when i'm drunk
//////////////NEED SHROOMS AND MEXICANS!

Mourne Kransky

20:02 / 20.05.05

radio free coventry are words to chill the heart of the unwary.

w1rebaby

21:24 / 20.05.05

why couldn't we have had a fucking decent Anakin?

Darth Vader - good. Anakin Fucking Kevin The Teenager - whiny twat. Transition between the two - not convincing.

Worst jarring moment - he's in the whole Vader gear, and he starts whinging about Padme again. Fuck's sake. Where's the fucking symbolic transformation, Lucas, you cunt?

oh, and that timestamp across the screen was a bit irritating too

Ganesh

21:26 / 20.05.05

I haven't seen any of the Star Wars prequels. Is Anakin convinced that someone is attracted to him and is communicating that attraction via apparent attraction to another? Is that what sours him? Or am I so drunk that everything's gone Barbelith?

w1rebaby

21:33 / 20.05.05

To be fair he does actually end up shagging Natalie Portman, which goes one step beyond the average Barbelith "I fancy her she must fancy me" thread. And he gets some exercise, with all the jumping around and lightsabre duels and that.

Apart from those things he might as well be listening to Tool and taking drugs on the internet. He even says "it's so unfair!" to the Jedi Council when they don't make him a Jedi Master. Cos that's really going to convince them that you're a wise master of the Force who reverse his sentences can.

Ganesh

21:38 / 20.05.05

"So unfair it is!"

Does he claim, at any, point, to have a "chemical imbalance"?

so fair it is not!

not fair so is it

fair it un is!

care not could I less
twat whining Jedi (that one works any way around)

Spaniel

01:03 / 21.05.05

kIssing cocks.
Cocks and minge.

Cock's the love?
Who is fannith?

Yuss!

mistress_swank

03:43 / 21.05.05

holy crap, i was twisted last night.

Alex's Grandma

04:50 / 21.05.05

I don't know if anyone else is watching this, but this year's prospective contestants on Big Brother really are a bunch of epic cunts.

They're just so despicable...

I can hardly wait.

Alex's Grandma

05:13 / 21.05.05

That said though, quite a lot of this year's Big Brother applicants would appear to have very serious problems - feeling much more sober now, and fairly disturbed.

Alex's Grandma

05:25 / 21.05.05

And it looks like there's going to be seven more hours of this - I don't honestly know if I'm going to be able to look away.

fuckbaked

05:51 / 21.05.05

VODKA IN THE BRITA FILTR IS LIKE BUTTA

That made me laugh, Swank. Did you really put vodka in a Brita filter?

unheimlich manoeuvre

20:52 / 21.05.05

Stoatie - Ahem. Good thing I couldn't type on Monday night... shitfaced was I, and in the middle of an experiment to see whether black metal and ketamine worked well together.

Gabba and ketamine go well together. Only if you do bumps though. Too much and you're in the k-hole. (Abandon hope all ye who enter there.)

Accidentally did some mushrooms on wednesday night. Tried to post but my computer went all organic on me.
Probably for the best.

Giving weed a break, making me too self-satisfactory. This cheap wine is tasting suprisingly good

mistress_swank

22:39 / 21.05.05

We said: VODKA IN THE BRITA FILTR IS LIKE BUTTA

That made me laugh, Swank. Did you really put vodka in a Brita filter?

Oh yeah! And the rum and the gin. I'd bought some really rank cheap shite for Castle Swank's housewarming, still hadn't used it all, and I won't drink that swill (but I'll foist it on guests. . .). So I thought. . .filter it.

And bugger me, it bleeding works! Safeway rum actually tastes GOOD after you chuck it through your Brita filter four times! I'm stunned and amazed by the circumstance. I assume the vodka is okay, but I had three bottles of champagne by the time I tried it, so I can't be completely certain.

As for the gin, I don't drink it solo, so I haven't taste-tested it.

However, I'm assured that it's all good, I'm the international jet-set cocktail diva, and my ministrations render repulsively cheap booze into drinkable spirits. But I suppose as with anything booze-related, YMMV.

Baz Auckland

22:45 / 21.05.05

...not quite drunk yet, but getting there. Listening to pre-going-out music with a bottle of Zywiec, soon to be replaced by a can of Faxe...

(singing) "...soon as I get my head 'round you, I come around getting sparks off you..."

Warewullf

01:04 / 22.05.05

I went to the annual Eurovision party tonight which is the highlight of our Gay calendar in Belfast and missed most of it because I was giving Tarot readings upstairs.

Feeling weird mix of annoyed/fine with the whole thing.

Also annoyed that I coulnd't participate in "Spin the bollte" because I have a goddamn coldosore.

Goddamn it.

And i loves y'all.

In that way...

Warewullf

01:09 / 22.05.05

"Spin the bollte"?

The fuck is "Spin the bollte?"

Me so very, very drunkinated...

Triplets

01:10 / 22.05.05

Spin the botox! Facess for all!

JOY NO WRY

01:02 / 27.05.05

"Hey, [Kapok], you reckon mixing cheap whisky with cheap cider is a good idea?"

"Yeah, yeah. Whats the worst that could happen?"

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I feel rough

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:14 / 28.05.05

If I was havnig a pychotic episode, you guys would tell me. Right?

unheimlich manoeuvre

23:06 / 28.05.05

MC - Yes, I would.

...

Stag do today. Rugby at Twickenham, then food at Belgos. The stick I took cause I didn't want to go lapdancing. Fuckers...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:00 / 29.05.05

Should I go sleepy now?
I should go sleepy now.
Grr. And yay. And zzzz.

Papess

08:17 / 03.06.05

Hi. I think I am, err...stoned, yeah. I could have had a few cognacs, toooo many. So, I am posting here, one-handed.In case you are wondering, I am holding a doob in my other. At least, I was.

ONLY NICE THINGS

08:41 / 03.06.05

Spin the balti! A great game for all the family...

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