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Dead Megatron

02:37 / 22.07.06

I vote for big toot to be barbelized asap

Less searchable M0rd4nt

23:00 / 18.11.06

Have just broken my sabbatical and I DON'T CARE HAHAHAA because the act of writing shouty post seemed to dislodge something in brane that I was stuck on and can now write Stuff that am supposed to be writing.

Good grief, do I really not work properly without people to shout at?

Char Aina

11:05 / 19.11.06

sounds like you need a shout buddy.

Dutch

18:53 / 19.11.06

Everything is turning red.

But it's a good kind of red, glowy...

My rat just bit me, but I know he cares.

Where did this colour come from,

oh I remember.

It was the third of september...

yes I will.

Bedroom Drifter.
Armchair Wanderer.

shameless tonight

Quantum

21:00 / 19.11.06

Woo! I went to a joint christening and 18th birthday party w00t! Drrunk! There was a baby and an 18 year old, his aunt, not an 18 yr old getting baptised, and I had to go to church which was a big old headfuck I can tell you. Now drunk, yay!

Slim

01:04 / 20.11.06

I think I posted on Barbelith while drunk last night but I can't remember the thread or even the forum. If you see such a post I apologize. It's likely to be utter nonsense.

ghadis

01:46 / 20.11.06

There is no point apologising now Slim. The harm has been done. And i thought i could TRUST you!

It's going to take me ages to get those billboards down! And i have to get up for work in 4 hours! And my mum drives down that road every morning!!

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

06:39 / 20.11.06

Ever have one of those nights when you come home from a bar or a party drunk and hungry, so you mow down on some trail mix before going to bed? And then you have fucked up dreams the whole night, and when you wake up four hours later for work you can't tell if you're really awake or still dreaming, but either way you know you're still drunk? No? For real? Awright, fuck you guys.

I held hands with someone all night only to wake up and realize it was all a cashew, sun flower seed and raisin induced dream. I should've known by the fact that no one alive is that great a dancer. Also she had wings and antenae. Whatever, if anyone tells you bee-people can't dance you tell them they're full of shit.

Triplets

13:31 / 26.11.06

Fell asleep at the party.

In the bathroom.

neutral

03:12 / 28.12.06

jahahahahahhaah ive just poseyrd in priotes grogg cronerrrr so fucking dorry you ,ins aye, the wronf place to post about alcoholism you booos , ahhahahahahahaha woops i maent to take it all eroisuly but wop[s i fucked it all up, did ou eant none sesense oh stuoid woamen hahahhahahah you twatds hahahaha cant handle it nonoeseese has tomake sense but you arent realyl fucked i wish i hadnt had barbelksifh alaways on woops ahahah npw you are invloved overf the faesiteve season scotaland fuckin wons evferyintime ahahhahha you plonerks ui did the right protocall cos nobosdy in my tiome zoernaw wanted to tyaslke you aee ya cadtsryaepsdl,.s fuck yo

Alex's Grandma

06:08 / 28.12.06

I think you sit down, calmly, tomorrow morning, and try and talk about your feelings? What's the worst that she can say - no?

Possibly, but she won't say that if you explain about your salary, which should, ideally, be in the high five to low six figures. All those hot cheerleaders who saw you as NOTHING in high achool will feel VERY DIFFERENTLY once you FLOP YOUR WAD down on the table.

What are you waiting for?

Get out there and START YOUR OWN BUSINESS!11!

Alex's Grandma

06:47 / 28.12.06

In all seriousness, stop waiting around on the sidelines of love, mate. It will be a disaster if you do that. Put your cards on the table! I mean you know where she/he lives, right? Right! In which case, all you have to do is make a compliation of the songs that express who you really are and how you feel, then cycle over there and play them with feeling on your boom-box outside his/her window. Recommended tracks: 'Bad Penny' by Big Black, 'Columbian Necktie' by Big Black, and 'Kerosene' by Big Black.

If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but if not, a couple hours of this is going to decide things one way or the other, and by the time you've finished, the pubs will be open.

So in a broad, general sense, everyone's a winner.

iamus

03:52 / 30.12.06

I'm a wee bit pished, by the way.

Triplets

14:51 / 30.12.06

Got to bed at 3. The room stopped spinning at 5.

Spaniel

22:16 / 30.06.07

Hello, hugluvlies, I am a tad over-refreshed, how're you?

iamus

22:23 / 30.06.07

I woke up this morning on the floor, nasal passage blocked with thick, alcoholic mucus.

Thinking of taking it easy thenight.

Spaniel

22:28 / 30.06.07

But it is thenight

iamus

22:31 / 30.06.07

True.

Taking it easy thenight. Had about two glasses of wine. That's me I reckon.

Spaniel

18:19 / 01.07.07

What about thenight?

iamus

18:21 / 01.07.07

I dunno.

What about it?

Spaniel

18:25 / 01.07.07

You tell me.

iamus

20:42 / 01.07.07

Somebody special's getting a suh-puh-rise......

.....thenight.

Shiny: Well Over Thirty

21:42 / 22.09.07

Thesh daysh I onli ged druunk aboot sixx tymes aa yeer. Thish ish tyme numba for. The jack daniels is in mi head - iz makin me straynge. I'm piss4red, and woulda crashed out - but the neigbours r drunkar than me and r havin loud, mental, scari arguments, and are to loud for me to be sleepin. So's I gezz I may as well sit up and drink sum'mor for a bit till they quite down, or till I crash regard;ess, eh?*

* Roughly 60% of typos deliberate because my strange drunken brai nfinds them amusing. Kill me if I try to post in Headshop or Switchboard tonight.

Triplets

22:05 / 22.09.07

Okay. But only thenight.

Shiny: Well Over Thirty

22:10 / 22.09.07

Ulp. Just posted in switchboard. But I think I was fairly rational.

All Acting Regiment

22:11 / 22.09.07

This is for last night, but I've only just woken up. So, er:

D

R

U

N

K

And I fear I may have picked up some poor girl's phone number ...

Shiny: Well Over Thirty

22:14 / 22.09.07

Just woken up! Wow! Now that's livin the life!

Shiny: Well Over Thirty

22:23 / 22.09.07

Oh god. Not only am I double posting, but I'm thinking of creating a login for the DC Comics messageboards, just to random drunkpost. This is a bad thing, yes?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

23:43 / 22.09.07

Ohhhh. I have nice pro-'Lithcrew feelings in my tummy.

Saint Keggers

23:46 / 22.09.07

pro-'Lithcrew

I just got an image of a bunch of protesting people with placards bearing "CHOOSE LITH" slogans

I too am barblushed at the mo'

Shiny: Well Over Thirty

23:47 / 22.09.07

Hoom. Is it time to see if I can hold the three year old bottle of port I found whilst sorting out my mess a couple of weeks ago? Or is it time to crash? I just don't know dammit!

Shiny: Well Over Thirty

00:06 / 23.09.07

Oh deargodno. The urge to create a facestabbook acount, just to go and annoy the four people at work who I know on there has started to rear it's ugly head. I should crash. I should crash.

Saint Keggers

00:09 / 23.09.07

No facebook. Bad! Bad facebook!

Shiny: Well Over Thirty

00:16 / 23.09.07

Oh I know. The good thing is I think I'd have to be far to fucked to actually be able to register to actually do it. Which is a good thing. Right now I suspect I'd post all manner of crap that I wouldn't want linked to me real name.

Shiny: Well Over Thirty

01:01 / 23.09.07

Aw bejaysus. Not only am I double posting again, but I'm also trying to find people I had huge crushes on ten or so years ago on the internet. These are people whom at I time I assumed communicated their attraction to me almost entirely by apparent attraction to other people, as is I'm reliably informed quite natural. I need to stop drinking and go to bed. But i doubt that's happening before dawn. As I say - six times a year. I'm not wasting a session by crashing whilst I still know my name.

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