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Alex's Grandma

22:26 / 29.04.05

This is kind of what the Lateshift's for, I appreciate, but that as a forum doesn't really lend itself to long, drawn-out messages, whereas ideally this one does.

Feel free to express your intoxicated self !

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:06 / 30.04.05

You're my bestest fuckin thread.
Come home from a lovely evening... sam Tango-Mango's band, and tons of friend I havenm't seen in ages. Coool as fuck. Must probably sleep veeeeeeery soon.

Ganesh

00:51 / 30.04.05

Yez are all my best mates. Except you. Yeah, you, you fucking know it. Lookit me, fuckin' lookit me. Fuckin' shift, ye fucker.

unheimlich manoeuvre

00:55 / 30.04.05

short term gratification versus historical fucked-up-ness

*sigh*

iamus

00:55 / 30.04.05

Come on Eileen, well I swear na na na!
At this moment, na na EVERYTHING
La La La
La.........Eileen

Olulabelle

01:58 / 30.04.05

Meudreen wins on the drunkeness front. Hanshds downsh.

Papess

08:26 / 30.04.05

I just had the most lovely discussion with my babysitter. She personally knows someone who just left our shared reality one day, and never came back. The few people he trusts are windows to the percieved order of things, and he holds my friend hostage. She believes that some how, her affections influence him either way. That she is some how to blame for her friend suddenly, bashing his father's head with a hammer. She visits him with the fear that, if she doesn't, he will try to kill again.

Mourne Kransky

09:14 / 30.04.05

Feeling terrible about it next day. Shame, shame, shame.

It's the moral hangover that's the killer, not the physical aftermath.

solomon

01:51 / 03.05.05

This is the best idea! Can we use it right after we come down from acid too? That happened to me last year. I think I started a new thread to share my secrets of the universe, fucking pie eyed, then couldn't remember what the fuck my jesus told me, or whatever.

I'm going to get drunk right now. See you at the bar.

I'm Rick Jones, bitch

02:19 / 03.05.05

I want a fight. Come on, you wankers, fight me!

holyfuckighsihtispoid

Alex's Grandma

13:24 / 03.05.05

Everything I had to say yesterday should have gone in here, I'm afraid...

Papess

15:44 / 03.05.05

Gee, I actually wrote that post above, while I was tanked! I am getting too much practice.

Baz Auckland

06:22 / 07.05.05

'morning all. It's 321am here, and this post is letting me get all my lushness out before I hit the bed. Thereby preventing me from any foolishness of going back out and whatnot. Thank you all. Goodnight, and happy Friday to you all.

Whisky Priestess

11:15 / 07.05.05

This could be a brilliant alternative to texting drunk and horny, where you decide at 2am that the person who'd really like to hear from you right now is that guy/girl who you split up with ages ago ...
... except that I tend to do that on the nightbus home. Dammit, why isn't there broadband on buses?

sleazenation

13:17 / 07.05.05

Didn't drink last night - drank the night before and ODed on political coverage...

Triplets

00:21 / 08.05.05

Oh fuck it , here's what I almost sent tot Xoc five minuetes ago - instead posred here for your amusement:

I am even more shocked that he is so suspicious of and irritable with the media after their recent fabulous scoops showing that he has horns and a tail, particularly the Telegraph's masterpiece where they found the documents saying "Here George, have lots of money for being my mouthpiece, Love Saddam".

Sersioutsly, Ganesh is the luckiest bloke in the world! If you had a vaguna i'd marry you on the spot. For the reals! In advanced: i am SO sorry for sending you this. I am QUOTE QUITE QUETTE? DRUNK! (ath the moment) Oh no. Some thing fir the barbelush threaD??

I believe this is the epitome of barbelsuh

(I am SO sorry (will regret this 8 hous from now in work))

Ganesh

00:27 / 08.05.05

Believe me, I am well aware of the pricelessless of partaking of Xoc's shining vaguna...

Triplets

00:41 / 08.05.05

I said I was sorry!

Ganesh

00:45 / 08.05.05

Don't be sorry. We looove it!

Mourne Kransky

00:46 / 08.05.05

Relax, Triplets, don't do it! You look perfectly lovely in the photo thread as you are and a vaguna would add nothing. In fact, it might detract.

Thank you for your charming and drunken encomium. It has made my night. And just ignore Ganesh. I usually do.

w1rebaby

00:59 / 08.05.05

I fell asleep on the tube and ended up at Ealing Broadway.

I'm home now.

Better go to sleep really.

Triplets

01:08 / 08.05.05

Relax, Triplets, don't do it! You look perfectly lovely in the photo thread as you are and a vaguna would add nothing.

Barbelush checklist:

[1] Getting drunk enoguh to post? Check
[2] Referencing Xoc's Vaguna Seca? Checks

Right, i'm off to bed!

Papess

07:56 / 10.05.05

F**K YOU!! YOU haave no business with me! You are a cunt!EAT ME!

Papess

18:17 / 10.05.05

ouch! when did I write that!?

Benny the Ball

19:06 / 10.05.05

At 9.56 GMT.

I'm going to crack open some red wine and eat something, not too heavy, mind. Just watched Cruise of the gods, will post here for a while. I'm in a great mood, drink DRINK you fuckers, and dance, etc etc &c.

fuckbaked

00:15 / 11.05.05

this is what we need in here...

Spaniel

06:03 / 11.05.05

No it isn't.

For a start booze and dope turn me into an unspeakable mess. Also, I fucking hate it when caners start evangelising.

fuckbaked

14:15 / 11.05.05

Well, booze alone turns me into a mess. Thing is, I didn't find a comparable thread for stoners, so I figured I'd join this thread. I'm not saying you have to smoke it. I don't see how showing up with a joint is the same as evangelising.

Spaniel

14:34 / 11.05.05

Saying it's what *we need* sounds like evangelising.

But I think I'm probably over-reacting. It's a pet hate.

By the by, in case my post above is unclear, it's the mixture of booze and gear that turns me into a mess. Obviously drink, on it's own, only serves to make me smarter and more beautiful.

fuckbaked

14:41 / 11.05.05

Yeah, you're right. I should have been more careful with how I phrased that.

Brigade du jour

14:51 / 11.05.05

Hewwo evweebodee!

Oops sorry, typing like a twat there. Haven't been on Barbelith for a while. But I have been drinking (rum 'n' coke 'n' then calypso coffee) in the pub with my mum and dad, so I hope my presence here is, if not quite appreciated, at least somehow appropriate.

It was my mum's birthday last week, say happy birthday or I'll SEND THE BOYZZZ RAAAHHHNND!

Spaniel

14:56 / 11.05.05

I should have been more careful with how I phrased that.

Naaaah, do what you like.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

14:59 / 11.05.05

APPY BIRFDAY, BRIGADE'S MUM. YOU'RE ME BESTEST FUCKIN MATE'S MUM.

Ahem. Good thing I couldn't type on Monday night... shitfaced was I, and in the middle of an experiment to see whether black metal and ketamine worked well together. (No. They don't. But you only discover that once it's too late and you can't move to change the CD.)

w1rebaby

19:15 / 14.05.05

stoatie, anyone could have told you that wasn;t going to work. It's on the same level as "hey, let's take a load of acid and listen to rabbits screaming"

I'm fucked up right now and I don't care who knows it. Fuck yall. I'm not even wearing socks.

Brigade du jour

19:40 / 14.05.05

I've eaten too much and my tummy looms like a bass drum right now. Does that qualify me for admittance to the Barbelush hotel? Please baby, it's cold outside ...

But hey, Robert Plant and his Strange Sensation live from The Scala is on Radio 2 so can't go far wrong.

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